Htoonlover: Seriously, has this been entered to his 'art' contest? Wonder what Colbert would have to say about it. This in WAAAAAAAAY better than all that shit they've selected thus far. it should win for sure. worthy of being added to the FEATURE mantle if nothing else at least.
^P.S. Cat Bountry:
Thanks Cat Bountry, we can all sleep soundly now know that clever Anon11 quip has been accounted for.
Razororjke: Бойтесь все! Скоро коммунизм возродится. И тогда мы пройдем войной по всему миру на своих медведях, круша города и страны во имя Сталина! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous17: werl. i tink dat derr is an pwoblam wit chur STATEMENT u made just there b-cos I b-leave dat me woud bee on da moon as a black peopels 2getha. cos we dont NEED no Wite peopel b-cos me wuld just build a SPACESHUPPEL of ar OWN 2 flah on da moons. butt u wit cho wHITE-Ass bitchin and downholdin' u just made us be stuppit. we don have no SKOOL-SYSTEM that foecauses on dem black-Peopels lil kids. keeb id reel. yo yo yo this is jaheem word up yo
loverofperfectfeet: "I want to do something special for this day," Muhammad said sultrily. "I know how we usually do it, and...this time, I want you to take me."
Jesus looked at him with wide eyes, uncertain. While there was no clear 'dominant' man in their union, the Messiah had always been the taken, rather than the taker. They'd even joked about it, Jesus saying that "blessed are the meek" while they made love.
"Are you sure? I've never done it like that before..."
"I have no qualms with being having you take me. Besides, I might enjoy it...and I know you will," Muhammad smiled. "Trust me...divinity is nothing compared to how you will feel."
Jesus grinned nervously, pushing the Prophet onto his back. "Very well, but I wish to give you something before I take it." Before Muhammad could reply, he found his robe pulled open and his semi-hard sex being stroked by the Messiah's hand.
"Looks like the Prophet of Allah is ready to serve the Lord," Jesus whispered, fondling the hard shaft until it reached full erection.
"Oh my God," Muhammad groaned.
"No, Jesus," he heard in reply, and both laughed. Jesus leaned up and kissed his man, relishing in the feel of their lips together, their tongues intertwining.
Sin? Jesus thought to himself, bemused. They honestly believe this is sinful? Don't they realize that if God didn't want them to do this, He wouldn't have made them desire it in the first place?
After a moment of sharing each other's mouths, the Messiah broke the kiss and starting moving down Muhammad's body, kissing every inch as he moved closer to his goal. Trailing kisses down his neck, down his hard, taut muscle, Jesus quickly reached the stiff half-foot protrusion of the Prophet, and ran a few kisses up its length. Muhammad buried his hands in Jesus' long locks, desperate for pleasure.
Eager to please, Jesus ran his tongue up the shaft, the tip teasing the head, until he had his lover gasping for more. He then wrapped his sultry lips around the penis and took it into his mouth as deep as he could, until the end of it was in his throat.
Muhammad nearly climaxed right then from the incredible sensation of the tight hot feeling, and had to struggle to hold back the urge to pound into his lover's throat. Luckily, he didn't have to; Jesus was more than willing to move himself.
Starting out slow, the Messiah moved his mouth up and down the hard cock, his tongue stimulating the underside of the shaft, his lips locking on the pole in a wet embrace. He withdrew the sex until only the head remained between those lips, teasing it with a swipe of the tongue, then moved down on it again, filling his mouth with the hot, thick erection.
"I...fuck, I can't last long, Jesus, I'm sorry---"
Do not apologize, it was my intention, the Messiah sent telepathically, and bobbed his head faster on the cock of the Prophet. The Son of God was quite good; it didn't take a deity to repress one's gag reflex, but it helped. Each motion brought the erection deep into the throat of the Christ, providing a hot, slick sensation of pure bliss, and within moments Muhammad was spurting warm cum into his lover, which he eagerly swallowed.
Another good thing about deities and ascended prophets, there was no worry of sexually transmitted diseases.
To all others: This pic was just for the lulz.
I've seen messed up Images of the Day, but this one made me lol.
(Don't judge me, I have different tastes in R34...)
AnOniMouse: A24, thatsakoolstorybro but although to be entirely honest, loveperfectfeet's homoerotic fiction of Muhammed (praise be) and Jeebus getting it on was waaaaay funnier. Like the length of the universe. Twice. Thats how much farther up the lulz scale it was.
Don't get me wrong, your panda story made me think of Panda in Tekkan 3 violently assualting Xoulin was indeed hilarious, but I suffered major organ faliure from the other. Sorry, buziz troo.
Yet_One_More_Idiot: True Anon37, more obvious art has been deleted for being notporn in the past. But it's been featured, so we must assume that Titanium has already given it a free pass.
Anonymous39: "502 bad gateway" what the fuck is wrong with this piece of shit website? its always been like this for fucking years now, can't these people get their fucking shit working?
Oh I sees it
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* kicks an anon into pit of death
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Someone mail this to Colbert
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^P.S. Cat Bountry:
Thanks Cat Bountry, we can all sleep soundly now know that clever Anon11 quip has been accounted for.
and Anon12: Wha'chu talkin' bout Anon!
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Jesus looked at him with wide eyes, uncertain. While there was no clear 'dominant' man in their union, the Messiah had always been the taken, rather than the taker. They'd even joked about it, Jesus saying that "blessed are the meek" while they made love.
"Are you sure? I've never done it like that before..."
"I have no qualms with being having you take me. Besides, I might enjoy it...and I know you will," Muhammad smiled. "Trust me...divinity is nothing compared to how you will feel."
Jesus grinned nervously, pushing the Prophet onto his back. "Very well, but I wish to give you something before I take it." Before Muhammad could reply, he found his robe pulled open and his semi-hard sex being stroked by the Messiah's hand.
"Looks like the Prophet of Allah is ready to serve the Lord," Jesus whispered, fondling the hard shaft until it reached full erection.
"Oh my God," Muhammad groaned.
"No, Jesus," he heard in reply, and both laughed. Jesus leaned up and kissed his man, relishing in the feel of their lips together, their tongues intertwining.
Sin? Jesus thought to himself, bemused. They honestly believe this is sinful? Don't they realize that if God didn't want them to do this, He wouldn't have made them desire it in the first place?
After a moment of sharing each other's mouths, the Messiah broke the kiss and starting moving down Muhammad's body, kissing every inch as he moved closer to his goal. Trailing kisses down his neck, down his hard, taut muscle, Jesus quickly reached the stiff half-foot protrusion of the Prophet, and ran a few kisses up its length. Muhammad buried his hands in Jesus' long locks, desperate for pleasure.
Eager to please, Jesus ran his tongue up the shaft, the tip teasing the head, until he had his lover gasping for more. He then wrapped his sultry lips around the penis and took it into his mouth as deep as he could, until the end of it was in his throat.
Muhammad nearly climaxed right then from the incredible sensation of the tight hot feeling, and had to struggle to hold back the urge to pound into his lover's throat. Luckily, he didn't have to; Jesus was more than willing to move himself.
Starting out slow, the Messiah moved his mouth up and down the hard cock, his tongue stimulating the underside of the shaft, his lips locking on the pole in a wet embrace. He withdrew the sex until only the head remained between those lips, teasing it with a swipe of the tongue, then moved down on it again, filling his mouth with the hot, thick erection.
"I...fuck, I can't last long, Jesus, I'm sorry---"
Do not apologize, it was my intention, the Messiah sent telepathically, and bobbed his head faster on the cock of the Prophet. The Son of God was quite good; it didn't take a deity to repress one's gag reflex, but it helped. Each motion brought the erection deep into the throat of the Christ, providing a hot, slick sensation of pure bliss, and within moments Muhammad was spurting warm cum into his lover, which he eagerly swallowed.
Another good thing about deities and ascended prophets, there was no worry of sexually transmitted diseases.
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what a great picture.
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To all others: This pic was just for the lulz.
I've seen messed up Images of the Day, but this one made me lol.
(Don't judge me, I have different tastes in R34...)
Don't get me wrong, your panda story made me think of Panda in Tekkan 3 violently assualting Xoulin was indeed hilarious, but I suffered major organ faliure from the other. Sorry, buziz troo.
I read it again. I think my spleen exploded.
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You will shit brix
MAN have I been saying it wrong.
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OBJECTION!!
Futhermoar... This is one srsly lulz inducing image.
Ernie: But Bert, I don't want any dull oatmeal...
OATMEAL... YIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIP
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FUCKING RAINBOWS
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VAGINA!!!!!!!!
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PEE PEE VAGINA!!!!
I is gay
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Now that the Rule 35 forum here is gone, where is the best place to submit requests for Rule 34s that need to be made?
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