JeffMoreau: It's like fucking Maria Teresa, dammit. You guys are asking to be closed. I can understand anything, but religion?
Not that I'm complaining, of course ;)
CaptainLeslieHero: Now, this is a gospel all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a god called Yahveh
In west Nazareth born and raised
In the wilderness was where I spent most of my days
Preachin' healin' baptasin' all cool
And all kickin' some demons outside of the soul
When a couple of scribes
Who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my tribehood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your Spirit and Father to J'lem'
Prophet class, yo this is bad
Drinking wine out of an endless glass.
Is this what the people of God living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, wine all that
Is J'lem the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the Son of Yahveh
Well, the ass stoped and when I came down
There were dudes who looked like jews standing there with a palm out
I ain't trying to get worshiped
I came here to serve
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
But they nailed me to a cross and when it came near
The plate said 'INRI' and it had a thorns for me
If anything I can say God's will is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Yahveh'
I pulled up to the Heaven about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the disciples 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To settle my throne as the Prince of Yahveh
widda88: Ha Ha Ha very good pic Jesus fuck a male sheep He is a fucking queer zoophilia I hate Jesus this Bastard and fuck off all the Christian and the over Motherfucker Pope Benidict and I whish all a fucking happy Easter.
Anonymous29: no wonder there's no mention of a wife or girlfriend in the bible. Damn strange for a 30+ year old guy to be without a woman (or at least another man) that long...
Anonymous30: I wold gladly find the artist answer beat him to a damn bloody pulp just because of the disrespect shown here im mean come on this is so damn low
g_rasputin: On one hand, most of us (on this site) can find this picture pretty funny. On the other hand, assuming that at least one Christian/Catholic denomination got it right, we're all going to have a very awkward time explaining ourselves in several decades...
Franky_Whiskey: @Anonymous: Porn is the expression of the forbidden desire that burns inside each one of out hearts. To believe and declare that one variation of it is invalid, that it doesn't kindle at least one soul's lust, it's an aberration product of a sexual ignorance and a narrow scope in the ambit of carnal freedom.
TL;DR everyone has different tastes, spare us from your whining.
Anonymous37: ^ I WHOLE HEARTEDLY AAAAAGGGRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I bet this is the cause of 2012... , (Btw y'all are so funny! *he speaks while blocking out his previous mental image of "the messiah"*)...........
Anonymous39: This is hilarious, and I'm not quite sure how it could be seen as offensive... The sheep is enjoying it! Oh, wait-
But anyway, that's the opinion of someone who hopes that all monotheists eventually kill themselves off and people will pick up practical polytheism once again, so feel free to baw some more, or talk about a hell that is itself born of a translation error.
Anonymous43: I am so printing a copy of this to offend a local church the asshats almost got me killed. the clog the street so much and ignore parking laws almost got hit by another car. 5 or six copys tacked up some where for their Easter egg hunt should do nicely lol
deathstriker: @Anonymous: I'm sorry, that you werent killed I mean, good ridance to bad rubbish.
About the artist, I dont care you dont believe in Hell, I am mildly amused though that you are so eager to get there.
To the rest of you, go fuck yourselves.
Anonymous46(45): Why the fuck are so many satanists here? There is a difference between a atheist and a psychopathic satanist who wants to destry the church.
Anonymous47: So fucking awesome, been laughing my ass off reading these comments too. THANKYOU INTERNET! I want to print out about 50 or so, sneak into hotels and leave a copy slipped into each copy of the bible in each hotel room.
Anonymous48: satanists? just cuz we dont respect religious bullshit which preaches that everyone who thinks differently deserves 2 burn in hell... if not respecting religion makes me a satanist then i guess i would b 1.. even tho i dont believe in any supernatural bullshit and dont believe in and god
Anonymous49(48): i typed that last line wrong... what i ment 2 say was i dont belive in a god or any other supernatural bullshit like that... it was unfair that in my 1st comment i emplyed that god is somehow above "supernatural bullshit"
Ambivalent: YAY! 34 at its finest again! I want to say something witty about this, I really do, but everyone has already beat me to it. Wait, wait, wait! What about this:
That sheep must be the RAM of god! I suppose its better then BLEATing off!
Anonymous52: Not that i have anything against people who believe in religion, but arent you kind of in the wrong place to try spreading your beliefs? I mean... pornsite... really? isnt masturbation a sin xD kinda contradicting yourselves here.
DevinMagic: You know, the first people to use the sheep intestine condoms were the Welsh. Then the Romans came along and refined the idea, taking the intestines out of the sheep first.
Anonymous60: @NolaCeris: I don't agree with you at all, i mean "if it exists there is porn of it" and well... jesus doesn't exists...at all... at least in the imagination of poor minded ones
PinkBallons: ^ Jesus was definitely a real guy, he just wasn't necessarily the son of god. Also, don't look down on others just because they believe in something you don't. Plenty of intelligent people believe in a higher power; it's a matter of opinion (This is coming from an atheist, in case that's a part of your comeback).
Anonymous61: I find it funny when people bitch about their "hero", "idol" or "savior" put on this site. There is no exceptions around here! I have seen time and time again something I love on here 34ised and laughed at the wrongness. Get over it and accept it or go to a different site. Remember what is rule 34?
CreamyThang_: Tambourine shakin' Baptist with an uncle who's a pastor, a cousin who just got ordained. XD Not offended but probably not gonna e mail them this picture. >.> Or should I...hmmm.
coolman7000: @coolman7000: lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll dont know what pic this is? WHO IS ON MY ACOUNT! AND YOU GOT A SIC MIND ANON54 MY GF IS A JEW!
Anonymous83: Jesus doesn't fuck sheep! He does MDMA(exstasy) and other MDxx compounds(like MDEA and MDPR). How else would he have had enough love to die on the cross for all our sins. Under the effects of a combo of MDEA, MDPR, and low amounts of MDMA, he feels like"I love the world and the world loves me" even when hated at the time. The message here is peace.
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What makes ya wanna bet it's 'underaged'?
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Joking, I love you guys :)
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Not that I'm complaining, of course ;)
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My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a god called Yahveh
In west Nazareth born and raised
In the wilderness was where I spent most of my days
Preachin' healin' baptasin' all cool
And all kickin' some demons outside of the soul
When a couple of scribes
Who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my tribehood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your Spirit and Father to J'lem'
Prophet class, yo this is bad
Drinking wine out of an endless glass.
Is this what the people of God living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, wine all that
Is J'lem the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the Son of Yahveh
Well, the ass stoped and when I came down
There were dudes who looked like jews standing there with a palm out
I ain't trying to get worshiped
I came here to serve
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
But they nailed me to a cross and when it came near
The plate said 'INRI' and it had a thorns for me
If anything I can say God's will is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Yahveh'
I pulled up to the Heaven about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the disciples 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To settle my throne as the Prince of Yahveh
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He wears a watermelon one. Heathens.
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Yes, this is the question I am asking about this picture. Nothing else.
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But of course, I'm sure you know better than a dirty sheepfucker.
Like all of them are
A. Homosexual
B. Not even hot/appealing
C. Really fuckin weird
D. All of the above
I mean what the fuck guys, I thought porn was suppose to be pleasuring to look at!
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Really fucking weird = +10 appeal
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Conversely with some sheep breeds (e.g. Jacob sheep) the rams can have multiple pairs of horns.
Hope that helps!
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TL;DR everyone has different tastes, spare us from your whining.
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this is perfect, everybody else go home
v_v
But anyway, that's the opinion of someone who hopes that all monotheists eventually kill themselves off and people will pick up practical polytheism once again, so feel free to baw some more, or talk about a hell that is itself born of a translation error.
JESUS RAPIST.?
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About the artist, I dont care you dont believe in Hell, I am mildly amused though that you are so eager to get there.
To the rest of you, go fuck yourselves.
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That sheep must be the RAM of god! I suppose its better then BLEATing off!
That would fit better... -.-
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Yo dawg, we heard you like sins so we put a sin in yo’ sin so you can sin while you sin.
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What if a character is hundreds of years old but still in the form of a baby or young girl.
Is that a red flag?
And HOH BOY, the comments just made it SO MUCH BETTER! Happy Easter you sick bastards, I'll see you in hell! :D
Happy Easter, all of you glorious sheep-fuckers!
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Yeah!!
This is the more nice of the rule 34!!
XD
That's what we're mostly around here for boy...
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^^^this I mean what is up with all the artists that are SKILLED making this weird shit? do they want us to writhe in pain??????
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DOUBLEYOUTEAFFFFFFF!?
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usually he was fucking children
Thats why I left the catholic church . .
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