Anonymous9: Wait how is that even biologically possible for a human to reproduce with a Porkyman? Ah whatever I need to stop thinking about these kind of things and just masturbate.
Anonymous14: actually I'm pretty sure the shiny rate incrases to 1/10 if a male human has sex with a female Porkyman. male Porkyman on female humans will usually do nothing, with the exception of ditto who may cause pragnancy.
Anonymous18: Guys, im worried. I have been masturbating for over two hours now, and I still have not jizzed. Please help!... um, not help with the jacking. Im scared for my future children... their existance.
Anonymous19(18): @LellyMagenta_Is_A_Whore: IT'S NOT WORKING! Im going to the doctor.
Me: Hey doc my dick is broke.
Doctor: Well, that is a problem.
Me: can you do anything to fix it?
Doctor: Lets take a look here... Sir, just how often do you masturbate?
Me: ...
Doctor: Sir?
Me: Well my girlfriend just moved and...
Doctor: How often?
Me: At least once an hour...
Doctor: You have got to be kidding!
Me: Nope.
Doctor: Uh, um, take this weed and stop jerking it!
Me
Anonymous20(18): *Me: alright, but I dont think it will work
2 hours later
Me: Can I get some more weed?
Doctor: have you stopped fapping?
Me: yeah
Doctor: then no
Me: um, my head hurts?
Doctor: Oh well in that case take all of it!
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'Awesome picture. Also, I am back and more sexually frustrated than ever. Who missed me? Does anyone have links to any lucario or absol pictures?'
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Now excuse me as I find some tissues.
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Me: Hey doc my dick is broke.
Doctor: Well, that is a problem.
Me: can you do anything to fix it?
Doctor: Lets take a look here... Sir, just how often do you masturbate?
Me: ...
Doctor: Sir?
Me: Well my girlfriend just moved and...
Doctor: How often?
Me: At least once an hour...
Doctor: You have got to be kidding!
Me: Nope.
Doctor: Uh, um, take this weed and stop jerking it!
Me
2 hours later
Me: Can I get some more weed?
Doctor: have you stopped fapping?
Me: yeah
Doctor: then no
Me: um, my head hurts?
Doctor: Oh well in that case take all of it!