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Anonymous1: why does he look like a priest to me?
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BPQ00X: I'm still not going to buy one
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SlippyTheToad: There may be no porn allowed on the iPad, but no one said anything about art.
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Vacuitymechanica: Oh you lovable scamp!
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KelperFoxWolf: Samsung Galaxy Tab is a better choice
Android has more freedom than iOS. Plus, it already has better applications. AppStore has just turned into a boutique with exquisite but useless crap.
As for the image, simply brilliant Protoshop.
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Selene: I just bought an iPod Touch. :-X
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ThatsAkoolStoryBro: only a complete and utter idiot would buy an ipad. the same person would buy a snuggie.
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PenorSmash: MILFs? theres an app for that
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dildy: NOTHING would make me buy any Apple products. iPhones and iPads are for hipsters who are too afraid to leave the Internet at home.
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Anonymous2: Apple products? Apple doesn't make anything it just re-sells it to idiots for twice the price. Foxconn is the company that makes the iPad.
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Anonymous3: This is an obvious fake
cause its not Bart and Lisa by The Fear on it
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Anonymous4: Porn. The only thing that can make an Apple product viable.
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Anonymous5: "iPhones and iPads are for hipsters who are too afraid to leave the Internet at home."

As opposed to Dildicetta, who's too afraid to leave the BASEMENT, let alone home.
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dildy: ^ And to think your mother had access to a wire hanger for nine months and never used it...
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Killamajig: Oh snap, internet slap fight! Anonymous vs. hipster...GO!
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dildy: ^ Me? A hipster?
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Anonymous6(5): ^ Correction: Crying PUSSY Bitch.
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dildy: ^ You're gonna be the one crying if I ever find you, you fucking pussy.
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Anonymous7: ^internet tuff guy, lol
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dildy: That's it. I quit this fucking stupid site. I'm not sharing this site with some anonfag who insults me because he won't get over his own problems and insecurities. Find yourself someone else to grief over. I'm fucking done. You're a fucking annoying little kid and you always will be. I will make it my life's goal to find kids like you and tear them a new asshole. In the meantime, you and everyone else against me can eat my dick long and drink every last drop of jizz from my fucking balls. FUCK YOU
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Killamajig: lol, ragequit.
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No-one gives a shit!
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Anonymous8(5): CRYING WITH LAUGHTER!!!
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Anonymous9(7): This gets funnier and funnier. Calls other people little kids while in the throes of a tantrum worthy of a three-year-old.
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Anonymous10(5): SUCCESS!!!
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Anonymous11(5): OMG, can a comment be featured?!!

Thank you, Dildy. Thank you for the laughter, the memories, and the permanent record of your PWNAGE that you've left behind - for this and future generations to enjoy.

Goodnight, sweet princess!
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PenorSmash: Fuckin anons, If I had a gun oooooooh >:C
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Anonymous12(5): ...you could become an hero, and put an end to your persecution complex.
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phillipthe2: Ohhh dildy, you're my hero....ridding this site of anonymous trolls by way of threats of violence and/or vengeance. *rolls eyes*
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phillipthe2: ...and by the way, I'm one of those "hipsters".
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Anonymous13: Its funny because i just looked at that pic on my iPad, now this one on my iPad :3
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Anonymous14: fake
no porn allowed on apple products!
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HbA: ANON used TROLL
It's super-effective!
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jaycro: Didly used tantrum
Dildy is fatigued
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cheezburger: He's saying "See this? This is the last you will see of this on this"

*pulls app*

*poof*
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Anonymous15: fake
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phillipthe2: Given his 'priestly' attire, I image him saying: "Now, what would Jesus do if found this on His iPad?"
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Anonymous16: yep samsung galaxy tab wins
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Anonymous17: @anon 15: fag!
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Anonymous18: So, how long before one of the 4 Steve Jobs pictures on this site gets featured to commemorate his passing?
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CreamyThang_: Good night, sweet Prince. Also, we need more 34'd Steve Jobs. I can't believe there ain't any more...
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Arceus: iFeature?
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warrior: 45 Minutes.

RIP
Feature.
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Puruuni: First I was sad.

Then happy.

Then happy again.
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Anonymous19: is that pic even really on there
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Anonymous20: Anon18, about this long.
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Danielakiiki: I honored the occassion by jailbreaking/unlocking a iPhone using Redsn0w......

So between this and the underwhelming release of the iPhone4S yesterday how bad to you think the stock will tank?

Gonna head over to 4chan and watch the PCfags mercilessly taunt the Macfags......
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dirtyfinger: rest in peace and thanks for all the porn
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Anonymous21: This should have been featured
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Danielakiiki: LOL, no Anon21.
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Krawczyk: You made the worst music in the world more portable than portable
GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE AND TAKE YOUR GODAWFUL FUGLY BOAT ANCHORS WITH YOU
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Anonymous22: That was fast.
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Krawczyk: FYI I went to poop and he died. I am sure there is some sort of relation here.
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Anonymous23: Steve Jobs: He will be missed.
And if you won't miss him because he made Macs, miss him because he's one of this century's greatest innovators and inventors.
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Dwarfio: antention everyone!!!!

do not buy apple produce!!!

steve jobs before he die put cancer on all apple produce do not use or else u will get cancer!!!!

send this 2 everyone u kno
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warrior: New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg said that "America lost a genius who will be remembered with Edison and Einstein, and whose ideas will shape the world for generations to come".
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Shock_Headed_Penor: Man in this economy all the jobs are dying...
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Dwarfio: lol, what an idiot.
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Anonymous24: For all those 'no porn on apple' retards, I'm chillin on my iPhone right now watching you idiots argue about the most pointless things.
This is why I love R34P
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jitzu: anonymous they be trollin me.
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Anonymous25(24): Dwarfio, learn to spell. THEN come and post your Apocalypse theories.
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Krawczyk: LoL I don't use a goddamn thing he made, his inventions are overpriced and near worthless.
GORE DID MORE AND HE WAS A BORE
ooo that's a good protest slogan. Westboro, here I come!
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Anonymous26: Without Steve Jobs there is no apple so hopefully it's the beginning of the end of all this iShit...
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Danielakiiki: I take it Kraw that you as well are a PC.

<BROFIST>
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Krawczyk: ^Yes this!
In fact I've used more by Steve CASE, really.
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Titanium: Was beat to it... :(
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Shock_Headed_Penor: They took our jorb!
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Krawczyk: <JackMackerel> Finally laid to rest in a sleek white casket, the late Steve Jobs is surrounded by mourners in amassive cathedral. As the afternoon sunlight shines down on him through intricate stained glass revealing a beautiful spectrum of colours, Mr. Jobs will be remembered in death as he was in life. Overshadowed by windows.
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Anonymous27: @Krawczyk: Never again will I think about pooping the same way.
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Danielakiiki: ^ LOL good one.
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DonkeyPunch: @Krawczyk, LOL. Also surprised there hasn't been an Amanda Knox feature on here yet.
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Anonymous28: Oh man too soon
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ilr: iTouch in Hell Hipfags!
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Anonymous29: RIP STEPHAN APPLE JOBS, YUO WILL BE MISSED
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Pigma_Dengar: Greatest innovator and genius = The guy who made the iPod

The standards for being considered a visionary and genius are in an all time low!
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Anonymous30: Oh come on man the guy died, show some respect at least...
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phillipthe2: Well, for what it's worth...irregardless of ones' personal like, dislike, or outright loathing of Apple products there's no denying that the man was a maverick and visionary his entire professional life.

Thanks for featuring this one warrior. *tips cap*
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Dwarfio: He died of Pancreatic Cancer, but let's just shorten it to PC.
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Anonymous31: Double relevant feature. Well played.
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Anonymous32: Are you fucking serious? Really, fuck that.
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Danielakiiki: Any artists out there? Requesting a pic of Bill Gates crapping into the corpse's mouth.
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Anonymous33: Hm... I learn Steve Jobs is dead on.. rule34... I think there is a problem in my life... :\
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warrior: eh, Gates is sad Jobs died.
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Anonymous34: I lol everytime I see troll.

trollololololololololol
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Anonymous35: You can say about the guy and his company what you want, but he had an eye for innovation and potential and brought many things on track that wouldn’t be here today otherwise. (Case in point, Pixar)

RIP, man. Cancer has found another victim way too early.
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Anonymous36: Anon32, you must be new to the internet, welcome
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Anonymous37: HURR DE DURR, IFONE IZ 4 PPL WID MUNEY

DA RICHFAGS
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Anonymous38(36): lol Dwarfio
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Anonymous39(36): phillipthe2, "irregardless" isn't a word
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Dwarfio: _/\_/\_/\_/\_____________ Sent from my iPhone.
-Steve Jobs, October 5th, 2011
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Krawczyk: ur welkom 27!
You are all now imagining the large german guy from Beerfest screaming out a steaming log at the same time as Jobs is taking his last gasps. Enjoy!
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Anonymous40: I blame illegals. They're stealing our jobs.
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Anonymous41: RIP Bill Gates XDDD
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Anonymous42: I don't even find this funny I'm mean come on this amazing man just died today and your gonna post this, man seriously thats just to much
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Anonymous43: Waaaaaaaaaaaay too soon.
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phillipthe2: English grammar called. They want their punctuation marks back.
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Anonymous44(40): Anon41, you coming to the same site I am?
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Anonymous45: Anon41, this was posted 10 MONTHS ago. Fucking retarded.
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BPQ00X: I knew this image looked familiar.
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Anonymous46: yp dawg i heard you like macs so we put one pedal in your car
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Anonymous47: ^ Get used to it, rookie.
This happens here all the time.
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Shock_Headed_Penor: He had his consciousness transfered to a mac before he died.
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Dwarfio: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9HRLvfbauA
Take a small dose of this before you start crying.

I'll admit, though... it is a bit Zune to be making jokes.
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Htoonlover: @Anon1: if he's a priest i'd be happy to read THAT digi-bible he's holding at the moment!

also, Dwarfio & Krawczyk - you two are on a roll of fire!
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Htoonlover: ^+ Shock Headed Penor also going strong
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Htoonlover: @Anon25: no no dwarfio's correct. Jobs somehow managed to digitally infect the worlds organic apple's, so produce is no longer safe. (impressive, i guess he was a visionary genius) though apples still on trees maybe safe; stay tuned to your local news channel for more updates.

@anons,didly,Killamajig:"Oh snap, internet slap fight! Anonymous vs. hipster...GO!"
haha, didly's so dumb and paranoidily insecure he assumes HEs the 'negative' term.
plus after his follow-ups, its become "Scorned Anon-hipster" vs. "Internet Crying-PUSSY-Bitch tuff-guy deliriously-hypocritical self-proclaimed life-long pedo-rapist" (and thats all derived from his own words)
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Dwarfio: That fight probably happened months ago. Look at the submission date of this pic.
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Anonymous48: Too soon
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Anonymous49: QQ more, Applefags. Go die with him if you're that upset.
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Anonymous50: MAC-Overpriced but depending on how retarded you are, simple or complex. Ipad isn't very good, but the ipod/iphone are ok.
PC-Too much bullcrap that tries to "help" your computer speed up, while slowing it down at the same time. Cheap, and surprisingly lasts a long time, and the older models are actually good (unlike most other computers).
I use PC, but i have used MACs also. I have to say, they both have their ups and downs, but the real problem is is that most of the people who use them are complete idiots, and only see the errors in them. Just be glad we have computers, if you trolls keep bitching, we may end up loosing them.
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Anonymous51: his life support system was running on a mac
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Anonymous52: @ Pigma_Dengar - Yeah, I wouldn't go that far with inventor. But I will say he was the world's greatest improver.

iPod > Walkman
iPhone > Cell Phone
iMac > ANYTHING Bill Gates made.
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ClericBard: Alright!! he's dead we get it guys!
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Anonymous53: This is how I would want to be remembered, in a briefly featured image on a porn site.
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Anonymous54: ALRIGHT, NOW LET'S ALL BUY SAMSUNG!
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imaajfpstnfo: where's the 'like' button for this feature?
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Anonymous55: It's funny because he's dead :D
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enodnu: FUCK LIBERALS RARGH
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Anonymous56: he dead
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traffik: I'm not a user of Apple products, but as Perry J pointed out, Steve Jobs was one of the key figures behind the success of Pixar. Without him, we might not have had many of the best films (animated or otherwise) of the past 20 years-- not to mention the porn derived from them. For this, he has my respect and thanks.
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Anonymous57: *meanwhile at Microsoft* "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
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Anonymous58: Steve Jobs promoted "individuality through conformity" and preferred slam campaigns to proper advertising.
RIP Original Hipster. Hopefully he's gone... To The Cloud.
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Anonymous59: @A53 We should all be so lucky.
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Anonymous60: R.I.P.
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Anonymous61: LOL comments section has nothing to do with image other than STEVEJOBSOMGWTFBBQ.
Anon 49/50 seems to either own an iCloner or is just a newfag. Oh, and his/their comment is TL;DR.
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Anonymous62: @Anon53: Your'e kidding, right?
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furry34: I was surprised when I heard of his passing.

Dat cancer... D8
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Anonymous63: Steve Jobs is not really dead. His "death" is just a publicity stunt for apple to get more business!
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Anonymous64: Good Night sweet prince.
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Anonymous65: When death appeared out of the shadows, Steve Jobs made an offer to him he couldnt refuse (Picture Above), Unluckily Death was gay... RIP
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Krawczyk: lmao god the jokes are just killin' me.

There is no way that family guy will have anything close to being this funny (you just know they'll do something on him)
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Anonymous66(40): Don't worry everyone. The iJobs 2 will be coming early spring.
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Anonymous67: And nothing of value was lost. The end.
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Anonymous68: Seriously though, it's a shame he's gone.
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Anonymous69: Steve is still alive and he will work behind the scenes in the shadows until bill gates least suspects it.
Then he will rule the WORLD...
MUUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAH............
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Anonymous70: 1. Edit image including Steve Jobs/Apple Product
2. Post it on the internet
3. ???
4. Internet Fight :/
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Anonymous71: I don't get why retards think we should show his corpse/memory some respect. He never showed me any when he was alive. Charging ridiculous amounts of money for mediocre products. I think the world would have been a better place without him. It will probably take ~50 years to get technology back on the right track so that it's not just aimed towards college students and morons.
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Anonymous72: Steve Jobs was an obnoxious ass, and I'm glad he's dead. No more of those horrible dramatic presentations for overpriced hipster shit made for the lowest common denominator.
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Titanium: DEY TOOK OUR JOBS!
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Anonymous73: Steven Paul Jobs (February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011) was an American computer entrepreneur and inventor. He was co-founder, chairman, and chief executive officer of Apple Inc. Jobs also previously served as chief executive of Pixar Animation Studios; he became a member of the board of directors of The Walt Disney Company in 2006, following the acquisition of Pixar by Disney. He was credited in Toy Story (1995) as an executive producer.

In the late 1970s, Jobs, with Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak, Mike Markkula, and others, designed, developed, and marketed one of the first commercially successful lines of personal computers, the Apple II series. In the early 1980s, Jobs was among the first to see the commercial potential of Xerox PARC's mouse-driven graphical user interface, which led to the creation of the Macintosh. After losing a power struggle with the board of directors in 1985, Jobs resigned from Apple and founded NeXT, a computer platform development company specializing in the higher-education and business markets. Apple's subsequent 1996 buyout of NeXT brought Jobs back to the company he co-founded, and he served as its CEO from 1997 until 2011.

In 1986, he acquired the computer graphics division of Lucasfilm Ltd which was spun off as Pixar Animation Studios. He remained CEO and majority shareholder at 50.1 percent until its acquisition by The Walt Disney company in 2006. Consequently Jobs became Disney's largest individual shareholder at 7 percent and a member of Disney's Board of Directors.

On August 24, 2011, Jobs announced his resignation from his role as Apple's CEO. In his letter of resignation, Jobs strongly recommended that the Apple executive succession plan be followed and Tim Cook be named as his successor. Per his request, Jobs was appointed chairman of Apple's board of directors. On October 5, 2011, Apple announced that Jobs had died. He was 56 years old. His aim, to develop products that are both functional and elegant, had earned him a devoted following.
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Anonymous74: hipsters dont use apple. any hipster knows that. the hipsters you see with iphones are phony hipsters that think theyre hipsters because they own one. like everybody else.
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Anonymous75: Steve Blow Jobs is no more his Fapple products were Ipenis, Ifap, and Fapple ISmack.
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Anonymous76: The closest apple store in my area has a frozen yogurt place and a Starbucks next to it.

It's fucking hipster central.
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TheFreak: hmm that sucks about jobs, i would say people should be more considerate. but eh you cant help it with a site where even the people running it are 98.99% of the time ass holes. lol
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Htoonlover: @anons: man! now the anons are pulling out their rare collective good material!

@anon52: keep after you goal anon52, you'll get there, just believe in yourself!

^Anon73?: is that a hipster talking about how to not be a hipster by being a hipster because all hipsters aren't hipsters and only fake hipsters are real hipsters, and real hipsters don't really exist due to all being hipsters?
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Anonymous77: that is not right put a pix of him with hentai when he die
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Htoonlover: @Krawczyk: "lmao god the jokes are just killin' me.
There is no way that family guy will have anything close to being this funny (you just know they'll do something on him)"

killin' you dead?... like steve jobs?... cause he's dead!
-take that you 'too soon' sensitivos!
at least when Elizabeth Taylor went we got a super-hot image >>284563

P.S. Shhhh! be careful, keep it down or the Family Guy writers will start stealing there material from here,... as opposed to everywhere else.
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Exofluke: Couldn't be more disrespect than that. Way to go Paheal.
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Random_Set_of_Letters: He should have ate more apples. *Rim shot.*

Anyway, that sucks to hear about him.
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Anonymous78: RIP Bill Gates. Thanks for Linux.
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CreamyThang_: Hey hey Anon63, I already covered that, pal! >.>
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Anonymous79: Hello, I'm Steve Jobs, & I'm Pancreatic Cancer. What are you doing? Battling PC. Think you'll win? Yes of course, I'm a genius, I-`DIGHT!*. Wow, if you're so smart,

how come you're dead?
*-Dight! = epic instant South Park death.

p.s. Only 2 types of people get cancer: Those who ARE cancer, & those in the proximity of the former who've no identity of their own (e.g. small children).

p.p.s. Mac is the anti-christ.
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Anonymous80: So what's going to become of the rich morons that have no real outlet for their massive sums of money? Are they going to actually use their money to help the less fortunate? Or continue to buy useless crap that a monkey could learn to use?
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NolaCeris: Burn in hell, Steve Blowjobs!
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Anonymous81: from <sjobs@apple.com>
Nice job.

Sent from my iPhone
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Anonymous82: This is a fake... an iFake...
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Anonymous83: While this isn't probably the most fitting place to pay respects to the recently deceased, who cares.

RIP Steveio.
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Tobi: Burn in hell, old fool.
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Anonymous84: Same reason why i have an ipad RIP
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Anonymous85: Don't see why it deserves a feature. Macfag died, good riddance.
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Anonymous86: RIP Steve Jobs
iBurried in a iCoffin in a iGraveyard
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Anonymous87: @anon82
pay respect? Are you high?
I am really glad this hipster is finally dead.
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Anonymous88: Rest in peace Steve Jobs. Now lets fap
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rockkely: REST IN PEACE, STEVE JOBS. I LOVE YOU.
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85ruasonid: Thanks Htoonlover I never saw that one before - Very Hot! I may try to remove the watermark [looks pretty tough on the corset though].
Also thanks to everyone else for hilarious comments. Featured images almost never dissappoint.
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Vorin: While I don't like Apple, and I hate those preachy fucking ads, rest in peace Steve Jobs.
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Anonymous89: @ Anon 52

probably one of the most logical comments I've seen in my entire life...
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Anonymous90: "Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer having a conversation during lunch*

Gates: So did you hear that Steve Jobs passed away?

Ballmer: Oh wow I didn't know about that, how did he go?

Gates: *Serious look*... he lost his fight to PC.

Gates & Balmer share a laughing brofist!
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Anonymous91: @A87
Hear Hear.
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Anonymous92: стив джобс - хуй
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Anonymous93: This is SPARTA!!!!
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Anonymous94: R.I.P. with our Porns :)
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Anonymous95: Rest in Peace

And thank you for giginv us a device which we can watch porn in bed WITH STILL A HAND FREE TO FAP THE SHIT OUT. FUCK YEAH!
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Anonymous96(18): Anon 18 here.
I typed that as a laugh...never figured someone would actually go ahead and do it.
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Anonymous97: everyone who goes like show some respect....waddaya expect...this here is the 4chan of porn pic sites...

also R.I.P. Steve mah br0
Windows XP user and not an iphone or ipod owner
feels still batman...
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Anonymous98: No anon, you are hipster for NOT owning an iPod/iPhone.
Then anon was what he hated most.
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Anonymous99: The man is in iHeavens now.
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Anonymous100: An ant died in my garden - may I put a picture of it, add it to a hentai drawing and upload it as feature?
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Anonymous101(100): If I'd upload a picture of my butt, could you feature it?
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Anonymous102: Seeing the average mentality I think it's clear it's mostly minors who are posting in the comments...
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Anonymous103: One did the unemployed cancer cell say to the other?

"Let's go get jobs!"
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Anonymous104: that is so slack anon 102 but i cant stop laughing
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MisterSoulCrush: iDead
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DJR_1989: That was his last picture he displayed before his death.
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Krawczyk: Gates is sad because he doesn't have any other worthy opponents. Who is he gonna shadowbox on weekends? Kotick? Riccitello? Torvalds? Hah! None of these are up to the level of arseheaded pretention that Jobs could pull!

HToonLover: And her ghost came visiting too!
Where the hell is Jobs' ghost? SIPPING LATTES AND EXPRESSOS LIKE THE FUCKING HIPSTER SHITS HE AND HIS FLOCK BE.
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Anonymous105: @ titanium: " DEM TUHKEN AH JOOOH?!"
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Anonymous106: Steve Jobs R.I.P.
He will be in our hearts forever.
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Anonymous107: Anon104: "DE DURKA DERRR!"
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Anonymous108(70): I really fear for the fate of humanity, if the people posting these comments are capable of reproducing.
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Anonymous109: Finally laid to rest in a sleek white casket, the late Steve Jobs is surrounded by mourners in a massive cathedral. As the afternoon sunlight shines down on him through intricate stained glass revealing a beautiful spectrum of colours, Mr. Jobs will be remembered in death as he was in life.

Overshadowed by windows.
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Anonymous110: I still would never buy an apple product but . . .
Peace and Fair Journey Steve . . .
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Anonymous111: R.I.P. comrade
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Anonymous112: R.I.P. :'(
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    throbin_hood: is that an iPorn he's got?
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    Anonymous114: Bill Gates has won!
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    Anonymous115: looks like Steve Jobs got fired
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    champofgalacticretards: Titanium, Yep....you was beat by warrior.
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    Anonymous116: @Shock
    I found that to be incredibly punny.
    20 internets for you sir!
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    Anonymous117: Anon113
    YOU ARE FUCKING RIGHT
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    anon12345: Steve Jobs 1955-2011 R.I.P
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    Anonymous118(117): use windows: get viruses
    use mac os: get cancer
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    Anonymous119: @Anon118 Fucking win.
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    Anonymous120: Farewell Mr. Jobs! We geeks shall not forget your contributions to our society. Too bad, this makes want to go fap to "real porn". I'm a shame.
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    Anonymous121: R.I.P Steve Jobs, you sir, will NEVER be forgotten.
    Let's just hope that Apple will continue making new stuff. WITHOUT the help from Steve. :)
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    Anonymous122: gay
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    Anonymous123: lol @ people crying "show some respect!" 4 they clearly do not understand rule34 OR the meaning of respect.
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    Anonymous124: well titanium youve done it you made it to the top of porn websites now only two questions remain 1.are you gay or straight 2. what now
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    Anonymous125: I never was that interested in Apple products, but I respect Steve Jobs for what he has done for the modern society. R.I.P
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    creamyneko: I use an original ipod shuffle, but that is only because I accidentally flushed my Sandisk *cries* You miserable S.O.B. you invented the LEAST user friendly shit ever.
    R.I.P. jerk.
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    Anonymous126: all that money and couldn't afford to stay alive... what a pity.
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    warioman: pre-death footage
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    Anonymous127: macs were only slightly more stable than windows, as user friendly as a knife without a handle, and alot more expensive
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    AnOniMouse: Because I'm a lozy sod, I'm going to throw in me tupence without reading the above.

    A) He did pixar. This make him AWESOME.
    B) I'm a PC. Mac allinonescreenthingies confoos me. If something breaks, I will NOT take it to the store and pay 100 pounds to have them take the plugs out blow in them and put it back. I want to open it up MYSELF.
    C) This is porn. I'm on an iTouch.
    *fapfapfapfap*
    D) iPods were cool and useful music players, and you could load any music you had, as cds and mp3s, or even buy them in iTunes format. If you search for what you want, there is some great stuff. IMO, most mainstream music is shit.
    Aaaaaand E)
    I will be the first among us to admit the vaaaast and inconcievably bad failings of the aforementioned iTunes. 'Tis the bane o' mai life. After our hard drive failed, we got a new computer, incedentaly upgrading the neoclassical Windows XP into the modern marvel Windows 7, but lost those iTunes accounts. Now, it is unsyncable, just like that ancient wreck the Titanic, without everything on board it dieing.
    I swear, that is the most EVIL program created by man. Forget Hal, forget GLaDOS and SHODAN. iTunes is a more effective killing device by forcing you to become an hero, than any other digital coding.
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    creamyneko: He did Pixar?!?! When did he change sides from Good to Evil?
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    Anonymous128: His replacements Will drive this company off a cliff.
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    Onfiregamer: I thought he was anti porn
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    gabrilmanx: rest in peace steve job
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    Anonymous129: Classy as always Paheal
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    Anonymous130: Bye Steve! You'll be missed. Your creative works will live on, from Macitosh to Pixar.
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    Anonymous131: Stay hungry. Stay foolish. 'Nuff said.
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    Carrot: Wow. Did not expect this much hate on Steve's account. Personally, I think whatever yor view on apple you have to respect his style. I mean, the guy started with little, made Macintosh and then got fired. Then he went and made a new company and did a hostile takeover of the one that fired him. Say what you want, but I find that pretty damned ballsy.
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    Anonymous132: Maybe now the world will wake up and be like... Oh o.o why did i buy this
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    Anonymous133: Fuck Steve Jobs. I'm glad he's dead.
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    CreamyThang_: I uploaded a picture of my vagina on this site a loong time ago. <.< >.>
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    Titanium: ^how long ago? How old are you?
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    Anonymous134: I never used iTunes, when I wanted to load songs onto my iPod I'd just use a third party program. EphPod was my favorite. That was one of the nice things about the iPod, you could do that. Not so with the fucking Zune.
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    Daken: @Creamyneko, he bought out Lucas arts graphics group which later became pixar in 1986. And I think you mean when did he join the good side. or rather maybe your right. I've been in the studio everyone is way too fake like there robots that are programmed to smile and be polite. You could tell everyone was on edge all the time.
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    Freeze_Lancer: Jesus Christ, people. I find it strange when you all commemorate the death of one of the most influential people of the last few generations by ranting about why he sucked.

    It's like when Micheal Jackson died. Everything either becomes good or bad when a person dies. For MJ it was like, "Ok, I think he was a pedophile, but was still a cool dude", and then when SJ dies it's now like, "Oh, somebody who hasn't done anything wrong died. He sucks because he invented things that have been a positive influence on my life."

    I ask you, good sirs, where is the logic?

    Forgive my rant and forgive me for my existence.

    This has been the musings of,
    Freeze Lancer
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    Freeze_Lancer: ^ well ok, srry, not everyone is being dicks ^
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    Anonymous135(132): Freeze_Lancer, he had his products produced in sweatshops having 12 year old kids work for a measly pay of 32 cents per hour knowing that they need that job or their families die. Knowing that the work is unfair, that the conditions are terrible, but they cant quit or complain and have to take the constant abuse. All because of Steve. Also the man that claims to be about innovation tried to sue every other company on the world for stupid things such as use of the word "app". He even sued users of his own product, alls he cared about was money. "Done nothing wrong"? No way, this man was one of the most corrupt buisnessman out there, selling his cheaply made products for a 200% profit by using peoples stupidity and social trends to milk the consumer for every penny!
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    Anonymous136: Fact:
    R.I.P Steve Jobs,
    i Don't like apple PCs much either, but iPod touches are fine...
    and a fact which everyone knows is, that you can get a better pc for 1.3k Euro than a mac for 2,5k
    *tries to talk serious xD*
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    Anonymous137: Is Steve actually dead? or was that just trollin'...we had a funeral for him, cremated some money in his honor....just like we used to whenever we bought an apple product.
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    Anonymous138: Steve Jobs
    The man who made it possible to watch porn on your ipod or ipad while jerking off.
    You will be missed dearly.
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    Anonymous139: We need some Richard Stallman porn.
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    Shock_Headed_Penor: The porno of silicone valley.
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    Anonymous140: Good night, not-so-sweet prince.
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    Anonymous141(75): Yhey also talked about App;e Lisa being a flop nobody remembers the computer.
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    Anonymous142: what's really funny ? i'm watching this on my iPhone Right now .
    also , that's what is he saying : "this , my friends , is a revolution ! "
    R.I.P jobbs ....
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    Anonymous143(142): also , with him off the road, who's gonna kick Microsoft's ass ? (and yet , i'm a pc )
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    imaajfpstnfo: Jon Stewart compared him to Ford and motherfucking Edison. ... Srsly? You guys. Srsly? Edison and Ford were inventors, what Jobs did was to paint the already Mp3 Player white and sell it for double the price.
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    Anonymous144: SAMSUNG MUST DIE!
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    Anonymous145: Commodore was the biggest computer company on the planet when Steve Jobs created the Macintosh, and responded by releasing a computer even more powerful, compatible, and half the price. with no marketing skills.

    RIP Steve Jobs, we apologise that you will not be around to slag off the new, even more powerful Amiga X1000.

    Damn, now who are we going to use as the Emperor, PCs just aint worth it.

    Amiga fans are so psychotic in their support as to make Apple followers look parochial.
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    Anonymous146(83): Apple just wants to get a head start on their new cloud computing
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    Anonymous147: @imaajfpstnfo
    He was by no means an inventor, but as a marketer? The guy is a genius. He successfully convinced millions to buy lower quality goods for premium prices.
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    Anonymous148: THEEE TERK ERR JERRBS!
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    Anonymous149: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... COUGH... HAHAHAHAHA!
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    CaptainAwesome: Guess he's hanging on an iCloud right about now...

    It's funny though. PC* killed Steve Jobs.
    *Pancreatic Cancer
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    Anonymous150: AHURRHURRHURRRRRRRRRRRR XDDDDDD

    LOOLLOLO BILL GAYTES LIKE THS
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    Gannondorf: EVERYBODY JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP. What the hell happened to honouring the dead.
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    evil4563: A7 lol you rock :D
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    Anonymous151: Without Jobs, you jainks wouldnt have the PCs you're bragging about. PC followed Apple when Apple made OS's streamline and user-friendly. And the only reason I would see anyone wanting to buy and Apple product is if they find it useful for drawing or video editing, iMHo. Only reason to get a PC is for gaming purposes. So to anyone who doesnt do art (mac), game (pc) or networking/music/entertainment(both or another OS) - you're really just wasting your time.
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    Anonymous152(151): @imaajfpstnfo lol misinformed fag. You wouldnt be typing without a command box if it wasn't for him OR have any cool shit like touch screen anything, becuz everyone copied his ideas; we'd still be in button mashing land. And to everyone blaming him for foreigners working on his products. If working in his factory is so bad, then why would they work there? they aren't forced to make apple products and i don't see anyone else giving them any jobs to survive; if it was so bad they would be working their and make money else where, dumbfukz. It's called out sourcing and people work by their own free will, a way for a company to make profit.
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    Freezer: I am just LOLing at all the internet geniuses who truly believe the iPhone/iPad is all Steve Jobs ever did.
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    Anonymous153(151): did you guys know steve jobs developed the machine that the world wide web would be programed on? anon would be 'non' existent if it wasn't for him... rip, dood
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    Anonymous154: The simpsons spoofed Apple, Apple gets revenge
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    Anonymous155: YOUR CONCEPT OF MACs CONFUSES AND IRRITATES ME!
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    Anonymous156: Proof of no justice in the world: Steve Jobs dies, all bronies remain alive rather than dead or dying from nuclear fallout. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
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    Anonymous157: 90% of the people hating on Apple in this comment thread own an Apple product, I bet.

    MAX4EV3R!!
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    imaajfpstnfo: anon 152: I'm a mac, and processing information electronically was my idea. derp.
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    Anonymous158: CAN'T TOUCH THIS!
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    nagger: All hail the man who managed to sell inferior products to millions of people at highly inflated prices, and was worshipped for it by the masses.

    Truly, a shining example for capitalism worldwide!
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    cheezbuggah: R.I.P. steve, you will be missed :,(
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    Krawczyk: >faggots implying touch screen has been useful anywhere else but games in bars.
    Hahaha oh u macfags.

    Captain Awesome? Captain Slowpoke moar liek it! Read up!

    Freeze: All the ranters don't TOUCH anything HE touched. That's how it worked.
    It's like if MLK was still around, and died, we would hate on him because the only good thing we got out of him was a free holiday.

    Well ok I'll give a LITTLE credit for funding Pixar, if only because it seems to wildly piss off feminists for no apparent reason.
    http://www.slashfilm.com/does-pixar-have-a-problem-creating-good-female-characters/

    Also Tesla > Edison
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    Anonymous159: How the hell did he die anyway...?
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    BrickShitHouse: He died of PC (Pancreatic Cancer).
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    Anonymous160: AIDS obviously, so thin, none can take pancreatic cancer for so long, must have been aids
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    Krawczyk: http://www.mangafox.com/manga/henjin_henkutsu_retsuden/v01/c000/

    Speaking of Tesla > Edison...
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    Ereth: everyone mad.
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    Anonymous161: I hate Steve Jobs if only for the fact he convinced almost an entire generation that overpriced shiny crap is more important than decently priced tech. Every few months I see an amazing product dying from lack of sales simply because it doesn't have an i before it.
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    Anonymous162: AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!
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    furriehentaiboy16: That's all i use it for..........
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    phillipthe2: Yep. Still dead.
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    Suzuka: Even Steve Jobs the Rule34.
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    Anonymous163: @KelperFoxWolf: Fuck off you hippy. Android sucks donkey balls.
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    Anonymous164: I respect Jobs much more now that I know he's done harming the world.
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