AustrianG: "And that was the Moment when Isaac's Mother realized her son was a crossdressing necrophiliac Lunatic. She just stared on standing there with a Butcher Knife.
Anonymous7(6): So if he was to have an orgy, he would have to wear: a fez, an eye patch, two wigs (Maggie and Sampson, and a dead bird. But how would he do blue baby?
Decanter: Featured! Decided to feature this now because The Binding of Isaac is one of the many games half off in the July Steam sale. The entire The_Binding_of_Isaac category is pretty great, but this one made us laugh the hardest. Besides, who among us can't relate to the feeling of discovering your son wearing a wig and making out with a dead bird?
Anonymous11: Decanter: I'm not sure whether Anon10 is really stupid about spelling, or just thinks we'd censor the word "black".
Anonymous10: Black isn't a bad word xP Get a life,anon10.
Baconface: Anon10 is clearly a black attractive and successful African.
Anonymous12: And now we know what the voices were talking about. Guess they were being pretty straight with mom: When your son is wearing a wig and making out with dead birds, it's a mercy to end him.
i totally wondered why this game is Edmund's most popular. not spewer, meatboy or time fcuk. now i got it because of your post. its because fat fucktards dont see outside of their STEAM(tm) faggotry. oh how i hate that retarded shit
also, the Penumbra series was just as good as Amnesia, but noone noticed it because it wasnt thrown in their fat faggot face in their fat faggot STEAM(tm) and now they make poor Amnesia look like some overrated mainstream shit with their overhype.
Anonymous25: @Anonymous: Mmm. The only things appealing about you hipsters are your bitter, impotent rage and your sweet, sweet tears.
Steam is obviously not the only source of good games, but it's a convenient and user-friendly means of digital distribution. The only reason to ignore it is to boost your geek-hipster cred.
Anonymous26(25): @Anonymous: More than 200 million Crocs have been sold, not counting knockoffs. I guess that makes the Binding of Isaac 0.5% as important as them.
Anonymous41: paheal and its anons lived alone in a small house on an internet. paheal kept to itself, drawing porn and playing with its dildos while his anons watched sngry rants on youtube. life was simple, and they were happy. That was, until one day, paheal's anons heard a voice. YOUR PAHEAL HAS BECOME CORRUPTED BY FETISH and anons said "i will do my best to save it my lord.} and they rushed to paheal, removing all that was evil in its domain. then the voice came to anons again... PAHEALS SOUL IS STILL CORRUPT. IT MUST BE CUT OFF FROM ALL MEDIA YOU HATE AND CONFESS.. THEY SUCK. " i will follow your instructions, lord" paheal's anons replied, locking new uploads to paheal, away from the evils of spited media. one. last. time. paheal's anons heard the voice calling to them. YOUVE DONE AS I ASKED, BUT I STILL QUESTION YOUR DEVOTION TO PORN. TO PROVE YOUR FAITH, I WILL ASK ONE MORE THING OF YOU. "yes lord, anything" paheal's anons begged. TO PROVE YOUR LOVE AND DEVOTION, I REQUIRE A SACRIFICE.YOUR SITE, PAHEAL, WILL BE THIS SACRIFICE. GO INTO THE DOMAIN, AND SHUT IT DOWN TO PROVE YOU LOVE PORN ABOVE ALL ELSE. "yes lord" they replied, grabbing a lawsuit from the kitchen. Paheal, watching through a messageboard, trembled in fear. scrambling across the internet to find a hiding place, it noticed a link to a proxy hidden inside, a school site. without hesitation, it double clicked the link as anons burst onto the sitem and clicked 'i agree' to hide itself within....
And more of YOU, DO YOU HEAR ME DG.
That's just unacceptable.
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>she's making out with a dead bird
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Isaac is a boy, but he has split personalities, and these are his 2 female ones, Eve and Magdalene
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Oh, guess that's just me.
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Also, stop talking to yourself anon5.
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Anonymous10: Black isn't a bad word xP Get a life,anon10.
Baconface: Anon10 is clearly a black attractive and successful African.
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i totally wondered why this game is Edmund's most popular. not spewer, meatboy or time fcuk. now i got it because of your post. its because fat fucktards dont see outside of their STEAM(tm) faggotry. oh how i hate that retarded shit
also, the Penumbra series was just as good as Amnesia, but noone noticed it because it wasnt thrown in their fat faggot face in their fat faggot STEAM(tm) and now they make poor Amnesia look like some overrated mainstream shit with their overhype.
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Put that shit on Newgrounds where it belongs.
yeah I went there.
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Steam is obviously not the only source of good games, but it's a convenient and user-friendly means of digital distribution. The only reason to ignore it is to boost your geek-hipster cred.
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(i want to make out with isaac)