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Anonymous1: The bottom panel....
Best ever.
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SlippyTheToad: I'm torn between Mr. & Mrs. Cheerio and Mr. & Mrs. Animal Cracker (And Friend).
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Anonymous2(1): Actually slippy, by the looks of things, it's now 2 Mrs.Animal Crackers, not just one.
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DianaRossFan: Yes, Anon2, because losing your penis automatically makes you a woman. Makes sense to me.
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SlippyTheToad: It's true, DianaRossFan. The penis toggles a binary switch within the body that designates gender assignment on the genetic level. Take away the penis and it sets the switch to that of a female.
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Anonymous3: ... so I have to cut off my penis! Damn! It matches my boobs!
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Decanter: Anons proving that anons are stupid, the comment thread.

Also, featured.
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Tetragrammaton: In-after-Decanter.
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Tetragrammaton: The crackers look like MLP figures, oh boy ....
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KaGeTaMi: Great, now I'll be thinking about this every time I eat Oreos and Cheerios. XD
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Anonymous4: HOORAY! A NEW FEATURE! (looks at picture) hooray a new fea......
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Anonymous5: LOL FAGS
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Notorious_Human: @Tetragrammaton: Your Hell have thou awoken.
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Anonymous6: ROFL at the bottom panel
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Anonymous7: Even in a magical land where foodstuffs are sentient and can have sexual relations, everyone is still heterosexual.

Fuck you all.
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MamaGoat: One must wonder why that fourth grape is standing on his head.
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magetSACK: I bet if Sigmund Freud were still alive he'd be a pretty damned awesome modder on this site.
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Anonymous8: @Mamagoat: it's not, it's just looking down. But if it were standing on its head, that'd probably be for doing a standing 69.
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Anonymous9: Anon7, ever considered the fact that people make straight art because they themselves might be straight, the mayority is straight, and straight porn is the most appreciated?
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cheesburgr: THANK YOU, whoever decided to feature this image

I couldn't stand that last one any more
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Anonymous10: user image
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Tetragrammaton: @Anonymous: I feel so bad laughing at that.
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FurryFun: inb4 people bitching about this not being a thanksgiving or christmas feature
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Anonymous11: ^ thing is if she got into . a pirate everyone on the internet would love her and she would be popular that is what she really should .
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Anonymous12(11): cosplaying I mean.
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Anonymous13: @magetSACK If Sigmund Freud were a mod on this site he would just throw up his hands and shout "You people are crazy!!!"
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L: Inb4 Cum's favourite cookie.
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DARQ: Great, thanks to you I'll never see oreo cookies the same again...=^_^=
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Anonymous14: I will not eat animal crackers anymore
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Anonymous15: it's so sad because she's actually looking at the camera, and smiling. she was having fun. but think of the things people must say about that picture
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EatMyMcNuggets: And that's how Oreos are made :D
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Feathery_Duck: No, that's how their cream filling is made!!!
(Orly? No: Oreos.) 8-P~~~~
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Anonymous16: did the animal cracker died ?
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Dick_Chappy: @Anonymous: I don't fucking know, does sun rise in the morning? Are clouds made of fucking water?!
All sarcasm aside though, yes.
Now, the real question you ought to ask is, what is a yungin like you doing on a site like this?
Although, perhaps a better question is, How do magnets work?
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Anonymous17: I hope you all get aids and die.
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Anonymous18: or get Ayds and lose weight
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Ricky_Roma: @Anonymous: One of the more disturbing memes.

So does Mrs Oreo
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Ricky_Roma: @Ricky_Roma: sigh.

So does Mrs Oreo not have arms and legs? Or are they attached to the other part of her? Is that what's happening?
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Anonymous19: Dude, I'm eating Oreos right now...
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EatMyMcNuggets: @Dick_Chappy: A permanent magnet is an object made from a material that is magnetized and creates its own persistent magnetic field. An everyday example is a refrigerator magnet used to hold notes on a refrigerator door. Materials that can be magnetized, which are also the ones that are strongly attracted to a magnet, are called ferromagnetic (or ferrimagnetic). These include iron, nickel, cobalt, some alloys of rare earth metals, and some naturally occurring minerals such as lodestone. Although ferromagnetic (and ferromagnetic) materials are the only ones attracted to a magnet strongly enough to be commonly considered magnetic, all other substances respond weakly to a magnetic field, by one of several other types of magnetism.
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Evil-Hammond-666: I know, I know.......No exceptions. But I would bang that ugly chick who likes cookies, cuz even ugly pussy needs a dick sometimes right? right?..........
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TrashPirate: so i guess Chips ahoy involve two cookies shitting chocolate chunks onto each other.
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Blizz: I wonder whether it was the husband or the friend who got bitten.
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Anonymous20: @Peacock: Yes.
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Anonymous21: In the second panel the donut is being graped in the mouth.
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Anonymous22(21): Cheerio rather
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Todesfurcht: Mrs Oreo has no legs or arms.
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Anonymous23: I didn't know Oreo cookies had nuts!:D
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LTG-JUGGALO: Not my proudest fap............
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Anonymous24: Cookie Nookie.
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Hellyric: can somone tell me: why? why this had come to be?
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Anonymous25: does anyone else find it disturbing that there are 845 pictures of food on rule 34....is that a weird fetish or something?
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soheifox: @Decanter: You're not as good at this as Titanium. None of you are. Maybe instead start "featuring" very very good things since you all suck at featuring funny ones?
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Anonymous26: soheifox, i have four steps to make this site better.
Step 1: stick your dick inside your mouth. if you do not have a dick a replacement dick can be found.

Step 2: have too much pleasure from sucking your own (or replacement) dick that you can't type for shit and then become a lurker.

Step 3:??????

Step 4:Profit
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soheifox: @Anonymous: Applause, man. You typed 60 words and never said anything. That takes real skill.
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vjhvhjjbv: @Anonymous: Go back to sucking your own dick. It's the only think you ever think of.
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Ricky_Roma: Ladies and gentlemen this is not a bodaga and it is not a McDonalds.
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materrs: I can never see oreos the same way ever again
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Anonymous27: Does Mr. Oreo die and becomes a pair of gonads for Mrs. Oreo?
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Anonymous28: fucking attractive and successful Africans....
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MisterMetalDude: ^ Racist bastard alert ^

Anyhow, this is funny, but i miss Titanium... he used to feature graphic horror & f8cked up shit..
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Anonymous29: PAHEAL IS ABOUT TO DELETE TONS OF GOOD SHIT THANKS TO THIS NEW UPDATE ANNOUNCEMENT. Even though tons of other sites get away with worse.

And since when the hell does rule 34 mean "images of a humoristic nature"?

Last time I checked rule 34 means if it exists there is porn of it. NO EXCEPTIONS.

So much for fucking being a rule 34 site...
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Ricky_Roma: Where's the Doctor Who feature?

I'm not even that much of a fan but come on even Google did something for it.
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darthballs: just wow
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soheifox: @Anonymous: Don;t worry. If an admin features it, it won;t matter what rules it breaks.
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Anonymous30: Im not an aron im just to lazy to sign in when I don't have to...

Rule 34 has great porn.
Fact... um, maybe.
But the featured image allways has the funniest comments.
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C_Infinitey: @Anonymous: Thats how its always been.
Rule34, not taking shit seriously since the beginning.
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IAintDed69: Hello we are the American Human Association. Don't ask us what we're doing in Rule #34, but the 4th wall, along with that cow's penis has already been destroyed.
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Mole: @Anonymous: I totally missed that one. The stated concern is clearly about the site being taken down for 'child' images. The only way to be sure to meet everyone's[?] definition of 'child' is to go with under 18. Even lawsuit crazed Americans stop there. Fortunately for clarity there don't seem to be many characters who turn 18 in the course of a show. Maybe Meg Griffin? I suppose there would have to be canon [either in a show or from producers etc.] to establish age.
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SuperduperNignog: That camel cookie bitch ate his dick!
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Anonymous31(24): Doctor Screw.
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Anonymous32(24): Fap.
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Anonymous33: @Ricky_Roma: user image

Your wish come true.
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Anonymous34: Never do rule 34 when you have the munchies.
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hentaimaster: If take seriously the age of inexistent cartoons we support the a fantasy No one is damaged for a draw child being sassy, except the guy who loss his contact with reality and Do the crime inspirate for this...if follow that logic everyone dies because the weapons exist and not for the intention of killing
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Hellyric: @Anonymous: y u do this 2 me ;_;
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Mance: Questions:

What sort of age groups are being targeted here? Is the plan is to outright remove everything that "might" cause problems? That won't leave a great percentage of stuff on the site.

Or is it "slow death"? Removing all the pre-teen stuff first, then maybe later introducing higher and higher age restrictions?

Can't say I like either answer. However I look at it the end result eventually boils down to "no more rule34.paheal.net".

How is this going to be enforced? I'm assuming the idea is to take JtC's approach to moderating the KimMundo tag ("delete fucking everything" on a tag-wide basis), though a lot of tags cover characters at various ages.

Manually moderating image by image would be a monumental task.

Third approach is to literally delete fucking everything, and start the database over from scratch.

Can't say I like any of this. Suspect that if those controlling the site don't like what it is, then maybe they should consider that THEY are the ones changing - for better or worse (r34 is definitely something you can grow out of). The real answer here might be to find some one willing to take over the site and run it in its current state.

One last point, is this all a plan to shoot MLP to the top of the tag listings?
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Anonymous35: Sure, add a Captcha but keep allowing people to post obnoxiously large images. Makes fucking sense to me. Stop huffing the glue, ya brain-dead idiots.
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Christopher: Mance, I have to agree totally. The fact is that this is a goddamned copout by the administrators of this website. I hate to say that but that is what I see it as.

Lolicon is NOT illegal in the United States. It is illegal by the law in Canada and Great Britain, but those laws have NEVER been challenged on Free Speech and Free Expression (both of which are enshrined in the founding documents of Canada and Great Britain).

The administrator had a history of whining about lolicon on a regular basis just because he personally does not like it. It's documented fact.

That is what I see this as, an attempt to get rid of something that he personally dislikes under the banner of that thing in question supposedly being illegal.
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traffik: @Mance: "Can't say I like either answer. However I look at it the end result eventually boils down to "no more rule34.paheal.net".

It's much, much worse than that. It's the 1st Amendment that's suffering that "slow death" you spoke of.

paheal may survive, but when all that's left is boring, vanilla content, who will give a fuck?
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traffik: @Christopher: All of which is pretty hilarious considering that the first image ever posted on the site is of an underaged character.
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Anonymous36(33): @Anonymous: haters gonna hate.
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Christopher: traffik, exactly. I personally feel that Rule34 should take a stand and say "Until the police come to us and say that X or Y is illegal and prove it in a court of law (the courts have said numerous times that lolicon is legal and actual child pornography of real life children is not), anything stays up!"
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Mole: @Christopher: I think your previous comment hit the nail on the head. To quote from the update itself, first the spurious "...there is no question that such content will lead to paheal being taken offline in the future..." and then he says it himself, "...from a personal standpoint, I simply don't want to host such images on paheal." Nuff Said.
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Mole: @hentaimaster: Worst case of Google Translate ever.
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Feathery_Duck: @Evil-Hammond-666: With gloves and a blindfold, should be a cinch.
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Feathery_Duck: @traffik: I don't call that "surviving". As with the dinosaurs, it's more like "fossilizing", and all that's left will become unrecognizable fucking birds!
That is, if birds are still allowed to fuck. Might attract claims of zoophilia.

Another problem, is that many "still harmless" pics got lost in the site transfer.
I *might* agree with making some stuff unavailable untl legal issues are clarified. But DELETING stuff, often pre-emptively? This means, that even if/when the laws and/or social conditions change, this material will be lost forever. Just like the Buddhas of Bamiyan.
Who don't even have any R34 to honor their memory... (T_T)
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Shedy: LMAO
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Anonymous37: @Anonymous: the fact your 34


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