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Anonymous1: DESTROY
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Anonymous2: FURRYS RUIN EVERYTHING... ALONG WITH GURO'S :P
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Anonymous3: This is why furries must be exterminated
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Anonymous4: ^Guro style
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Anonymous5: see this is why we cant have nice things
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Anonymous6: BOO
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Anonymous7: mmm delicious caek
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Anonymous8: fuck you furries, fuck you.
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Anonymous9(7): why thank you... I'll take a slice of that!
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Anonymous10: I really don't understand why people hate furries. Can someone explain?
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Samael: Rule 34 murders our childhood; furries rape the corpse. Which is entirely unnecessary. And fucked up.
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MY_CHILDHOOD: What is there to explain? Seriously...
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Anonymous11(10): Well, the Krystal, Fran, and Ryo-ohki human form hentai seem to need explaining for why furry 34 is hated.
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Anonymous12: Rivers red with furry blood, ect.
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MY_CHILDHOOD: Only furry faggots fap to furry porn, it pretty much says so in the manual
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Anonymous13: Why is there no Lazy Town porn on here? lol
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Anonymous14: there is, dumbass
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Anonymous15: someone should redo this pic by cutting open the rabbit's head, and placing some genitals on his brain. Any ideas what "artist" could pull that off?
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Kaerick: "rape the corpse. Which is entirely unnecessary."

wait, did someone on this site just say that raping a corpse is unnecessary?
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Anonymous16: This guy has a furfagaffinity page.

I think he favorited something of mine, but of course I had to act all polite despite being creeped out by his art.

It's not the fact that they're furries, it's the fact that they all look like Disney forest animals that would come to help Snow White do some house cleaning, and they do shit like this. And that's all he draws.
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Anonymous17: As much as I hate furfags, to whom this may concern: stop tagging this for deletion for no reason, you tool/attractive and successful African.
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Mudkip: So now we know why the cake was moist...
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Anonymous18: Furries rule your life! that is why you hate them, your hatred confines you, LOL your just like the fucking Natzies. You furry haters are very sad!
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Jones: Natzies? What, are they some kind of Martian or something? INFORM US FURTHER OF THIS THREAT FROM THE STARS!
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Anonymous19: I think I may be a furry, but only in the sense that I fap to characters that happen to have fur.
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MR_Furry: same here my mr f is just a nick for the site
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Carvin: You dumb fucking furries! 'Ooooh, I'm going to kill you' is not a quote! 'I'm going to kill you' is one, 'I'm going to kill you, and there is no cake' is another, but the only time she says 'oooooo' is that one part where she is telling you that you turned the wrong way.
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Anonymous20: let him run the maze without the portal gun!
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Anonymous21: Furries, please stop it. It's not funny, it's not hot, it's just very sad and sick.
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Anonymous22: How did we go from glorious loli cakes, and the real cunt cake to this abomination?
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Ciorba: I'm gonna kill it too.
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Anonymous23: Nothin wrong with this
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TheBeardedGentalman: YIFF IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Normally i dont hate on the furrys, ive never liked them but never said anything. But this! this just shouldent be, "now its time to add the creame filling". Yeah...alright than. im gessing its a fucking kangaroo. Its not even guy animal on girl animal, no we cant even have that. Its a God damn kangaroo pulling his HOG all over the cake, the only goal in portal SPOILERS(until you have to escape). well looks like the furry community have made an enemy.
time to pass out the yiff in hells!

Good to to you SIR
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TheBeardedGentalman: wooops, that was supposed to be good day to you sir, i was blinded by rage.
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Anonymous24: Dear Furries,

STOP IT.

Signed,
Fist to the face
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Anonymous34Poster: THIS IS DISGUSTING!

It was a perfectly good cake! D:<
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Anonymous25: I LOLed
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Anonymous26: Dear anti-furs,

I know you think it's really cool to hate on furries, but we're no less fucked up than the rest of you retards, so how about you stop being fucking babies about a damned DRAWING and do something constructive with your lives?

Signed,

GLaDOS can't hold a candle to SHODAN anyway
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Anonymous27: Eeeeeesh, drama much? The cake is a LIE anyway, so why care if someone "American Pie"s it?
AND STOP SENDING THE FURRIES TO MICHIGAN! I don't think the local retards, aka most of the people living there, could handle the mass yifffest.
And yes, Anon29, SHODAN is teh win.
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Anonymous28: I'd like to take this moment to remind the residents of Paheal that the cake is in fact NOT a lie, and is in fact a black forest cake whose recipe is given to you by one of the AI cores whilst you are enjoying your nerve gas. I hope this will stop the spread of misinformation.
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Anonymous29(28): A11: Fran and Ryo-ohki are kemonomimi, essentially humans with some animal traits. Furries are primarily animals with human traits.
I'd rather not have to discuss this again. If any of you have ever called catgirls furry, I sincerely hope natural selection comes calling next time you're driving over a bridge.
OH, AND FOR FUCK'S SAKE, A29, CAN'T YOU COME UP WITH ANYTHING BETTER THAN "ANTI-FURS"? THAT SOUNDS MORE LIKE AN ANGRY VEGAN THAN ANYTHING ELSE!
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Wicabeth: SERIOUS BUSINESS
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spectral: Ok, hot girls with some animal traits, or even hot girl animals with human traits (that's where Gadget falls, right?) are fine. It's the damn fatasses that put on fur costumes and have furbutsex orgies and then go on about how it's "who they are" and a bunch of other garbage that should be prime candidates for natural selection coming into play.
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Anonymous30(26): A32, it was descriptive, and that's all I was looking for. Would you have preferred "fursecutors", lol? Unlike you, I wasn't looking to sound "cool", but just to state an inconvenient truth.

And "furry" to "a furry" generally means having some combination of human and animal traits; what percentage of what doesn't matter. So like it or not, the catgirls you jerk off to (and I know you do by how defensive you got over their description) are furry. Get over it. They're fucking drawings.
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Anonymous31: Where's the Army of Two porn? I need Salem/Rios butt to butt action.
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Anonymous32: Who fucks a cake, honestly.
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Anonymous33: There's always gonna be butthurt when furries are added into the picture.
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Anonymous34: I FUCKING HATE FURRIES!
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Robotic_Doofus: I don't dislike this image because it's furry; it's more because as far as I can tell he drew some kangaroo thing having sex with the cake from Portal solely because it was some kangaroo thing having sex with the thing from Portal. Did this guy play through the game, then get to the end and go "HOLY FLYING NIGGERDICKS I HAVE TO DRAW A KANGAROO FUCKING THAT SWEET SLICE OF CAKEASS" or something? My masterful robot logics cannot comprehend this.

also lol at the furanon whining about people hating furries as he demonstrates one of the main reasons people hate furries.
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Anonymous35: I prefer spongecake.
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Thranos: *nukes the cake,furry,spammers, and self* (o3o) now THATS thinking with heavy explosives!
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Anonymous36: Heavy explosives are like portals: They GET SHIT DONE.
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Anonymous37(36): Honestly, I find it odd, lulzy, and sad that people care about each other's fetishes at all. I mean, I've never found infantilism sexy, for instance, but I couldn't care less that people do.
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Anonymous38: 40 is a moron/douche bag, either one.
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Anonymous39: someone should weegee this, in color
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Piconjo: Thranos and anon 99 win.

Deutschland! *vanishes in a large explosion*
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UnidentifiedFappingObject: Now we know why:

The cake is... well, moist at least, and...

The cake is a lie.

Even GLaDOS wouldn't serve that cake, as fucked up as she is.
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Anonymous40: yup, seems even GLaDOS agrees with these anti-furry comments.
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Krawczyk: But there's no anon 99 he-I c wut u did thar.
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Anonymous41: Delicious cake, I muHOLY FUCK, YIFF IN HELL MOTHER FUCKERS
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RocketLawnchair: But it is a most delectable cake, you must consume it.
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Anonymous42(41): This is not a delectable cake, you must not consume it or you will get the furry.
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aso: BUT the cake never existed. Thus the rabbit is, in fact, fucking a cake from an alternate reality where it actually did exist.

Also, said alternate reality also has this GlaDOS who is apparently getting her lines all wrong and whatnot.
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Anonymous43: GO GLADOS GO
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Anonymous44: I FUCKING HATE FURRIES. I HOPE THEY ALL DIE FOR THEIR DISGUSTIING FETISH.

Am I cool yet?
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Anonymous45: YIFF IN HELL
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The_Guy_You_Wish_You_Were: Oh, God, it's Desu.
$5 and a piece of string says she trolls me noe.
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The_Guy_You_Wish_You_Were: *now
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Anonymous46(45): The Guy, for once in your pathetic life, shut up.
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The_Guy_You_Wish_You_Were: Aw, do I have to? I find it mildly interesting that everyone hates me so much.
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Anonymous47(45): Shut the fuck up.
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The_Guy_You_Wish_You_Were: Pissed off Desu is pissed off.
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Anonymous48(45): Fuck off.
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The_Guy_You_Wish_You_Were: Nope, don't think I will. :/
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Anonymous49(45): Then do this site a curtsy and shut the fuck up with your pathetic shit. That includes your bullshit 'OMG I GOT NINJADDDDDD'
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Anonymous50: Off the fuck to the goodship lolipoppincherries!
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The_Guy_You_Wish_You_Were: lol, I don't "curtsy" to anyone.
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Anonymous51(45): Alright then. The Guy, shut the fuck up or else I track you down, fly o where you live, knock on your door and repeatedly shoot you in the face with a nail gun.
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Peeplo: >_>;
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The_Guy_You_Wish_You_Were: Hmm. I like the idea. :D If you want, I can give you directions to a hardware store near where I live.
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wutmaster: roflcopter
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Anonymous52(45): Christ, why can't Rule34d ban you even longer...
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Krawczyk: (re-engaging topical discussion) How is it we have no AM (AlliedMastercomputer) fucking over both those bitches raw yet anyway. Or any AM at all, really. He had some gloriously fucked up fetishes for a computer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Have_No_Mouth,_and_I_Must_Scream
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Have_No_Mouth,_and_I_Must_Scream_(computer_game)
He's so messed up he probably WOULD fap to furry, the guro at least.
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The_Guy_You_Wish_You_Were: They never banned me to begin with. I just didn't feel like posting comments.
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DragonShade44: You're both retarded! /argument
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Titanium: There is no reason to ban anyone. /argument
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Anonymous53(45): Fuck you, Dragon.

And fuck you The Guy.
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DragonShade44: Thank you, I will keep that in mind when I decide to care.

( Also, I feel special because Titanium used the same phrase right below my comment :) )
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The_Guy_You_Wish_You_Were: LOL
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Anonymous54: thanks for the entertainment...
now to do what I came here for...

Find me something good to fap to >:O
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Krawczyk: FUCK YOU HE'S A DRAGON lulz
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Krawczyk: >>150150
bang.
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Anonymous55: there aren't any kangaroos in portal

fail
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Anonymous56: god why does everyone hate Furries so much!
its just stupid. we are ordinary people!
WE ARE NOT SOME SATANIC DEMON CULT SO STOP ACTING LIKE IT!
IF YOU THINK FURRIES ARE EVIL THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF FAGOT!
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Anonymous57: Desumilk needs to be put in her place, and she also has a youtube profile, its 'QueenOfKane' I found that out a looong time ago.

LOL@TGYWYW XD
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Anonymous58: It's a piece of cake to yiff a pretty cake...
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alchfilosofer: Annon 49: It's cause people like YOU. No joke. People hate that attitude of "We are not all the same, we are not satanic, we are not bad, there are worst fetishes..." you get the idea.
Also your people SUCKS ASS at argument and only know to give they personal opinion. Just look at Annon 29. 0 argument, RAAAAGE, and the always ironic "do something good whit your lives"
(do I need to spell how ironic is to say that here? >_>). Not to mention your people have the NEEEED to ruin everything and hardly EVER have good jokes (like the yaoi fangurlz)
That is not the main reason why I hate furfags, but is the main reason the internets hates them.

Anyway, you're lucky cause the tea I drank gave me enough patience to give this X-box sise Sage.

BTW: In b4 Sage
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Anonymous34Poster: ...I could've sworn we agreed that no one, and I mean no one hates furries.

They're just easy as fuck to troll.
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Anonymous59: o_o This is exactly why I don't fucking want to eat cake anymore. This site ruins everything...

GODDAMN FURRIES! GET THE HELL OFF THE TABLE!! PETS DON'T BELONG ON THE FURNITURE!!
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Urbane_Guerrilla: F'Pete's etcetera, somebody still thinks that 'roo is a rabbit?
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Anonymous60: Furry Guro is the only Guro and Furry I approve of... because it involves a painful death of a furry...
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Anonymous61: "We have lived along side a cancerous element here on the internet. It started as a few innocent porn drawings, and no one complained. But then, seemingly overnight, the furry came to ruin all pics ever drawn. My internet, YOUR internet must be cleansed of this infection, we must rain down divine light on to their evil heads, and raise all consuming Hellfire to destroy their fetid, rotted corpses. My people, my fellow perverts, I urge you to take up arms and kill every furry you find breathing our air, skin them, make them into rugs and coats! Burn their flesh so that nothing remains but a horrible memory! Death to furries! DEATH TO FURRIES!!!"
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Anonymous62(61): ^....Jebus Anon 54. Can I be the Himmler to your Hitler?
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Anonymous63(61): Anti-Fur Hitler ( anon54) I've killed a skunk and a wolf for the fight
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Anonymous64(61): Anti-fur Hitler? I think we've finally found a guy to lead us in the war against furries...
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Anonymous65: FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE

nuff said but just incase FURS RULE FURS RULE
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Anonymous66: "The furs are relentless in their pursuit to ruin all aspects of the internet. They fornicate with reckless abandon, and you are the ones to suffer. It does not matter what we as a people do to put an end to this seemingly endless war against these mutated freaks of nature, we must do it and do it now. The destruction of the furs will bring us one step closer to bringing us to the conquest of the internet." - Anti-Fur Hitler
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Anonymous67: I vote anon7 for prez also, why the hell does everyone hate furries so much? It just a fetish just like all other anons' fetishes... You anti-furs should all be decapitated, you genitals cut off and jammed down your throat while the woodland creatures raep your remains. Have no fun not yiffing... losers. FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE I didn't think this had been posted enough times here... FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE FURS RULE
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Anonymous68: to all furry haters GET A LIFE

to all furrys WE RULE
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Anonymous69: Fur is clothing and meat is food
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Zollith: Mediocre arting, horrible dialogue, tired meme...yeah I'm afraid I can't say I like this piece. Comments have been a billion times more entertaining.
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Anonymous70: That was...

Fuck this site, I'm getting drunk.
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Anonymous71: CAWKS, you are all closet furries.

Otherwise you wouldn't fap to Krystal and other anthro animals and doors, you fucking faggotniggers.
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Anonymous72: Take a seat Anon, Have a drink while i talk, I would like to imply that there is no furries, Only people whom are overly easy to troll that found a "Niche" of people whom share a fetish that they enjoy, I for a fact know that most of them don't really enjoy it, But once they get into it they cant stop, As a young boy i was roped into it, I didn't stop until i was grounded, Since then i have been a firm believer in shunning them. They have good and bad sides, There are fucked up ones, Even more so than Anonymous has in some cases But i submit to you that infact at some point we will grow to accept furries as we have partially accepted the emos and the goths. Whom i still hate. And then we can focus on the REAL enemy, Twilight fans.
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Anonymous73(72): I roll doubles in the name of Anon65...Wait if its so easy does it count? I hope so.
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Anonymous74: GLaDOS, heres a suggestion, use that nuerotoxin!
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Anonymous75: All 75 of the furry haters are the same girl xD
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Anonymous76: i bet those anti-furries fap to underage anime child porn, such hypocrites
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Anonymous77: Hey, not all furries support this pic. Just because we like anthromorphs or something doesn't mean we like animals that aren't hot. It's not like we fap to Weezing or something.
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Anonymous78: But Weezing is the hottest thing ever.
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Anonymous79: I bet this is why GLaDOS originally went haywire. One of the employees turned out to be a furry and she decided to gas them all to be sure she got the right one.
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Anonymous80: Goddamn everyone STFU and stop hating each other.
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Anonymous81: if that really happened DO NOT WANT CAKE!
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Killamajig: The "artist" responsible for this work has as much to do with the fetish at large as the guy with a four year old taped up in his trunk has to do with anyone with a 'Loli' folder, or that Ed Gein (go educate yourselves) has to do with your torture porn collection (as I can speak English, I'd have no reason to resort to the wapanese pidgin of 'guro').
Reflect a little.
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AnOniMouse: Hey guys, I have your brains scanned and backed up in case something bad happens to you, like its about to. Don't beleive me? Here, I'll put you on " AALLOOOO!!1!!"
SEE? THATS HOW DUMB YOU SOUND!
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Anonymous82: ths is why we can't have cake, the cake is always ruind by an interdimensional furry being.
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Anonymous83: Hey, Killamajig -- that was pretentious and incomprehensible at the same time! Way to multitask!
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Anonymous84: Criticising furries on Paheal is kind of laughably pointless.

Don't hate this because it's furry art. Hate it because it's fucking awkward, awful furry art. This is on the same level as Hathor the Cow Goddess.
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Anonymous85: I would have done the same thing, just to troll the fuck out of that bitch before I died. Sure, she would have killed me in the end anyway, but the sight of what i did would be burned in her memory core, forever.

Seeing she will live for probably forever, that's an awful punishment.
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Anonymous86: yiff in hell furfags!
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Anonymous87: Did you just ruined several minutes of your life reading all this rage ^, or complaining on the picture when you clicked on it yourself?

Rule34=PORN=all kinds of stuff, deal with it.
If you don't like this then don't click on the pic or better not, do not type to it.

Topic closed.
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Anonymous88: GLaDOS...CHILL sorry but the cake can't be served
but there will be roasted caribbean fox
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Anonymous89: SHLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPUHHUHUH
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Anonymous90: Lol so many comments
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Anonymous91: wassa matha with you people, close the friggin window if you don't like what you see...
Caveman Johnson out.
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SlashTheFox: I find this very disturbing
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Anonymous92: Did people click on the artist's tag so they could comment angry like on his other works?
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Anonymous93: Lol, so you bothered to click your way here just to rant?
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Anonymous94: @Anonymous: Sieg Heil!
SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL!
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Anonymous95: So, I'm guessing an argument started here?
That's why there are 95 comments (including this one) here?
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Anonymous96: This... Is why we need to Exterminate Furries. They ruin Everything.
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Anonymous97(96): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrcYD9GWLIY
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Anonymous98: hi guise wat's goin on in this th-


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