"HAY MOM I GOT SUCKED OFF BY A ROBOT GIRL"
"That's nice, dear."
"IT DIDN'T FEEL VERY NICE BECAUSE HER MOUTH AND TONGUE WERE MADE OF METAL"
"That's nice, dear."
"IT WAS LIKE MY PENIS WAS BEING ENVELOPED BY A TIN CAN AND MASSAGED BY A GARDENING SPADE"
"That's nice, dear."
"I AM AFRAID I MAY HAVE CONTRACTED THE TETANUS"
"That's nice, dear."
"NO REALLY I COULD REALLY USE SOME MEDICAL ATTENTION NOW"
*dies*
"That's nice, dear."
H_Falcon: Chibs are you an idiot? Or just very limited minded? Have you ever run your hand over anything metal? Not all metal is jagged and sharp you know. What the hell man? Fucking limited minded stupid people...
Anonymous3: Actually i think a conversation would go like this.
Jack: "Hey mom, Arcee blew me off."
June: "That's nice dear."
Jack: "Well she invited me back for sex so see you later."
June: "That's nice dear."
(much later)
Jack: "Mom, Arcee's pregnant with my kid."
June: "That's nice dear."
Jack: "Seriously, i'm going to be a father."
June: "That's nice dear."
Jack: "Your grandchild is going to be a cyborg."
June: "That's nice dear."
Jack: #sighs# "And another thing. Miko told me on how Raf's my new step father, mind explaining that?"
June: "That's nice de... wait what was that first one again?"
Anonymous6: well in order for sound to echo and creat a loud enough sound to be hear quite a while away without speakers in her mouth you would need a smooth metal tunnel to act as an echo chamber so as to amplify the sound ( you still need a speaker or something but it can be place further inside)also if there were rust in it it wouldn't work, on that any one know why they don't rust?
JackDarby18: @H_Falcon: Why are you such a jerk to everyone, he was just stating what he probably thought, not everyone is smart like you. I wish you were more nice to people...god
Anonymous28: @Anonymous: Your story is stupid. Just because Arcee has an organic pussy in these drawings doesn't mean she can get pregnant from an human. That's ridiculous.
Anonymous29(28): @Anonymous: Also, a transformers body forms so it goes with their vehicle form. How would Arcee being preggers affect her vehicle form? Think about that.
Anonymous37(36): @Anonymous: Now that would be a Darwin Award right there. That's what you get when you die from doing something stupid that prevents you from being able to reproduce, and ironically this looks like the lead-up to an attempt to reproduce.
Now it looks like Jack's gonna be in the next 'Stupid Death' segment.
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"HAY MOM I GOT SUCKED OFF BY A ROBOT GIRL"
"That's nice, dear."
"IT DIDN'T FEEL VERY NICE BECAUSE HER MOUTH AND TONGUE WERE MADE OF METAL"
"That's nice, dear."
"IT WAS LIKE MY PENIS WAS BEING ENVELOPED BY A TIN CAN AND MASSAGED BY A GARDENING SPADE"
"That's nice, dear."
"I AM AFRAID I MAY HAVE CONTRACTED THE TETANUS"
"That's nice, dear."
"NO REALLY I COULD REALLY USE SOME MEDICAL ATTENTION NOW"
*dies*
"That's nice, dear."
Jack: "Hey mom, Arcee blew me off."
June: "That's nice dear."
Jack: "Well she invited me back for sex so see you later."
June: "That's nice dear."
(much later)
Jack: "Mom, Arcee's pregnant with my kid."
June: "That's nice dear."
Jack: "Seriously, i'm going to be a father."
June: "That's nice dear."
Jack: "Your grandchild is going to be a cyborg."
June: "That's nice dear."
Jack: #sighs# "And another thing. Miko told me on how Raf's my new step father, mind explaining that?"
June: "That's nice de... wait what was that first one again?"
Stfu and enjoy the porn
WARNING
DO NOT PLACE GENITALS IN MACHINERY. MAY CAUSE SERIOUS BODILY HARM.
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Now it looks like Jack's gonna be in the next 'Stupid Death' segment.