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Anonymous1: LMAO
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Anonymous2: It's Genius!
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CaptainFantastic: WAT
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Anonymous3: ON NO!
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MrAnon: Facts?! We got some myths here!

All bad puns, all not witty, try again good sir.
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Anonymous4: Let's all make fun of the US post number #712872198298121
Shouldn't you be bothering Romania for having too many gypsies or something?
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Decanter: @MrAnon: Yeah, the wooden teeth thing in particular is a myth.

Anyway, Happy Independence Day to our visitors from the USA.

Be sure to check out the rest of Johnny Ryan's work here - it's a trip.
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Anonymous5: Neato
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Anonymous6: the last panel got me.

this is more comedic than sexual
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Anonymous7: @MrAnon: Let's take a moment to clarify two things:

1. Puns are in the same category as pizza and sex - even a bad pun is still good. And...

2. Puns are simultaneously the highest form of humor and the lowest form of wit.

Also, with the exception of the last panel, none of them are puns.
Happy Forf.
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Anonymous8: Independence Day motherfuckers!!!
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Anonymous9: Eh, Marco Diaz and Star Butterfly are still humping each other after 4 WEEKS. Just say'in.
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Anonymous10: This is one of the more tame features I've seen on this site. I know it's related, but I wanted something a lot more frightening.
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Anonymous11: What the bloody hell is this? Pure Art?
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Anonymous12: The day America died.
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Heca: forgot Lincoln's black girl friend, was going to dump him if he didnt free all the slaves. And white people taking over all the natives land and giving them casinos instead. And the 1st man to invent online sex toys.
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RogerTheRabbit: Lesson is, everything in human history usually ends up being a dick joke. That and knowing that bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
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Anonymous13: Funny thing is - back then people weren't this degenerate
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NickyNicklas: ...

This is fine...
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Anonymous14: WE WUZ KANGZ
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Anonymous15: SPEAKING OF AMERICAN FREEDOM
https://www.battleforthenet.com/july12/
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Flashlight237: Nice choice, guys; you chose a picture that uses factual humor (if it's a little pornographic, of course.).
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WillRobie: Terrible
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Anonymous16: If the George Washington fucked Betsy Ross with flag poles of there.
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Anonymous17: @MrAnon: You are legit fucking autistic.
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wabbleplunk: Johnny Ryan is awesome
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Anonymous18: @SPLA_T00N: Fucking autistic.
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Anonymous19: England is my city
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Anonymous20: Whyyyy
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ConsciousDonkey: Protip for history teachers: Students hate your history classes? Spice them up with fun facts like these!
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Defalt: The United States is my city.
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Takumi: @Anonymous:
HOLD IT RIGHT DERE COMMIE!
*stumbles off his sofa*
LEMMIE GET DIS HERE STRAIGHT
*fucks his sister*
SO YOUS RECKON
*whips out muh bible*
I SAY-NOW I SAY YOU RECKON
*drives tractor in traffic*
WE WERE
*is obese*
I SAY WE WERE
*buys guns*
WHAT IN TH' SAM HILL WE WERE
*fucks his horse*
DAT
*shits in trailer*
DERE
*cheers for the Patriots*
KINGS
*watches Fox News*
N'
*drives obese moped through Wal-mart*
SUMBITCHES!?
*blames nigs, jews, and commies*
YEEE-HAAAWWWW-
*is shot by own gun*
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Anonymous21: this is why i exist
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SPLA_T00N: @Anonymous: nice argument there. Very well thought out and complex.
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Farfegnugen: @Takumi: You walked 50 miles to make that joke. Good job?
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Anonymous22: wow joke B)
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Anonymous23: happy leif erikson day
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Dagg: So much pain. :(
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Anonymous24: Ben Franklin has a Thundercock ;)
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Anonymous25: George washington never had wooden teeth. They were made from ivory.
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Anonymous26: I think we discovered a new fetish
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Anonymous27: Why is the featured post always something retarded like this
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Anonymous28: If you build it, Rule-34 will come. Weeeeeird stuff, man.
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Anonymous29: the humor is on an 8 year old's level. this is just plain stupid.
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Anonymous30: Trump escaped to Poland from this.
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Fartacus: the wooden teeth is a a misinterpretation. they were made from various things -- he had several sets -- but when they meant wooden, they meant stiff. the springs were stiff, he had to hold them in pretty well. just look at his expression in his portraits.
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Anonymous31: I second the balls part...
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Anonymous32: You know what they probably would have signed it like that to be dicks
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MGM_Lion: stupidity
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nevertoolate: I don't think they said "pussy" or "balls" back then in everyday conversations. These "facts" are inaccurate.
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Anonymous33: what the fuck
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Anonymous34: This was funny to see 2 days ago on the 4th now it's old as shit, how long does it take for a new image to be featured? 😒
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Anonymous35: I wish we had some quality CNN images to feature, in honor of the impending collapse of the CorruptNewsNetwork.
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Anonymous36(35): Now poor Anderson Cooper will have to hire a new assistant buttplug polisher at another network. Maybe MSNBC, I hear they have a whole collection of dildos for use.
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Decanter: @Anonymous: Longer. Quit yer bitchin'.
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: Fox News is still around after the brain and the face is gone, so I doubt CNN is going anywhere.
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Anonymous37: oh my
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RocketDog: Nothing worse then pussy splinters!
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Anonymous38: Anon 13 doesn't know shit about history
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Anonymous39: when did this become meme34
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clis: Vladimir Putin is to blame. Again


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