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Gray_Ghost: Oh please, Amy. You know that you love it.
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Anonymous1: LoL
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Anonymous2: This pic made me LOL so hard.
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Anonymous3: I lol'd.
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Tenkage: ...this makes so much sense
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Tenkage: BTW Make this a Featured Image, its that funny
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Anonymous4: roflcopter
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NolaCeris: I remember the song "Army of lovers - Judgement Day", and I think this particular part fits the image:

A mirror waits before the throne
The price you pay for fame.
The day you face a frightening freak.
The night you go insane!
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Anonymous5: >sonic understands amy's feelings

wtf_am_i_reading.swf
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Anonymous6: fuck you
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NiGHTS4life: Peach is gonna get pissed.
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posted4you: Nah, Peach is just out of sight behind the curtain. Buckling on a strap-on...
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Chef_Retardee: I don't quite see why Sonic gives a fuck.
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X-Mangaka: @NiGHTS4life: Peach have nothing to say here. Mario is the only real Nintendo boss. He does what he wants. Every other characters are HIS employees. He own them and if they arent happy, they will not feat in his next games. XP
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Anonymous7: oh wow, rape should not be this funny!
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Anonymous8: its funny cuz Sonic games still sell more than Mario
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Anonymous9(8): artist = mad nintendofag is mad
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Anonymous10: Why would a nintendofag be mad or jealous about a series that is the laughingstock of the industry and is fueled by sales to children and autists?
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NolaCeris: I'm not into this whole console business, but I couldn't have thought that Sonic is actually that crappy
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Anonymous11: FUCK YOU MARIO YOU FUCKER PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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anomalous: Take one for the team, Amy.
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Anonymous12: @Anon 10: because they are to wrapped up in a series that's a blant racial slur toward italians and has'nt been exciting or diffrent since SMB3.
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X-Mangaka: @Anon7 : this is not a rape, it's an "arrangement".
Since Sony PlayStation ruined Sega (DreamCast) and Mario have all power on Nintendo games business, if Sonic wants to be in a game once again he have to join Nintendo and obey Mario. XP
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Anonymous13: Fuck you, Amy.
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Anonymous14(8): lulz i dont know about Mario being more famous in real life or all that...but judging by the uploads for Sonic_The_Hedgehog and Mario, Sonic is way more famous in pr0n, where it counts
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Anonymous15(8): @X-Mangaka
>>if Sonic wants to be in a game once again he have to join Nintendo and obey Mario
please look up the definition of a third party game publisher. thank you.
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Anonymous16(10): @Anon 13: Mario's the mascot of the best-selling video game franchise of all time and practically the face of gaming itself. Sonic's a character from a shitty franchise way past its prime that churns out awful games every year. But yeah, I could see how you'd wonder about whether Mario's more famous than Sonic or not. I agree with you about the porn thing, at least.
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Killamajig: Well, that was certainly unbiased assessment.
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Anonymous17: well this is actually the first time I seen mario getting back at sonic in porn, its usually Sonic getting it on with Peach behind Mario's back! I kinda feel bad for Amy though :( I guess its cause I'm a girl, lol.
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X-Mangaka: @Anon15
please look up the definition of imaginary scene and humorous interpretation before going all lesson-giving. thank you.
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Anonymous18: anon 17 everyone knows that there are no girls on the internet, stop trying to trick us and anon 10 you better not mean autistic people when you say "autists" or else i will strangle you with a drowned squirel couse im autisic
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Anonymous19(18): anon 17 everyone knows that there are no girls on the internet, stop trying to trick us and anon 10 you better not mean autistic people when you say "autists" or else i will strangle you with a drowned squirel couse im autistic
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Anonymous20: Whatever you say anon 18, but me and my bf come on here all the time. yes it is true though, there are hardly any girls online and in the porn section of the internet, escpecially sites like this!
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Anonymous21(8): pfft this pic is bullshit, everyone knows Sonic has and always will be more famous than Mario
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X-Mangaka: @Anon21 : oh yea ? So why is Sega ruined now and Sonic have to feat in Mario games or do Nintendo console games to keep existing ? XP
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Anonymous22: This explains so much.
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Dr-Cane: indeed Anon19 is autistic, master of the lethal art of strangle people with flexible drown squirrels
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surplusTIME: This actually sums up the publisher/developer relationship pretty well. As a publisher, Nintendo has the last word in what does and doesn't get published on a Nintendo console. The same goes for Microsoft and Sony- developers like SEGA have no choice, but to bend over backwards to meet the publisher's "quality standards," and Nintendo is notorious for having very rigorous procedures.
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surplusTIME: ... and questionable ethics I might add. No joke.
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Anonymous23: And this

Is how Mario and Sonic at the Olympic games was born
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Anonymous24: The Sonic fans on this site need to stop lying to themselves. Even the best Sonic game in about a decade (excluding handhelds), Sonic Colors, only sold about a million when you combine the Wii and DS versions. You can't name ONE main Mario game this generation that isn't already at 3 million, not even mentioning NSMBWii and MKWii's ridiculous numbers. I certainly love Sonic WAAY more than Mario, but let's not kid ourselves here.
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Anonymous25: dats nasty
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Sypoth: The problem with sonic games can be summed up as three letters. SOJ, all the good games that everyone liked and loved came from STI. One of the most obvious solutions for fixing the games involves killing another character, featured in this very image ironically, Amy. I still have yet to meet someone who didn't pick the "Shut up Amy" option in chronicles.
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Anonymous26: Amy would definitely take one for sonic. As for the sonic & mario debate, I like sonic better than mario. The 2D sonics still outshine the hell out of the 2D mario's. True, sonic hasn't had much success in the 3D world, but from the feedback I've seen on Sonic colors, Sega's coming close to getting it right in 3D. Not to mention that Sega seems to care more about their little mascot more than Nintendo does theirs. When Sonic went 3D, he got a full plot, voiced lines, and a personality. When mario went 3D, we got "It's a-me! Mario!", everyone in the mario cast has gotten better treatment character wise than mario. It's like he's the guy that the director doesn't like, but has to make him the lead character since he's the producers friend.
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Anonymous27: i lol'd so hard i died 5 times before i hit the ground.
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Anonymous28(8): >looks at tags
> Mario (737)
> Sonic The Hedgehog (1630)
Mario loses.
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Anonymous29: @Sypoth

Oh yes, Sonic Spinball, the only Sonic game DTI developed on their own without SoJ assistance (more like, SoJ doing most of the work), was so much better than all the other Sonic games for the system.
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Anonymous30(29): ^STI*
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Anonymous31: Look at deviantART and tell mes that's not MarioxAmy, ROSE.
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Anonymous32: HOLY SHIT FREDDY MERCURY IS A RAPIST
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X-Mangaka: @Anon28
lol XD
ok, there's more Rule34 pics about Sonic than about Mario... so what does it proves ? That Sonic games are better ?? ^^'
seriously, what did you wanted to say ? XS
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Anonymous33: @Anon28:

Wrong. While "Sonic the Hedgehog" is the tag for the franchise on this site, "Mario" is not. "Mario" is merely the tag for the character. The tag for the franchise would be "Super Mario Bros." Why it's not applied to this picture, I don't know.

With that said, Super Mario Bros. generates 5388 results, so Mario beats Sonic on this site, just like it does everywhere else.
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Anonymous34(33): @A28: Wrong. While "Sonic the Hedgehog" is the tag for the franchise on this site, "Mario" is not. "Mario" is merely the tag for the character. The tag for the franchise would be "Super Mario Bros." Why it's not applied to this picture, I don't know.

With that said, Super Mario Bros. generates 5388 results, so Mario beats Sonic on this site, just like it does everywhere else.
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Anonymous35: this is no rape

this is what bussiness people call "contract"

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Sonic Team (8108)
Super Mario Bros. (5405)

sonic wins in porn
both are for the whole series

but i still like the mario games more than sonic's

sonic 1,2 and 3 are really cool but nothing beats SMB3
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Anonymous36: lol sonic fans are in denial. they got it so bad they split him up into "classic" and "modern" and mario is mario. lol sonic fans are gay. mario bros. is where its at and always will be better than porcupine man. haha!
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Anonymous37: @Anon37
YOU SAID IT!!! except the gay part, I'm not homophobic
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Anonymous38(37): @X-Mangaka
True shit bro
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Anonymous39(37): Anon 33/34
I was reading these comments and waiting for someone to verbally bitch slap Anon28, and I was fucking ready to do it myself!
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Fox_McCloud: ya know what, i like BOTH Mario and Sonic, so they both win in my eyes, Sure Sonic hasnt had many decent games as of late, but im not so crazy about mario squirting water from a waterpack or planet hopping and forcing cannibalism by feeding lumas starbits

Now on a different note

PS3 vs 360

360 FTW!!!
PS3 It only does... NOTHING, OFFLINE, LESS THAN IT DID,IDENTITY THEFT
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Anonymous40: what a tbtw
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Anonymous41: @anon33

Sonic Team - 8326 pics

Super Mario Bros. - 5814 pics.

Mario still loses.
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X-Mangaka: @Anon43
ok, there's may be more Rule34 pics about Sonic Team than about SMB... so what does it proves ? You think that makes Sonic games better than Mario's ?? ^^'
seriously, what did you wanted to say ? XS

P.S : try a Mario tag a lil less "reduced" than SMB next time. XS
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Anonymous42: both of there franchizes are good and why does it matter who has the most pic's you can'tcompare games only game systems
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Anonymous43: goddamn fanboy wars
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Anonymous44: Sonic games are good because they are 2d platformers Mario games are crapy 3d Mario galaxy shit so sonic wins ps sonic and Mario olimpics is the worst game ever it is wors than poket bike racer
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Anonymous45: yes i agree sonic games are better than mario games tenfold plus mario only wants amy to do this for him because princess peach is off fucking bowser and luigi wont do it for him
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Anonymous46: Sonic sucks, Mario sells WAY more look it up, and Sega had to suck Nintendos' dick to take Sonic to the gamecube since Sega stopped making consoles..Sonic games suck always get low ratings and bad reviews Mario is better live with it, deal with it faggots.
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Anonymous47(46): Sonicfags please lrn2 grammar.
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Anonymous48: look who is a fail troll anon47...
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Hey: I think SEGA is WAY better than Nintendo and I've noticed quite a bit that every store I've been too has been selling out in Sonic instead of Mario. But that's what I saw and my opinion so I don't give a flying fuck if you don't agree, so there. :D
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Hey: Oh ya, and anon37, I don't care if u were being sarcastic or not....but he's a fucking Hedgehog you dipshit! It's not that hard to miss if you read all the fucking comments! Thanks! ;D
(Asshole.......)
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Anonymous49: @Anonymous: I don't really have a dog in this fight, but in what fucking dimension do Sonic games outsell Mario? Are you making some kind of bell curve where you include things like Hotel Mario and Wario: Master of Disguise and count that against the main Sonic titles?
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Ambivalent: The fanboyish bitching from both sides in this comment section is why I don't like to call myself a gamer anymore.
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Error: Both Mario and Sonic suck dick.
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CreamyThang_: But chili dogs are okay.
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Ambivalent: ^ And Errors comment is another reason I don't like to call myself a gamer.
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CreamyThang_: ^ Very understandable.
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Anonymous50: sega gota do what sega gota do i fell bad for amy
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Anonymous51: and thats how sonic got in brawl :3
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Nintendo: This is nothing but a sick lie. We were rivals with Sega, but Microsoft arrived, and made horrid games! Realizing the threat to gaming, we formed together as a team, and swore never to fall to Microsoft. The ESRB was on their side. They let Microsoft release games for all ages. However, we were put on strict rules. If Microsoft wins, everybody will be playing games with no work put into them...
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X-Mangaka: @Anonymous: @Anon9 = mad sonicfag raging (pic = FACTS, deal with it)
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X-Mangaka: @Anonymous:
Anonymous12: "because they are to wrapped up in a series that's a blant racial slur toward italians and has'nt been exciting or diffrent since SMB3"
YOU FUCKIN KIDDIN US ?!
The Mario saga is made of platforming games, sports, race, minigames and all kind of stuff. It even made a revolution in gaming from 2D to 3D ! You wanna talk about a game franchise which hasnt been different since its beginning ? Let's talk about Sonic games which has always been like "run, run, run, run, jump, run, run, jump, stage clear" from the very beginning to today, shall we ?... The only times it tried to evolve to somethin else like pinball or puzzle games, it been shit ! And today it goes back to original 2D "run&jump" gaming...
so just you shut up about Mario serie cause you look ridiculous talking like that.
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X-Mangaka: @Anonymous: "Sonic games are good because they are 2d platformers Mario games are crapy 3d Mario galaxy shit so sonic wins..."
YOU FUCKIN KIDDIN US ?!
The first 3D Mario game (Super Mario 64) got EPIC and is still one of the best game ever made !
The first 3D Sonic game was a SHIT !!
Even the worst Mario game sell better than the best Sonic game, that's why Sega is RUINED and have to make games FOR NINTENDO today !
Just because you say "Sonic games are good, Mario games are crapy, so Sonic win" doesnt make it a FACT ! Face it, deal with it and grow up, sonicfag.
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Knockers: Hey. Hey, guys.

I like both Mario AND Sonic.
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X-Mangaka: @Nintendo: "We were rivals with Sega, but Microsoft arrived, and made horrid games! Realizing the threat to gaming, we formed together as a team, and swore never to fall to Microsoft..."
nice story, bro...
put WAKE UP : Sega was ruined (by Sony) long before MSoft arrived. And still, Sega DID made some games for them. So where is your precious team-with-Nintendo-against-Microsoft dream ?!
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Anonymous52: nintendo fanbase are annoying
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Silent_Witness: @Anonymous: That could be said about literally any fanbase.
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Anonymous53: God damn fanboys. Sonic sucks so much cock and all their fans are fucking more retarded than a autistic orangutan. Same goes to Mario. The only reason they are still around its because Nintendo and Sega can't come up with anything else so they have to shit out a new Mario and Sonic game every year. And their 12 year old fanboys eat it up like a public bathroom. All of you are Double faggots.
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Anonymous54: ok i sonic and mario cant win because a sonic fanboy will say "mario sucks dick and sonic is the best" and mario fanboys will say "sonic sucks dick and mario rules" no one can ever win.
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Anonymous55(54): then suddenly... MICROSOFT
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Anonymous56: I'm anon 58, and don't worry, as soon as Amy goes around the curtain peach walks in and Sonic gets her while Mario gets Amy,
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JamesTheHuman: WTF
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Anonymous57: All this time debating, could be spent on spraying baby oils on the screen.
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Anonymous58: Amy's love is strong with a blue hedgehog, Not an Italian plumber with a big cock. XD
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Anonymous59: @Anonymous: sonic doesn't love amy rose fyi. he hates her
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misteryuripeach: oh peach will be pissed off
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Anonymous60: Anon 57, FUCK MICROSOFT
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Anonymous61: mario will never fuck that pink bitch
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Anonymous62: Wow this fan war though. Might as well join it. Though I like both Sonic and Mario, I find Mario quite bland... should Sega quit fucking around, I believe they could make some good Sonic games. Though I've always wondered if they'll ever make another console... Oh and by the way, I'm a girl Anon18.
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Anonymous63: I like Mario better than Sonic, Mario will fuck that pink bitch. Mario is better and that's a fact bitches.
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Anonymous64: I prefer Mario but Sonic is cool too.
No one cares about each other opinion because we all have a different one. You can fight for years, guys.
So good useless fight, you all ! ('u')/ Don't mind if I prefer watch what I like instead of watching your stupid fight.
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Anonymous65: Fuxk democracy rn, sonamy is the better ship and it's actually half-confirmed
Yall mariamy shippers DONT KNOW SHIT
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Anonymous66: jesus fucking christ this comment section is autistic as hell.
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Anonymous67: I really don't like this artwork. Amy is only to be used by Sonic and Sonic only!
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Anonymous68: lets not kid ourselves here, marios puny dick wouldn't even be able to penetrate anything lmao
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Anonymous69(68): jesus christ the nintendofags in the comments coping and malding back in 2012 are fucking hilarious all the while they were legit on rule34 watching low quality sonic porn
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Anonymous70: Are you sure YOU are not a sonicfag that's coping and malding?
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Anonymous71(70): @Anonymous: Are you sure YOU are not a sonicfag that's coping and malding?


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