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Parsleymagnet: HA HA, OH WOW
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Anonymous1: Is that actually possible? Well I really don't care cause I am a girl and I have a vagina...Why did I say that?
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Anonymous2: Thats freaky...
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Anonymous3: it's all in the flexibility of the lower back.
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Anonymous4: Ron Jeremy can do that, as legend has it.

I haven't seen him do it. Thanks to this site, it wouldn't be the worst thing I ever saw.
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Anonymous5: most men never come farther than tipping it with the tounge

gays n girls (yes, you one there), ever had a boyfriend complaining about a sore back? now you know why
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goody2shoes: Wow. They have matching fucked-up eyes.

WHUT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!?!?!
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Anonymous6: I can get half my cawk in my mouth, but I do it differently: I lay on the floor with my back against the wall and let the weight of my legs and butt push my cawk in my mouth. My back hurts though >.<
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Anonymous7: ^Enjoy your broken neck.
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Anonymous8: anon 8: LOLWUT?
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Anonymous9: Holy shit.

That's a Mac!
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Anonymous10: i'm shivering in fear from this
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Anonymous11: I can hear the thunder roll

I can feel the lightning strike

Could a storm be on its way?

How I wish it would stay light
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Anonymous12: Mac user die unloved, sucking their own cocks.
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Anonymous13: looks more like oppy or however its spelled from family guy
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Anonymous14: WHAT
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Anonymous15: No wonder Liz developed a funny walk.
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Anonymous16: GRRFRRLD GRR BRRRK TR BRRRD: TRANSLATE!
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Anonymous17: 'Garfield, go back to bed'
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Anonymous18: Why is he filming it with his webcam
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goody2shoes: ^FTW, duh.
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Anonymous19: I've heard people say "Go fuck yourself!" but, this is ridiculous.
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Anonymous20: looks shopped. I can tell by the pixls
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Anonymous21: GRRFRRLD GRR BRRRK TR BRRRD
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Gremrat: >>42284
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DomPfaff: @..@ ... this pic sucks.. -.-
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Ciorba: good jon, you look kinda cool
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UnidentifiedFappingObject: The eyeball thing was from an epic thread on the internets where they removed all Garfield's dialog and the comic actually became funny for a change.

THE MOAR YOU KNOW, amirite?
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Anonymous22: "Garfield, go back to bed!"

He doesn't even take his dick out of his mouth to say it!
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Anonymous23: this needs to be featured pic
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Rat: Good Garfield, you look kinda cool!
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Raaku: This makes me laugh every time I see it. Epic victory.
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Mudkip: Did anyone notice the pime taradox in anon 8's post?
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oro-chan: This is why we don't have nice things.
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O_Rly: GO BACK TO BED
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Anonymous24: This is beautiful.
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Anonymous25: anon 13: HOLY SHIT I SEE IT
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Anonymous26: Lulz
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Anonymous27: This is the funniest thing I think I've seen in a long time.
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Anonymous28: GR BRRRK TR BRRRD!
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Suihtil_Cod: What the fuck? XD That's hilarious!
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Anonymous29: A classic.
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phantomspaceman: This picture is on a cave wall in Antartica where starfish shaped creatures make dark sacrifices to Yug-Sothoth
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Anonymous30: i jo'ed to this
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Anonymous31: this one never fails to amuse me
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Anomimus: so this happens when you use a mac...
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AnoNPC: i think i just went blind...

like garfield
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Anonymous32: Why does he need a cat if he can do this himself? Plot hole.
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Anonymous33: BTW if u remove ur bottem two ribs u can do this... jus so u no...
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Anonymous34: rofl.
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Naruto-Uzumaki_: wow anym 1 is a girl..... and looks at hentai
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Anonymous35: Oh dear God. This... this... I'm speechless.
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Naruto-Uzumaki_: oh i see i think he wants a bite of his own dog
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Anonymous36: the guy sucking his dick is in a issue of hustler
which i own
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Anonymous37: anon34: no, you can't. you would crush your lungs. idiot.
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Anonymous38: Garfield shat out his brains when he saw jon, just look at his eyes
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Anonymous39: ... a typical mac user
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Smart28: The only thing good here are Garfield's eyes...
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Anonymous40: I sees it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 theres a hidden treasure map!!!! in his ball hair!!! thats y he needs webcam and garfield needed to find treasure first
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SlipperyJoe: lol a40
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Anonymous41: This rises questions.

First of all, we all know Jon has serious trouble getting any, which is why he's desperate enough to do this.

But in order for him to do this, he needs to have a pretty fucking huge dick. In which case you just wonder WHY he has such trouble getting any?
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Nacixem: Derp
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broman88: maybe because he a idiot?
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Anonymous42: Everyone has gone retarded...Derp hurr durr
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Anonymous43: Seriously... his dick is longer as his foot. That's gotta be at least 12 inches.
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loverofperfectfeet: ahhh a typical mac user.....
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loverofperfectfeet: i think eh is a pretty cool guy...he sucks cokc and doesn't afraid of anything...
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Anonymous44: I see the 'Featured' tag is missing.....
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Titanium: Classic
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Dr-Cane: 4 years ago was submitted, and today i had to look at it, no wonder i really missed being mentally assaulted by the feature of the week
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UncleSpongeSmoke: SUCK MY OWN DICK
*Like a boss*
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Anonymous45: YOU KNOW YER A MAN A MAN MAN MAN
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Anonymous46: ever seen clerks 1? you'll break your neck and die with your cock in your mouth lol
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Anonymous47: let's be honest here

if any of you anons could suck your own dick you'd never leave the house (i know i wouldn't)
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VlenChobi: this can be achieved by a man with a shorter than average torso and yoga classes. even still it'll likely result in major back issues.
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Anonymous48: i use to selfsuck before i turned into a big fat ass
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Anonymous49: I would say "Typical Mac user." but he's not covered in shit and rubbing the cat on his cock. That just means he's in the early stages of Mac using.
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Anonymous50: Garfield won't be getting any kind of nice sleep soon.
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evil4563: if i could i would.
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Anonymous51: Too funny!
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Anonymous52: I hate mondays
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ThatsAkoolStoryBro: seen a video on tube8 of a guy giving himself a full fledged blowjob. it was pretty insane, and the comments were full of jelly.
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Anonymous53: Isn't this a meme of sorts?
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Anonymous54: Anon 49 speaks the truth. xD
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Anonymous55: I used to be able to do that, but can't anymore. I could only get the head and the little skin flap (for lack of a better word) into my mouth.
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Anonymous56: Oddly enough, I saw this was featured while Garfield: the Movie was on TV.
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Anonymous57: A42: It doesn't matter how big your dick is if the rest of you is concentrated girl-repellant.
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Anonymous58: The only funny thing ever to come out from that shitty comic.
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TheKommissar: also the question of has jon ever had a real job or is this what he does for a living?
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warrior: Jon Arbuckle is a Cartoonist. Also known as a Self-Insert.
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Htoonlover: disturbing? yes; feature-worthy? no
without Garfield in the bg it would just be another weird pic on the net, hardly r34 standard

Its a rare opportunity to say: "Tit, you choose poorly. you disappoint"
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Anonymous59: when i saw this featured i thought Jim Davis had died.
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Pangolinx: Question: Who's watching Jon's webcam?
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Anonymous60: Goddamn. Old-ass meme in a pic that was uploaded four years ago.

I can hardly believe that his site has already been around for as long as it has. Where does the time go...
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Knockers: Guys who can auto-fellatio really turn me on. Able to pleasure themselves so intimately, lucky bastards. If only women could do it ;_;
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Anonymous61: Knockers, I'm a girl and I can easily suck my own cock
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Anonymous62: In soviet Russia, Splarg narble, fineeng juherrb, BLEEP BLOOP BAM!
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Anonymous63: The Game.
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Krawczyk: Goddommot Tit, I thought Jim Davis died X3
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Anonymous64: ^dick, I hate you
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Doneimxist: HOLLY CRAP anon 1 is a girl?
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Anonymous65: CHATROULLETTE !!!
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yorik: Man, imagine if you broke your spine while doing this and then somebody found you in this position with your body paralysed from the neck down.
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Anonymous66: BUAHAHAHA! WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK!!! xD
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Krawczyk: You could go bowling with them,that's what!
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Selene: Dude's got skills.
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Anonymous67: Thats how my uncle died. Trying to suck his own dick.
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DonkeyPunch: Old pic is old.
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TheKommissar: Yorik
did you see scary movie 2 where the guy in the wheelchair blew himself?
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Anonymous68: Why's one leg hairy and the other isn't?
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Anonymous69: garfield: jon what are you doing! 0-0
jon: garfield i can explain!!
garfield: i now you do weird ridiculous things but this? makes me want to eat my eys off X/
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yorik: TheKommissar: Yeah, but I think he was paralysed "just" from the waist down, so he could move at least the top of his body.
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Anonymous70: To see that garfield look years ago on ytmnd, only to see it end up on here in this image.....made me giggle.
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Darkty: Why are most featured images gay images *facepalm
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Danielakiiki: @ Darkty- Because you touch yourself at night.
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MrAnon: Because masturbation is self gay playing with yourself when you think about it man.

Otherwise, another weird feature.
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Anonymous71(45): anon47 here. I can actaully do this but it's really difficult to do.
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Anonymous72: Possibly the best thing related to garfield ever...
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Anonymous73: @Anon62

Huh?
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BPQ00X: Well this is something.
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Anonymous74: 4 years later?
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Anonymous75: I lol'd
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Anonymous76: I think we can all agree that many loads have been blown D:
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Anonymous77: I.. hope this isn't the jeb_ I'm thinking about.
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Anonymous78: "Garfield, go back to bed"
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Anonymous79: anon77, I doubt it´s the jeb_ from Mojang.
Off-Picture:Consider creepers as Running Dicks.
on-pic: wat
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Anonymous80: Oh my god, that's fucking hilarious.
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Anonymous81: CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!
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Anonymous82: Ah, yes, a classic from my first foray into the wonderfully mind-raping world of rule 34. Nice to see it's finally getting its due.
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Anonymous83: this is only possible for people who are very flexible and/or have big dicks
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fapfapfap: He's more flexible then a cat! Dayum!
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Anonymous84: Hey, Anon 1. You say you're a girl and have a vagina. CITATION NEEDED!!!
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Anonymous85: I wish i was that limber.
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Anonymous86: Wow I was looking for something that wouldn't give me the creeps
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Emagine: And then, John was a..SPLOOOOGE...gurgle grrgle....
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Anonymous87: this
is
Fucking
BRILLIANT
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Anonymous88: This would be funnier if this was a Garfield Minus Garfield comic.

Don't know what Garfield Minus Garfield is just click here: http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/
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Anonymous89(62): GIRL. Guy. In Real. Life
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Anonymous90: OH MY GOD, WHAT WAS THE HECK WAS THE WHAT, THE WHAT, THE WHAT O_O!? Thanks, now I'll need OVER NINE_THOUSAND jugs of brain bleach to get that out of my mind!... That is some pretty strong acid you have there.
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Anonymous91(66): imagine people reaction if they ran across a guy on chatroulette who sucked his own dick and had that derp look xD
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NolaCeris: This image is the quintessence of confusion
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Anonymous92: Bloarp Bloar Bloarp
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Anonymous93: How fucking old is his Mac that it doesn't have a built-in webcam?
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Anonymous94: It's like that Calvin and Hobbes picture....or maby that picture is based off of this...?
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Anonymous95: DAFUQ!
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Anonymous96: WTF
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Anonymous97: I USED to be able to do that but my back hurt too much
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loverofperfectfeet: typical mac user
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loverofperfectfeet: @Anonymous: I can touch mine with my tongue...thats it though
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cranioL: o_e abelps call dapkx lkads zerabactp!!! LoL!!!
aaahhhhhh!!! vbeimk wasc hupsb qerelps..,?
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ColdFeet: Imagine you're sitting on chatroulette or omegle and something like that pops up.
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DadadadaWangman: @Mudkip: OH GOD I . . . >and he was gone<
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Anonymous98: @Anonymous: FUCKIN GENIUS.
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Anonymous99: 99th anon to comment here.
Huh.
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Anonymous100: I`m THE hundred! 8)
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Anonymous101: This is canon.
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Anonymous102: Opie from Family Guy
http://i.imgur.com/BkBj1gD.jpg?1


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