HAMBURGERS: I cut my balls in half with a box cutter, and I slap my ass with a fat summer sausage before shoving it up my rectum and I have several old ladies tag team me while my friend puts out cigarettes on my fucking dick. LOL I'm a big dick sucking troll and when I'm done wiping my ass I smell the shitty toilet paper to see if it stinks. I've taken bites out of hot dogs that girls had in their pussies. I'm the biggest fucking troll you'll ever see!! YEEEEEEEEHAAWWW!!!
Anonymous29: Anon12, have you EVER seen an actual woman's breasts? They have weight. Sag is something that happens with size. Damn perma-virgins, messing up my pony feature images.
Brohoof, Titanium. I lol'd hardcore when I saw this was a featured image.
Titanium: NolaCeris - Featured images are noteworthy images. Noteworthy != good. I actually like this image by itself and felt it was mildly worth a feature. Also, I like to troll you all.
furikuri619: Great. First /co/'s infested with this shit, now Paheal? Shit man, the fuck is up with My Little Pony fans constantly pushing their show out to great lengths like this? I mean, I'm okay with the fact that you guys are fans of this show, even though I think it sucks, but I'm fucking sick of seeing pony shit everywhere.
Killamajig: There are some incredibly poorly educated Anonymous in here. This is, in fact, fully anthropomorphic. They have been given -all- the traits of humans.
Try learning what words mean before you run your idiot mouth off.
TwoWhiteSocks: I'm so pleased I think I'm gonna...freestyle!
All the ponies and the bronies wave ya hooves in the air/The haters gonna hate but we ain't gonna care/Ya down with MLP? Yeah, you know me/Who down with MLP? All the best bronies.
Anonymous51: Titanium, I'm going to assume that, along with the previous gay features and gay support around here, that you're a fruit.
And that gives you a pass to like this show.
Otherwise, NO. Just, NO.
Killamajig: Poor little boys, so afraid of being "unmanly" they cannot just enjoy a clever cartoon because it's of the same general license as something their older sister liked.
Killamajig: ^ Happens to everypony that actually gives it a shot. It's goddamn well written - Feeling Pinkie Keen is a weak point as far as overall episode story goes, but she completely rules her spotlight episode and Faust has even said she wishes she could redo that one.
gallows187: You fucks KNOW too much and CARE too much about the My Little Ponies.....
I WAS amused that they appear to be lined up in order of breast size... Whether this has been addressed already, I'll leave up to people who read more than a dozen comments into the thread...
Anonymous65: Hahahaha it's funny because it's True
the 1 is rebel girl what every time have little tits
and the last is the shy girl all the times have BIG tits
Anonymous66: We needed MLP FiM porn featured, but seriously, why did you have to pick an Anthropomorphic version? The ponies are cute as ponies. As humans they're just boring.
gallows187: There's a new Justice League series with at least 2 chicks, the new Avengers cartoon series, G.I. Joe's new series. I suspect the problem is that all those chicks are too old for the average 34er's tastes...
Anonymous71(69): I don't think you understand the Featured Image feature, Castleman. The most noteworthy images are often completely fucked.
Though I am curious what about 'six girls arranged in order of cup size' you consider "fucked". Is it because they're interpretations of cartoon characters? That's...kind of the nature of R34.
8o8: sorry for this but, i don't see why is this show so popular?
i never watched an episode of this show so i don't know if it's good or just because /co/ made it popular.
Killamajig: Watch the pilot and decide for yourself. You can get it from /rs/, or just watch it on Youtube.
But really - can this many bronies be wrong?
rachel_d: I know /b/ turned this into some 'epic lulz' meme so it's hip to say you like it, but my sister is 10 and even she knows this show is for babies and dislikes it.
Anonymous79: @Killamajig
"This many"? This art is all by one guy, MS. You might as well say Monster Buster Club is awesome because HellaHellaStyle makes a bunch, or any other show that gets one weird obsessive artist
Killamajig: Do you mean the amount of art under the FiM tag? Because then you'd be wrong twice over. While MS has the greatest volume of work here, No-Ink and Idlecil have both made their contributions.
Or did you mean what I was talking about, the number of welcome brohooves and similar positive posts to be found in the comments? Because then you'd be terrible at communicating.
Killamajig: Addendum: Like an idiot, I forgot to also give mention to TheGalen, who kind of bucked things to a start around here near as I can tell. It's late for me.
Anonymous84: this is for everyone who goes to this site including me
I have witnessed your death
I've seen it many times
Your tortured screams
Your decrypted little mind
A father's son
With pathetic eyes that bleed
Twins in the end
Begin and let the brothers fall
I will see you buried alive
Screaming for your God
I will watch you die again for him
God won't touch what I've done
He cries upon my feet
A privilege pain
Beneath buried are your dead
On splintered bones, I walk
Shifting through the blood
Besieged in fear
Await the coming of the God
I will watch you die again for him
Blood is raining downward
The stain reflects the sun
Conquer divide within
Terrorize the mind
I have seen the end, it's yours
Rosary in hand
Your selfish flesh, it melts
Spilling from the sky
I will see you burn alive
Screaming for your God
I will watch you die
This is God's war
God's war
This is God's war
God's war
War of holy principles
I'm seeking God's help in your destruction
Slit the throat of heathen man
And let his blood dilute the water
Bury your dead
Fuck your God, erase His name
A lady weeps insane with sorrow
I'll take his towers from the world
You're fucking raped upon your deathbed
This is God's war
God's war
This is God's war
God's war
Fucking holy war
Be optimistic, happy and calm
Show no fear or anxiety
Smile at the face of God
And your reward will be eternity
Holy warriors
Your patience will be justified
Everything is for Him
You must not comfort the animal
Before you kill it
Strike as champions
At the heart of the nonbelievers
Strike above the neck
And at all extremities
For it's a point of no return
For Almighty God, God will give victory
To His faithful servant
When you reach ground zero
You will have killed the enemy
The great Satan
Anonymous85(83): Anyone who is hating has not actually watched the show. This cannot be stressed enough. The show is great, it's well written, has good voice acting, good animation, actual entertaining plots with conflict, actual comedy, the characters are extremely likable, cute ponies doing cute things, it has some really catchy songs, etc etc etc ad infinitum.
Anonymous86(67): Anon82, I have watched it.
The voices hurt my ears. Applejack sounds like red neck with a wad of tobacco in her mouth.
There's too much cheery dingly music and sound effects. And it tries too hard to be funny and appeal to older audiences. And there's definitely not enough manliness in the show, which made me feel, awkward. VERY awkward.
Anonymous88(44): Anon 83, the show doesnt try to appeal to older audiences at all.. There's no pop-culture references, no hidden jokes or double meanings, it's just a good cartoon.
Anonymous92: each expression exemplifies how females feel about their boobs they should all be like the first girl and happy because guys all don't like one kind of boobs.
Killamajig: We all respect your commitment to appearing bitter and jaded on the internet, Anon83. Promise. Don't worry, though; once you become a man, being seen to be manly will become much less important.
Anon90, you simply misunderstand the Featured Image feature. Load up that tag and see how much of it was featured to highlight an artist's work (the Marceline image, f'rex), how much was simply good, how much was current events related (Gay Feature Week after DADT was repealed), and how much was simply head-scratching weird. We know it's important for Anonymous to be seen as super internet hardcore tough guy who likes awful things because other people don't, but it's best if you don't embarrass yourself in public with it; Featured Image is, as Titanium said, for noteworthy images. This is noteworthy.
Anonymous96: Fluttershy!? is that her name? (pink hair far right) I was flipping through channels and saw these ponies shes the one I liked the best. now I'm glad I picked her :3
Killamajig: Yes, that is Fluttershy to the far right. It's pretty hard to deny that she's completely adorable. She absolutely steals every scene in Sonic Rainboom in which she has a line.
zhed-grade: For all the people complaining that its too childish; I was just over at some NORP's place for dinner, showed them some of MLP. First they glared and went what the hell is wrong with you. Secondly they couldn't stop watching after 5 mins and finally after the end of the pilot they were in love with it.
Killamajig: Well, yes. The letter was a bit of a convoluted mess. There's certainly nothing wrong with the overall episode. I enjoyed it, but I take the whole thing differently than most.
I contend that Sonic Rainboom is the new high point, but that might just be me. I loved Dragonshy for exactly the same reason; the moments Fluttershy breaks her shell fill me with absolute glee.
Anonymous102(79): Anon82: Seen it. 'Good animation' is lol worthy since it's Flash and all the ponies have the same body with just copypasted hair/wings or something. Anytime you see a crowd of random ponies you can see the same pony 5 times at least.
Also the songs were annoying as garbage; especially if they sing them multiple times an episode. I saw 2 episodes before I dropped it.
Killamajig: Don't let the fact neither of those episodes have multiple songs get in the way, now. And certainly don't pay any attention to the detailed expression work; make up a wild exaggeration about crowd scenes (which are incredibly rare in cartoons to begin with) instead.
I'm sure we're sorry it's not super-mature anime for super-mature teenagers like yourself.
gallows187: That Youtube video of Pinky Pie may have been enough to convert me. I don't like the artwork of this series, but I suppose I can get over it long enough to watch the eps on Pirate Bay....
Killamajig: Shit-spewing retards who pull their arguments from thin air is a pet issue of mine, but who's raging? This is just how I talk to the irrelevant humps of R34 who haven't yet proven they're worthy of being treated like sapient humans.
And given I browse this place from work; not really. Building some VtES decks in another window, got a base coat drying on my Venerable Dread, dismissing nonsense over here. I like to keep my plate full.
Killamajig: Because men consume media based on its merits, whether other people think it's "manly" or not. That's something little boys worry about. And FiM is clever, adorable, and absolutely littered with references kids simply won't get. I've counted at least three different Mel Brooks references, a Yakkety Sax sequence, and an A-team scene.
My question is; have you tried it out for yourself?
Killamajig: How much of it, and what didn't work for you? "Tried and did not enjoy" seems to be such a minority I'm curious to hear a reason that bears any resemblance to things actually found in the show.
Anonymous110: Guh, i don't understand why this show has become SUCH a phenomenon.
Seriously, people just bash on furfags because they think it's funny, but in reality, everyone is a little furry and a little gay deep inside! This show is the proof!
It's made for kids and directed to GIRLS, it has talking animals and who's watching it?
Male "grow up" trollers that also fap to porn about the show. (Obviously there are girls and kids watching it. I'm just exaggerating the fact to point out what's wrong. DUH.)
Nothing against it, guys, but... It's strange in a way and also hypocritical in another.
Sorry to say that, mmkay? *Goes back to watch MLP*
Killamajig: Well, "didn't like it" is sort of vague, but at least it's not a completely invented reason.
Curiously, I feel the season starts with not the strongest material. From Applebuck Season on it really takes off, but the first two are kind of "showcase" episodes - not unexpected in an ensemble cast, but still, harder to make really pop. I'd personally suggest giving it at least until the end of Dragonshy unless it outright bothers you to be watching it, but hey - I'm just some fucker on a porn site, no need to listen to me.
Purple one, central character? Twilight Sparkle, yeah; Tara Strong's quite an established voice actor so not surprising she makes a strong showing.
Anonymous111(79): Anon106: 4chan. /b/ made it a meme, so people post it. Thing is, I asked some of them who their favorite pony was and they didn't even know the names. lol Yeah, about 50% forced meme, and the other 50% is furries/pedos
Anonymous112(79): So.. I watched it.. I guess if you're a 5 year old it's okay show. Otherwise, typical preschool junk. I'd rather watch Avatar or Naruto myself.
Anonymous115(79): Slowpoke: This just in: Avatar rips off anime. So who's going to post the Miyazaki one next? Or better yet, the interview where they list all their influences and save us all the time
Killamajig: Frankly, they're both pretty poor, but if you fall into the gap between "age where you like bright colors and ponies" and "age where you appreciate clever writing and can admit some stuff is super-adorable without feeling threatened" one could endure worse television.
Haters gonna hate, I guess.
Anonymous117(113): @Titanium: I have that one too! It was gonna be my next post depending on your reaction. (that shit amuses me to no end, and I love Avatar)
@Killamajig: I am of the firm opinion that the most mature people are the ones who are unafraid to indulge their inner child on occasion. Anyone of the "ONLY MATURE ENTERTAINMENT FOR MATURE PEOPLE SUCH AS MYSELF" camp makes me think they're trying too hard to prove something to someone.
Killamajig: 'Worship'? Lrn2Dictionary. It's the most original thing I've seen in some time, and the writing is incredibly punchy. It's refreshing to watch something not propped up by awkwardly written love triangles and fight scenes.
I'm still sure we're sorry it's not super-mature anime for super-mature teenagers like yourself. Keep fighting the good fight, though.
Anonymous119(67): I don't really mind this at all.
As a certifiable badass, this will just make my conquering of the US populace all the easier.
This shit is proving that the American male public will be a walkover when SHTF. Especially the beta Caucasian populace.
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Anonymous120: 'Tis difficult to create an animation which appeals to all people in the world. In fact, it's absolutely impossible, since when one person likes a particular show, another person undoubtedly wants to rape and murder everyone involved with producing the show and to bury the very memory of it until it's as if it never existed in the first place. Though, that's a worst case scenario. Most people just whine and baw about it but never do anything past acting like cunts over the internet, which never works anyway. So the moral here is, "If you try to please everypony, you oftentimes end up pleasing nopony - especially yourself."
soheifox: Went and looked up the show.. it's actually pretty darn good. Unlike the recent movies, this new "Friendship is Magic" variation is tolerable for adults.
Anonymous142: I see, the more feminine and sweet the bigger the boobs. I always pictured Twilight having dark skin since she has the darkest fur. She kinda looks like Stocking here.
Anonymous154: Could we get the same picture? just this time you'll be able to see their pussies? and.... Also one from behind. whie they look back at you? OMG please that would be so freakkin' awsome! *-*
Anonymous162: Me:*Ultra fucking rage and pulls out Max Wave Gun(Black Ops with MW3 out :d)*FUCK ALL THESE MOTHER FUCKING PONYS!!!!!*shoots all ponies*Ponies:*death screams*Me:TWILIGHTS STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!*pulls out Wunderwaffe DG-3 JZ and kills twilight*AND STAY DEAD MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!
Rainbowdashismine: My name says it all so yeh she's MINE anon167 youll never get her coz your anonymous and she won't know you oh and if your cool you'll read this And make an account on this site it's free http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=491
Anonymous193: Holy fuck. Damn. Like.... Wow. That's hot. Applejack, Fluttershy and Rarity are smokin hot.
This pic is definitely cloppable. Shame Rainbowdash isn't hotter in this pick, she's the hottest in the show
Ponyfagcancer: @Gomenasai: A chrysalis is a fancy name for a stage in development when an animal enters a 'cocoon' (think catterpillar)
Never really saw why she was called chrysalis tbh
Anonymous200: @Ponyfagcancer: I think its because the changeling race are bugs sort of. Also, Celestia was put into chrysalis type of thing for a while.
Anonymous203: RD:"Told you could get naked the fastest"
TW:"Why exactly are we naked again?"
AJ:"Just cuz yours are bigger dont mean nothing!"
RA:"Oh don't be jealous AJ.You cant compare yourself too perfection."
PP:"I named the left one Chimmycherry and the right one Maleficent ha ha snort."
FS: "If it's ok with everyone, I'd really really like to put my clothes back on, if that wouldn't be a problem."
Anonymous205: Anon 200 I can't even believe that you could come up with such an amazing thing to say awesome and I still can't believe there was over 300 posts
Anonymous217: yea to much ponies i wish more of other stuff was made instead of this , but its not like its the site's fault this site is like a board tha that people pin things to so blame the people not the board ,
and yes unfortunately people will pay,draw,post and look at them. life goes on.
"Don't like, don't click. " is the only thing you need to do , whish is what most of us do.
Anonymous218: @furikuri619: You do realize that this is the same thing that happens with many fandoms right? When something gets popular, it starts showing up all over the place.
Just because the show is well liked and shows up a ton on the internet doesn't mean anyone is pushing anything on anyone.
Just like if you dislike lord of the rings and you come across picture after picture of lotr fanwork, simply move along and ignore it. No ones making you click them. no ones making you do anything.
The same applies to MLP. No ones pushing anything on you people. We are simply enjoying the show to the fullest and because there happens to be so many of us, there tends to be MLP related content in many different places, and there tends to be trolls among us who follow the stereotype that you people have set for us.
People need to learn to chill the fuck out and realize that its just another fandom. There are other websites out there that are less inhabited by fans of the show. Go there if its really that bad.
Anonymous219: I want a full body view of all of them naked please that would just be so much better that way we can tell if those are their natural hair colors or are they a due job.
DoshDankish: Rainbow Dash and AppleJack hands down, I hate fluttershy enough as it is, then she has big cliche fucking tits.
Also I got over this show so quickly, I mean really how many lessons about friendship can you bring up before shit gets too pandering? Not saying I hate the show or anything, just grew out of it.
Still good though.
And don't anything, some people here masturbate watching gore... and watching Al Gore too!
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I LOVE YOU BRONY
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Applejack = EARTH
Pinkie Pie = FIRE
Rainbow Dash = WIND
Rarity = WATER
Fluttershy = HEART
Twilight = MAGIC OR SOME SHIT
Tried posting it on /b/ but some Anon cockblocked me.
And not just because Tabitha St. Germain's voice drives me wild.
Why is Pinkie Pie such a saggy hoebag?
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Shouldn't Twilight be black?
The picture is good.
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And these designs are superior anyway.
Ponyta and Blitzle, I need you now...
By the way, what happened to all of the Doredia and Erufuun porn that used to be here?
not too big, not too small :D
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Also, Applejack. Just right.
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MAH BRONY
WOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Brohoof, Titanium. I lol'd hardcore when I saw this was a featured image.
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But I really am watching this show...
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Now i want to see a Titanium pony.
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Feels good, man.
http://www.youtube.com/user/pensivepony#g/u
Pony paheal board.
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/index.php?q=/post/list
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A second line, similar in style, with the cast of SuperGALs ... as ponies.
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Quit fucking crying, MLP is awesome
Love ya titanium
Lol at all the retards fucking up ascii art (and mentioning /b/ the shittiest of all boards and the laughing stock of the site)
For the bronies.
Try learning what words mean before you run your idiot mouth off.
WE ACCEPT YOU
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
...and I don't mind.
What the hell happened?
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All the ponies and the bronies wave ya hooves in the air/The haters gonna hate but we ain't gonna care/Ya down with MLP? Yeah, you know me/Who down with MLP? All the best bronies.
And that gives you a pass to like this show.
Otherwise, NO. Just, NO.
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Fuck.
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<3 for the /b/ronies
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Also, I love how the internet's become a place where on just about any porn image you can find shit to discuss that has nothing to do with porn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6MlrPESdDI
>bad taste
>Rule34
attractive and successful African what.
Bon-Bon4lyfe. <3
i don't get it.
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Anon56 - 33% forced meme, 33% trolling, 34% people actually like it.
I WAS amused that they appear to be lined up in order of breast size... Whether this has been addressed already, I'll leave up to people who read more than a dozen comments into the thread...
Blame the stale animation climate. There's absolutely nothing good on right now.
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the 1 is rebel girl what every time have little tits
and the last is the shy girl all the times have BIG tits
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I got nothin' but love for everybrony here!
These humanized versions infinitely improve upon the whole thing.
A man could not be blamed for liking these chicks.
Though I am curious what about 'six girls arranged in order of cup size' you consider "fucked". Is it because they're interpretations of cartoon characters? That's...kind of the nature of R34.
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i never watched an episode of this show so i don't know if it's good or just because /co/ made it popular.
sorry if i misspelled something
But really - can this many bronies be wrong?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLBDEsDOZs4
Also, I'm still trying to find out about the disappearance of all the Doredia and Erufuun pics.
wut?
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"This many"? This art is all by one guy, MS. You might as well say Monster Buster Club is awesome because HellaHellaStyle makes a bunch, or any other show that gets one weird obsessive artist
Or did you mean what I was talking about, the number of welcome brohooves and similar positive posts to be found in the comments? Because then you'd be terrible at communicating.
Though MS does seem to be like 99% of the human pony stuff.
what does it mean anyway? xD
I have witnessed your death
I've seen it many times
Your tortured screams
Your decrypted little mind
A father's son
With pathetic eyes that bleed
Twins in the end
Begin and let the brothers fall
I will see you buried alive
Screaming for your God
I will watch you die again for him
God won't touch what I've done
He cries upon my feet
A privilege pain
Beneath buried are your dead
On splintered bones, I walk
Shifting through the blood
Besieged in fear
Await the coming of the God
I will watch you die again for him
Blood is raining downward
The stain reflects the sun
Conquer divide within
Terrorize the mind
I have seen the end, it's yours
Rosary in hand
Your selfish flesh, it melts
Spilling from the sky
I will see you burn alive
Screaming for your God
I will watch you die
This is God's war
God's war
This is God's war
God's war
War of holy principles
I'm seeking God's help in your destruction
Slit the throat of heathen man
And let his blood dilute the water
Bury your dead
Fuck your God, erase His name
A lady weeps insane with sorrow
I'll take his towers from the world
You're fucking raped upon your deathbed
This is God's war
God's war
This is God's war
God's war
Fucking holy war
Be optimistic, happy and calm
Show no fear or anxiety
Smile at the face of God
And your reward will be eternity
Holy warriors
Your patience will be justified
Everything is for Him
You must not comfort the animal
Before you kill it
Strike as champions
At the heart of the nonbelievers
Strike above the neck
And at all extremities
For it's a point of no return
For Almighty God, God will give victory
To His faithful servant
When you reach ground zero
You will have killed the enemy
The great Satan
The voices hurt my ears. Applejack sounds like red neck with a wad of tobacco in her mouth.
There's too much cheery dingly music and sound effects. And it tries too hard to be funny and appeal to older audiences. And there's definitely not enough manliness in the show, which made me feel, awkward. VERY awkward.
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Me, I'd do them all.
Anon90, you simply misunderstand the Featured Image feature. Load up that tag and see how much of it was featured to highlight an artist's work (the Marceline image, f'rex), how much was simply good, how much was current events related (Gay Feature Week after DADT was repealed), and how much was simply head-scratching weird. We know it's important for Anonymous to be seen as super internet hardcore tough guy who likes awful things because other people don't, but it's best if you don't embarrass yourself in public with it; Featured Image is, as Titanium said, for noteworthy images. This is noteworthy.
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They were just humoring you so you didnt go home and kill yourself
Faust said she wishes she could alter how the moral at the end was presented, otherwise she felt it was one of their funniest episodes.
In other words people are letting one of the best episodes get dragged down because of a misinterpretable moral, fuck em.
I contend that Sonic Rainboom is the new high point, but that might just be me. I loved Dragonshy for exactly the same reason; the moments Fluttershy breaks her shell fill me with absolute glee.
Also the songs were annoying as garbage; especially if they sing them multiple times an episode. I saw 2 episodes before I dropped it.
I'm sure we're sorry it's not super-mature anime for super-mature teenagers like yourself.
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I am starting to love my little pony.
(sex)
And given I browse this place from work; not really. Building some VtES decks in another window, got a base coat drying on my Venerable Dread, dismissing nonsense over here. I like to keep my plate full.
My question is; have you tried it out for yourself?
Seriously, people just bash on furfags because they think it's funny, but in reality, everyone is a little furry and a little gay deep inside! This show is the proof!
It's made for kids and directed to GIRLS, it has talking animals and who's watching it?
Male "grow up" trollers that also fap to porn about the show. (Obviously there are girls and kids watching it. I'm just exaggerating the fact to point out what's wrong. DUH.)
Nothing against it, guys, but... It's strange in a way and also hypocritical in another.
Sorry to say that, mmkay? *Goes back to watch MLP*
... :l
Curiously, I feel the season starts with not the strongest material. From Applebuck Season on it really takes off, but the first two are kind of "showcase" episodes - not unexpected in an ensemble cast, but still, harder to make really pop. I'd personally suggest giving it at least until the end of Dragonshy unless it outright bothers you to be watching it, but hey - I'm just some fucker on a porn site, no need to listen to me.
Purple one, central character? Twilight Sparkle, yeah; Tara Strong's quite an established voice actor so not surprising she makes a strong showing.
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Haters gonna hate, I guess.
@Killamajig: I am of the firm opinion that the most mature people are the ones who are unafraid to indulge their inner child on occasion. Anyone of the "ONLY MATURE ENTERTAINMENT FOR MATURE PEOPLE SUCH AS MYSELF" camp makes me think they're trying too hard to prove something to someone.
I'm still sure we're sorry it's not super-mature anime for super-mature teenagers like yourself. Keep fighting the good fight, though.
As a certifiable badass, this will just make my conquering of the US populace all the easier.
This shit is proving that the American male public will be a walkover when SHTF. Especially the beta Caucasian populace.
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tl;dr Haters gonna hate.
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And... cool..
Hatch from Pony Princess Egg
Earth Foal
Earth Pony
Earth Granny
Pony Chrysalis
Pegasus Foal
Pegasus Pony
Pegasus Granny
FUCKING MAGIC!
Unicorn Foal
Unicorn Pony
Apprentice Princess
Pegacorn Princess
I fucking love this show
And THANKS Shooter for stealing my line 8D But I don't care...
@Titanium: It's glad to hear you have joined the Brony horde...
WE ACCEPT YOU! WE ACCEPT YOU!
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
GOOBLE GOBBLE, GOOBLE GOBBLE!
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I ONLY HAVE ONE THING TO SAY
TITTIES!!!!!!!!!!
TITTIES am the best!!!!!!!!!!!
The anon that said Apple Jack was small made me LOL.
Dash is happy to be flat because it makes her more aerodynamic (her wings seem to be missing, but we'll overlook that).
Sparkle is just wondering what her erratic friends will do next.
Applejack is pissed at Rarity, as she was in the sleepover episode.
Rarity is smug and egotistical as usual.
Pinkie is "what are these and where did they come from?"
Fluttershy is "how can I hide these things? Everypony's gonna be mad at me for being bigger than them."
HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
eye loss dug aim
i suck yo dick bro?
I want to her to be mine. :D
Internet rule #30 There are no girls on the Internet.
Rule 31. Tits or GTFO.
You mean rule 16 and rule 16 ext.
(I know someone is going to say we're both wrong so I'm just gonna say idgaf so don't even say it)
This pic is definitely cloppable. Shame Rainbowdash isn't hotter in this pick, she's the hottest in the show
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>Commented a year before Queen Chrysalis made her debut
Are you a wizard?
Never really saw why she was called chrysalis tbh
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TW:"Why exactly are we naked again?"
AJ:"Just cuz yours are bigger dont mean nothing!"
RA:"Oh don't be jealous AJ.You cant compare yourself too perfection."
PP:"I named the left one Chimmycherry and the right one Maleficent ha ha snort."
FS: "If it's ok with everyone, I'd really really like to put my clothes back on, if that wouldn't be a problem."
Mother. Fucking. Win.
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Also, evidently, the most viewed, the Anons go up to 200+!!!
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Either way im fapping!
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Titanium, as a guy who's been a My Little Pony fan since Generation ONE, welcome to Ponyland! ^^
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This is some bullshit!!!
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Is it really that hard?
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Better yell at them until they go away
and yes unfortunately people will pay,draw,post and look at them. life goes on.
"Don't like, don't click. " is the only thing you need to do , whish is what most of us do.
Just because the show is well liked and shows up a ton on the internet doesn't mean anyone is pushing anything on anyone.
Just like if you dislike lord of the rings and you come across picture after picture of lotr fanwork, simply move along and ignore it. No ones making you click them. no ones making you do anything.
The same applies to MLP. No ones pushing anything on you people. We are simply enjoying the show to the fullest and because there happens to be so many of us, there tends to be MLP related content in many different places, and there tends to be trolls among us who follow the stereotype that you people have set for us.
People need to learn to chill the fuck out and realize that its just another fandom. There are other websites out there that are less inhabited by fans of the show. Go there if its really that bad.
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Also I got over this show so quickly, I mean really how many lessons about friendship can you bring up before shit gets too pandering? Not saying I hate the show or anything, just grew out of it.
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