Kyuubi: I don't remember the priest telling me story from the bible.
Actually I don't remember the priest telling me much other then "it'll be okay" and "drink this."
Decanter: Featured! I've seen a lot of hate-filled comments on the last feature, so I just want to remind everyone to be respectful of each other. After all, Jesus endured excruciating gang rape for our sins.
number1lesbian: This is so wrong please remove it. Don't draw my LORD to bring sexual pleasure it is so wrong.What a terrible sin you have commited in such condemnation of our savior. He died for our sins and this is the praise you give him? That is LOW.
Anonymous16: im srry to both sides. to the artist, not everyone here is atheist. it would be nice to respect other people. besides, you dont know if they have tracking software and a shotgun. all im saying is you need to be careful. if it was just a joke, thats fine, but not everyone thinks its funny.
lemonhead569: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!
I AM CATHOLIC AND THIS PISSES ME OFF!
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU EVEN THINK... THINK ABOUT DOING THIS!?!
This makes me very mad. VERY MAD!
Anonymous17: Aren't all the people saying that however did this is going to hell also going to hell for 'coveting thy neighbor's wife'?
Seriously you fucking hypocrites this is a fucking porn site, don't try and act like you are morally superior.
Anonymous18: >Christian, finds offensive
>Comments on how wrong this is
>Masturbating furiously on porn site
>Won't accept they're going to hell also
> Why the fuck am I doing > let's change that
-I am Christian and gladly masturbate furiously on this site.
Alrighty then
Anonymous19: I'm Christian, and I have no problem with this.
For starters, they're not even fucking Jesus. They're fucking a crappy European self insert character made up in the early middle ages that doesn't even look like a real Jewish Israelite of that time period. It's an image which is <i>clearly</i> graven according to the second commandment and for anyone who at least gives a crap about historical accuracy.
Even if it was an accurate depiction of the real Jesus, I still wouldn't have a problem with it, because I'm an American, and I actually know why the First Amendment was created.
Anonymous21: @Anonymous: Amen to that my friend, but seriously this generation is horrible even if you dont believe its fucked up and it should be taken down.
Anonymous23(17): Once upon time in israel
There was a whore
Her name was mary and she spread
Her legs for everyone
One day the wanker josef came
And fucked her hard
She gave birth to a monstrosity
And called it "son of god"
jesus is fucking fag
He loves you because he is gay
As well he has it off with midgets
He likes it hard in any way
jesus says "i love you all"
To penetrate your back entrace
He just wants to lick your balls
So he fools every age and race
When he aged he hatched a plan
To satisfy his lust
He knew if he wanted assholes
He needed peoples trust
So he spread the lie that he was
The true saviour
Now jesus fucks the world and
churchmen say it's good behaviour
Anonymous25: for a second i thought anon 28 had found the actual bible verse and modified it to included nailed on the cross and other porn-based puns equivalent to the words and had the utmost respect. then i realised it wasnt and it wasnt and lost any semblance of interest.
Ket-Ralus: It's funny that the ones who are most offended by this are usually the ones who are most screwed up by their religion in the first place. They're in such a state of fear over their afterlife, that they need to defend their imaginary god from something as simple as rule 34, else risk seeming unfaithful and go to hell. Well guess what? Same thing Anon33 said: "No god. No hell". Anon21, shut up and fap (gaiden).
Htoonlover: wow, this site is getting brutal. regardless of the multiple and escalating features for this holiday alone. and i've been here awhile, good one ya i guess. though i'd much rather prefer some fappably totally hot features instead. i mean involving female toons, to those of you confused by my disregard of this as non-fappable which i'm sure most of you disagree
Anonymous32: YES! Seriously, people need to stop not questioning reilgion just because it has become social norm that it has to be respected. The bible is of no more significance than Grimms Fairytales (some of the stories even have the same morales). 100% behind Mr. Richard Dawkins on that one.
Anonymous34(33): this is awesome how people are all "OMG this is way offensive, take this crap down" ... meanwhile people are uploading drawings of kids being gang-raped and people being anally violated by tentacle monsters in the dozens...
Anonymous38: To all the silly haters out there, this is rule 34 people, what did ya expect? Why are you religious nuts even here to begin with? Just rub one out and be on your way already, you can ask forgiveness at your local church later.
Senator_Palpatine: I don't give a shit about christianity. But this is repulsive queer crap. Hope you rot in hell queer, or the muslims get you and string you up as you deserve
Senator_Palpatine: Anon47 - and you'll be the kind of queer hypocrite who'd whine and complain at anything that offends you homos eh ? The kind of double standard shit we've come to expect from filthy queers.
Anonymous42: I am quite surprised by the amount of christians here. I thought I was the olny one. But anyway, becoming a citizen of the Internetz made me grow a thick skin. So basically, although it IS sick, I take no offense in it. I take more offense at stuck up fuckwits who claim to know that there is no God. Srlysly, how dafuq do u know? And lack of evidence is an invalid argument, as it can be used by both sides.
Have fun with yer argumentz, boyo. I'll be in Church.
Anonymous43: @Anonymous: And here you are, Mr. Holier-than-Thou committing adultery with your eyes just like Jesus told you NOT to.
And btw, if you can say "how dafuq do you know there is no God?" I can just as easily say "How dafuq do you know there is one? AND why should it be YOUR version of god that should have any higher chance of existing than a billion others?" Dumbass Christians often make it seem its their god vs. atheism, but they often forget there are a million other religions out there.
Anonymous44(43): I can't believe how many HYPOCRITES I am reading in this place. All those "Christians" offended here are just stupid. GTFO. Porn is forbidden according to your oh-so-beloved Jesus whom you profess to love with all your heart but choose to ignore his ideals whenever you want.
Like that one part about committing adultery with your heart. If you say to yourself "I'm okay, I'm not sinning cuz I didn't actually do it." then you are no different from a Pharisee.
On the other hand it makes me smile at the entertainment stupid people bring.
Anonymous45(42): @Anonymous53: Here's the thing: I don't say my God is the right one or there is no God because I don't know. Nobody knows for sure. Claiming you do is ignorant and stupid. There's a reason it's called the Christian Faith and not the Christian cold hard facts. Go fap your life away and cry yourself to sleep. I know I suck as a Christian for being here, but at least I don't suck at life like you do. Ignorant Fuck.
Anonymous49(8): @samus_aran: You have no clue what you're talking about because not only did Titanium feature >>237861 twice, but we had a whole week of religion themed features like 10 months ago.
Anonymous50: @Anonymous: Actually, I don't claim to KNOW whether there is a god or not. I just have no reason to believe there is one. Yammering by ancient retards is not a reason.
In any case, easter sux. It's meaningless unless you believe in ancient zombies, you don't get an extra day off because it's always on sunday, and yet a lot of stuff is closed.
Anonymous52: I'm pretty disappointed that Paheal would feature this. It's not even funny or edgey, it's just sad that people would publicize garbage like this. You don't have to be a Christian to be offended in several ways by this image.
Anonymous54(8): @Anonymous: The only way you can not be Christian and still be offended, is if you for some reason think that people's nonsense beliefs are deserving of respect. If I told you I believe in The Flying Spaghetti Monster you'd roll your eyes, but since morons have been buying into the other religions for a couple thousand years, that somehow makes them legit and worthy of respect.
AnonV3: Fuck all of you, you're all wrong! Fucking atheists and Christ-fags, praying to the wrong god! You're all going to burn in hell for all eternity unless you turn your eyes to the One True religion!
Princess Celestia died for your sins, all hail our poni overlords!
samus_aran: @Anonymous: not offended at theleast because i am more against christianity because i'm a "satanist" not sacrificing people and living in an attci just not beleiving in the xian's lies and worship satan and the old gods instead makes me evil well whatever i don't care you can all rot in your graves because there is no heaven or hell situation we all go to limbo so there
Anonymous57(52): @Anonymous: That's probably because The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a parody that no one actually holds a legitimate belief in, whereas Christianity is legitimately believed by at least 2 billion people in the world.
Anonymous59(8): @Anonymous: But if I was sincere in my belief you would think I was an idiot. Somehow when a whole bunch of idiots get together and start believing in something, it becomes very sacred.
Anonymous63(8): When they fucked Jesus in the ass do you think it felt better than a regular ass with him being the son of god and all? Like maybe it was a little tighter or something.
DianaRossFan: Actually, I was hoping for a different Easter picture I submitted to be featured: >>741843 But now seeing the resulting comments I'm glad. :) *content*
Erox: lol, if God and Heaven and Hell and all that actually exist, then whoever made this has definitely earned a one-way ticket to the da hot place for a grand total of 999.999.999 years. Or the end of the Universe, whichever comes first.
Anonymous65(10): FREEDOM OF SPEECH, pussies. Don't like? Fuck off. Hey Christians and Catholics, go sit in the corner with the Muslims about being "persecuted" on the internet.
weenog: Oh grow up, Christians. You're still wrong, but I thought you were at least a little better than the Muslims. Guess I was giving you too much credit.
Anonymous68: This entire pic is worth it for all the hilarious comments you guys put down here, seriously.
I say Jezus died for teh lulz. And God said it was orgazmic... And remember Christians, God also let that picture happen, for a reason!
Anonymous69: I'm a Christian very deep-down, and I find my fellow believers' militant "offendedness" deeply un-christian. Yesterday's scribes and pharisees have become today's morally-panicked bigots, "same difference".
As for (re)acting as if transcendant Almighty God could possibly be harmed in any way, including emotionally, from the blasphemies of us humans? Fucking LOL! It's like a human worrying whether the mindless puny bacteria on our dead skin might be trash-talking their host body or making microscopic faces at us. Or copulating bareback while on us (which they do, about a million times per second)! SO WHAT?
One final word : Jesus was a merry laid-back fella, who started off professionally by bringing abundant top-grade wine to a merry wedding, and he loved to hang out with "socially disliked" people like tax collectors and hookers. [Just quoting the Canon there...] I bet from "up there" (precise orbit altitude unspecified) he finds this silly derisive feature to be charmingly irreverent.
I sure know *I* would.
Amen, fellow brethren and un-fellow other-religioners. ;-)
P.S.: And a friendly nod to my non-religioner neighbors, I fully respect your metaphysical choice of beliefs.
P.P.S.: Being only 90% hetero (like the majority of the population, it's scientifically established), I must add for the sake of honesty: "FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP!"
8-P~~~
combathandgunner: I'm seeing some historical inaccuracy's here. Why are all four Romans ranked as centurions, I don't remember their ever being so many centurions needed for ordinary Crucifixion duty. That bill landed squarely on the cohorts! Also, why is that one centurion circumcised? He go native or something? Also, where the hell are all their weapons, you know their gladii, pugiones, and pila. Their solders, they don't just decide to take off one day without their weapons. They weren't a bunch of P.C. pussy's back then like everyone is today!!!
Anonymous71(69): This is Anon82 double-posting: as I recall from Catechism every year @ Easter, "he was hung naked on a piece of wood". I'm instinctively positive that the loincloth censorship was added later by your prude gymnophobic ancestors, the same ones who relentedlessly vilified everything "typically Roman" in order to ostentatively set themselves apart from "the heathens".
Newsflash, guys : Romans thought nothing of public nudity even for themselves, and if anything, I'm pretty sure they would've executed Jewish convicts in the nude PRECISELY because those silly jews found nakedness utmostly embarrassing.
Remember that utmostly America tradition, the "perp walk"? Well, d'ya think you invented anything new? Hardey-har-har.
Confession time : I was born butt-nekkid in front of a bunch of older complete strangers, while my own Mom was in a very undignified position, and I didn't even blush that day. And guess what? They all said I was "too cute"! (^_^)
rush123: Does anyone else find it hilarious that people who believe in jesus are coming here to say "Jesus would not approve of this" or "This is just wrong. Why would people post something like this?" ON A FUCKING PORN SITE?!
Anonymous72: This site is one of the few places freedom of speech actually exists. Kind of odd when I have to go onto a porn site to find decent people. For all you butthurt people complaining about being 'offended', cry some more. I'm offended by the way you shove your 'morality' on everyone else. Are you going to remove yourselves just because I'm offended? At least you provide some entertainment.
Anonymous79(31): the fact its religiously offensive is not all thats wrong with this image its the fact its a torture and murder victim being raped by his murderers how could any human being not know this is wrong? whats next guro art of Judith Barsi being considered "ok" or "funny" and anyone that is offended by it being called a "moralfag"?
weenog: lol at Anon 93+94 thinking he's the authority on atheism and nihilism, and that no true atheist or nihilist would dare disagree with him.
If you have reasons to not give a shit, then DON'T GIVE A SHIT. But you do give a shit... you're raging because you think being a self-proclaimed atheist and nihilist makes you hard, and the iconoclasts having much stronger stomachs than you makes you see how soft you are. Now rage at me... no, actually, try to take the moral high ground while insulting me. That would be funnier.
Anonymous82: I just think it's hysterically retarded that Christians are getting butt hurt over an image on a porn site that they're visiting. It's like being offended because of tits in a titty bar.
Anonymous85(84): Honestly, if there is a hell, I wanna be there. Lesbians are against god, so I'm going to be chilling on the lesbian island, eating sinful food. See you guys there(;
Anonymous87(50): "Who whines more, the religious or the atheists?"
There's a huge difference in WHAT they whine about. The religious whine because atheists EXIST. Atheists complain about what the religious DO: jihads, uninvited evangelism, brainwashing kids, interference with science education, interference with birth control, interference with same-sex marriage, interference with the sex industry, trying to control other people's lives in general.
Not to mention that religion is in everyone's face non-stop. This pic makes you sick? Fucking Tim Tebow makes me sick with his posturing.
If the religious would keep it to themselves, no one would give a shit about religion one way or the other. It would still be comical, but there would be no reason to pay attention to it. And probably no one would care enough to make pics like this.
deathstriker: @Anonymous: Im preety sure a N.Korean leader laugh hysterically at this profound stupid comment if there was not the problem of ultra censorship in his shiny sexy secular utopia.
jubilation_t_cornpone: That's not a result of being an atheist, it's a result of being an asshole. He is not doing any of that in the name of atheism. He simply wants power. Iran is just as bad.
jubilation_t_cornpone: It makes a difference. If a dictator is an atheist, he can't claim that a "higher power" supports him and that it is his "right" to be in control. ("divine right of kings", anyone?) Brute force is his only option. Religious despots can get at least part of the population to meekly knuckle under because god/allah/zeus/santa-clause/FSM/IPU/scooby-doo "wants" it.
Anonymous89(50): @deathstriker: Apples and oranges. I was specifically talking about behavior that the RELIGIOUS find upsetting. Just them. You're talking about behavior that EVERYONE finds upsetting.
deathstriker: Of course not, he cant claim a higher power supports him but Brute Force is not his only option.
Just sustidute "Higher Power" with "Higher Purpose"
f.e. Freedom of Man, Proggres of Man, Equality of Man, Punishement of our enemies,weed out the parasites that stand in the way of our perfect society etc.
You cant disagree that these words, these trap-filled words have never been used by someone with power in the back seat of his mind?
jubilation_t_cornpone: What it all boils down to is that dictators spout bullshit. If it works, no need for violence. If people don't fall for it, send in the troops/police/gestapo/whatever. The particular bullshit spouted isn't relevant, nor is the professed religion (or lack thereof) of the dictator.
jubilation_t_cornpone: I mean, look at WW2, where the japanese emperor convinced people that HE was a fucking god. Or divine in some way, don't remember the particulars.
deathstriker: I agree. BTW if my memory serves the "Divene Emperor" status was last held by the protoGermanic tribes that where "civilized" in the Byzantine era.
Don't want to be mocked? Just stop being christian, it's easy. The bible itself says christians are to be ridiculed, so if you don't like it just quit it.
jubilation_t_cornpone: @deathstriker: from wikipedia: "The theory of divine right was abandoned in England during the Glorious Revolution of 1688–89. The American and French Revolutions of the late eighteenth century further weakened the theory's appeal, and by the early twentieth century, it had been virtually abandoned."
Sounds a little more recent than the Byzantine era. In any case, it's far easier for tyrants when the bullshit they are using to dominate is religion, since the people have already had centuries of conditioning. It's not quite as easy when you have to make up your bullshit from scratch.
Feathery_Duck: Aah. Finally found my login password! Anon82 here thanking Anon99... I think! ;-)
[I'm not too sure, was it actually a compliment?] (~_^)
Nao to everyone here who bothers to read the thread and think (as opposed to those who react, log off, and feel vegetatively satisfied with the Universe):
WARNING : LONG-WINDED BLAH-BLAH DEAD AHEAD, SKIPPER.
The thing is, even though this isn't THE mostest awesomest R34 in my eyes, it's great R34 stuff AND excellent freedom of speech. In fact, I have integrated the very high and deep philosophy of R34(!) into my personal self-built religion : nothing's off-limits to sum lulz. I should know, every time things go real bad in my life (you'd be surprised...), I laugh at the situation and @ myself. Some might differ, but I think it's helped me remain sane. Humor, and irreverence, are NOT a hate crime. The only sin is absence of Love, and overly strict/severe/serious ppl have very little of it to give.
"It has been my experience that people without flaws have very few qualities." -- (Abraham Lincoln)
Wanna know what MY butthurt pet peeve is? (Note: not preaching it to anyone else, feel free to mock me, it's your constitutional right.) It's sclerocranial [= thick-skulled] dogmatist self-nominated saints trying throughout my entire childhood to authoritatively brainwash me into their retarded "certainties" of bigotry, fundamentalism and some arbitrary reflex of absolute devoted worship. All "for my own good", so I may go to their abominably boring idea of a Heaven, like it or not. Their creed was "he who even vaguely considers hesitating, questioning or trying to understand is a horrible heretical heathen hastily headed for Hell, fire, brimstone, booga-booga!"
(Oh, you've met the type too? Geez, what a small world.)
Newsflash, people : this hypocritical attitude is the exact same belief of AlQaeda & Co, and most officially @ that. They are actually, for real, convinced that by converting the entire planet to islam (their own, "authentic" brand of it), by any means no matter how barbaric, they're actually just trying to lovingly save our lost miscreant souls.
http://www.meforum.org/2538/taqiyya-islam-rules-of-war
I myself am amazed that their embarrassing "holy cult" didn't drive me to become an atheist out of sheer spite, like many out there... But you know what? I decided to be bigger than that, and simply follow my heart. So I'm a laid-back believer in the philosophy of that Jesus of Nazareth old-time hippie guy. (The one who would stand up to a morally outraged lynch mob, defending a hooker, remember that episode?...) And I do not feel offended by this deliberately silly image. It's simply PROVOKATIVE, nothing more! I've seen what hate-oozing images look like (don't ask...), and this is definitely not it. It's just sum jolly trolling of Jesus, and Jesus would've approved the spirit. Or so sez my Faith in his living example of unfailing forgiveness. Which so many Christians have entirely forgotten about!!!
What I *DO* find offensive, and downright obscene, is all forms of rigid-minded fanaticism, be it religious, moral or political. People who aren't content with having their own beliefs (sure, please do), they want to FORCE them onto the rest of the world. "Do not say anything that displeases me, or I'll smite thee with mine Offensiveness Laws", what holy BULLSHIT!
Remember the old joke abour "99% of lawyers"?
Well, bigots are the people who give the 1% rest of us believers a bad name.
JMHO. Flame away, Marvelites.
As long as you just express your opinions -no matter how retarded- and don't demand tyrannical censorship laws in a most un-christian and un-civilized spirit, free speech applies to everybody.
In the words of my dear sweet Grandma, "It's people's right to be morons. We live in a Republic. The hapless dorks have the right to eat just like intelligent people."
In conclusion, here's a fun challenge: anyone want to troll my opinions in a clever and witty manner? Please, you'd really make my day. I haven't had a good laugh in... about 5 hours!
Peace, love, sex and amen to all goodwilled (wo)mankind.
Feathery_Duck: @Anonymous: Oh, hey, I remember that one too! Bcs I (for one) have read the Book which I supposed to believe in, and have thought it over.
Good one there, Agent106.
And I'll take it personally, bcs it IS good trolling of christians. Just like I was asking. :-)
Please tell me; why the fuck are you on a porn website? I thought Christians were told to stay away from this shit! Also, it's just a fucking joke, people look at this for laughs no so they can jack off while looking at Jesus getting intersexusally raped.
Anonymous100: >Tired of huge religious presence.
>Atheist Blames vast majority of believers for Actions of few.
>Points out their stupid ways of pushing their beliefs into everything and their methods.
>Meanwhile, using the exact same method in order to insult mere mention of religion.
>Claims its a counter.
>Yet constantly insults anyone open to a belief system, especially those who arent doing anything.
>Point BS out on Atheist and Christians.
>Atheist claim they're trolling, yet waste time explaining their view points and thinking the bible says the earth is 6000 years old when it doesnt say that. Relies on inaccurate info.
>Christians post readings from the Bible which are subjective and not helpful at all so arent worth reading.
>Fails to realize that why Christianity maybe false, Jesus is more considered to be real or historically existent just not magical. Counters this up with a supposed religions course they took at school.
>Atheist feel like Super Dupers because they too a half ass 'tip of the iceburg' religions course but failed to realize Religion and Philosophy degrees are useless in IRL.
^Sounds like Atheism to me. Praise the lawd for Agnostics. IK IK TL:DR <--- U guise r such good trolls, lololololololololol
Anonymous101(100): A priest once said while examining the bible that it implied the earth was 6000 years old. LOL, dont believe Christians on anything unless its bad about their own religion.
Anonymous102(100): Oh wait, more lol.
Barely any Christians crying, most are saying they're Christian and liked the picture.
Atheist reply in the motherloads, calming they smell butthurt while mocking things, yet claim to have a higher ground. Overexerted beliefs versus inconclusive beliefs. Fucking hilarious.
Christians are like the USA.
Atheist are like the Taliban of the Internet.
And because Christians are merely there, they keep crashing with them (WTC), begging for attention, BEGGING! Encyclopedia Dramatica sums up both sides pretty well. XD
Anonymous103: @Anonymous:
For me personally it is mostly the fact that it is a holy figure that is being depicted in the pornographic works. I don't think there is anything morally wrong with porn at all, but it is blasphemy to depict the lord in pornography. Of course I don't expect a non-christian to see Jesus as anything more than another holiday figure like santa and I don't expect them all to treat him with respect. They are allowed to do what they feel is right, since they aren't actually hurting anyone, and whatever happens after they die will happen.
What bothers me about porn of Jesus and other religious figures, are the scathing and unnecessary comments after the image is posted.
Of course this is all just me and my personal opinions
Anonymous105: haha the comments on this are more fun then the picture.
One question to all the good church going catholics that take this picture as a personal insult.
Why would you go to a website thats completely based on the notion "If it exists, theres porn of it" and then complain about their being porn about Jesus who you guys say existed.
"Lets go look up tentacle rape and shit nipples. Oh no Jesus?! That just crosses the line"
Anonymous106: Even if im an atheist - Its wrong to make fun or things like THAT of or about a religion! THIS IS JUST WRONG AND SICK!
Buuuuut thats how you get allot of attention -_-"
Im just happy this is about christians and doesnt offend moslems.... Cause if - no i think i should shut up now oÔ
Longus-Schwanzus: i tried to avoid this image & as soon as i look in the comments I see someone saying im a part of this... that hurt me... just like they hurt jebus
Krawczyk: Actions of the few LOL
In case you haven't noticed there are MILLIONS of people trying to rip down the freedoms of millions of others. That is hardly a minority in any form but the blase dictionary definition of 49% vs 51%
It is high time for a violent revolution. Hitler targeted symptoms but was too afraid to annihilate the root of the evil. This shall be rectified after the next few elections.
Dar-PowerForce: ^LoL,so you're positive that 1 billion or more Christians are trying to take rights away? Has this been seen across the world or are you merely generalizing the redneck backwoods American Christians who voted no on Gay Marriage to everyone?
Also, this is fucking hilarious.
"We're just trolling the Christians!"
~~Meanwhile, One Jesusfag (who is obviously a troll) says something=Millions of Atheist bawwing about religion which they dont understand or bother to research either. ~~
Im sure by Internet Standards that means Atheist are getting trolled big time. But whatever, its already embarrassing enough to be an Atheist trying to have a debate when another keeps screaming for no fucking reason.
jubilation_t_cornpone: "Atheist Blames vast majority of believers for Actions of few."
They are enablers, when they don't speak out against the few. Some do. Most don't, thereby seeming to legitimize the more visible few as valid representatives of the faith.
jubilation_t_cornpone: More importantly, the "vast majority" should VOTE against the few. If they are truly the majority, how do these fucking laws get passed?
Anonymous110(109): Rule34, fuckers. If it exists, or in this case doesn't exist, there is porn of it. NO EXCEPTIONS. Them's the goddamn rules. Deal with it!
Dar-PowerForce: "Why are you trying to have a debate on a porn site? "
I'm talking to you, though im not sure what the debate was. I merely stated something like everyone else did and left. LOL.
"And you do realize nobody brought up atheism until you came along, right?"
Im convinced you literally skipped half way down, in order to say such a stupid statement. You dont have to say Atheism to figure out someone is Atheist when the insult all religions. Religion is stupid, but i dont go around with a neon sign about it.
"Christfags here (and you) are hurt in the butt. "
There is barely any here and most of them said they liked the picture, lol. Good day sir!
Krawczyk: ^needs to have Lyra and Bon-Bon for extra trollacious power.
"YOU GOT PONIES IN MY SACRILIGIOUS TROLL PORN!?!?! FUUUUUUUUUUCK"
Ha-HAH, the trolling is doubled!
Krawczyk: also what Jubes said. America loves to use its 'silent majority' of christian mules to back all sorts of stupid shit. The problem is the politicians know their bases, and know what base knows little about what matter, and so they push only those ones to vote when the time comes. They push the hayseeds to vote on civil rights, they push the elderly to vote on tech-related crap, they push the extreme ends, young and old, to vote on continuing marijuana bans, and ignore the hayseeds who would enjoy the extra money from raising it and the boomers who were probably pseudo-hippies at one point in the 60s before they got kicked out and told to get a jerb. And they're all so dumb they can't see how they get played against each other to remove their own rights and CHARGE THEMSELVES for the 'privilege'
Anonymous119(118): Atheist complain, about Christians, yet barely any are found. An atheist literally had to white knight for christians and he's accused of being butthurt, fucking humans man XD
jubilation_t_cornpone: People complain about pics all the time, but most know that demands to remove are usually ignored unless a rule is broken. For some reason, they think this one should be different.
Dar-PowerForce: But the thing is, there are like two people who requested it to be remove. Okay maybe a little more than that (and whats not to say they're just trolls?). But there are a million others exaggerating the numbers while illogically bashing people. Im pretty sure by definition, if a tiny thing like a couple of anons who are probably trolling request the picture to be removed and then a majority users whine, then the majority users would be the butthurt ones here, and the super trolled ones as well.
Dar-PowerForce: I understand the picture offends Christians. But i highly doubt serious Christians who are intolerant and bigoted and easily offended about their faith would even bother with Rule34.
Dar-PowerForce: Okay im sorry, i guess that obviously not suppose to be taken serious estimation of 'a million' wasnt specific enough, lets scroll our eyes down a bit and read what else i wrote.
"Majority users..." Hmm, is that an exaggeration too?
You do realize that this suppose offend group of Christian you called out is like fucking four users, and thats being lenient.
Anonymous125: How do they know that Jesus wasn't gay? Or bi? Or pan? How do they know what kinks he enjoyed?
This picture may be fucked up, but at least it gets you to wonder what he was like a little more and what he'd like to do if consent mattered and he wasn't being nailed to a cross.
Krawczyk: Also you don't have access to the mail, Dar. A bitchtitload of chrissauns, unlike furries and republicunts, choose to mail and bitch and claim they will sic the PaedoBear on us instead.
I'd quite like to know what exactly the charges would be.
Anonymous128: haha fucking loser christians and catholics.. the same. All screwed up inside hiding behind their "innocent bunny look" and that gay religion no one needs in this modern society.
Anonymous130: @number1lesbian: How ironic for such a statement from a "Number one Lesbian", wonder how the christian Church would like that a homosexual stands up for their believes... Btw, most Christians hate homosexuality to the bone. OH the Irony!
CreamyThang_: I've always wondered if Jesus was actually Gay, but knew better than to ask the religious people in my life. I bruise like fruit and they'll toss a Bible at you without a second thought. O_o
It WOULD be awesome if ol' Jesu was gay. That....that would shake up errythang.
Anonymous136: Rule 34. If it exists, there's porn of it. NO exceptions.
So you fuckmuffins acting all offensive about this feature, what the hell are you even doing on this site in the first place, you damn hypocrites.
Anonymous137(136): @Feathery_Duck: But seriously, the comments are often much more entertaining than the pics themselves. I've exploded with laughter on more than one occasion after reading a hilarious comment to a mediocre picture. The site wouldn't be nearly as great without the possibility to comment on the pics.
Anonymous138(136): Christian: "Oooh great, a rule 34 site, just what i've been looking for"
*reads site rules: "...NO exceptions"*
Christian: Yeah yeah, ok fine, now show me the pictures!"
*finds tons of extreme hardcore porn pics*
Christian: fap fap fap fap fap fap
Christian: more fapping
Christian: fapping himself senseless
*paheal features image with Jesus in it*
Christian starts to rage: "Blasphemyyyy, you'll all burn in hell for this, remove immediately!!!1"
I mean, what kind of a fucking hypocrite do you have to be to act like that. You know the rule (no exceptions), you agreed to it, but then you cry about it as soon as it involves your religion? If there is a hell, YOU're the ones deserving a place in it.
jubilation_t_cornpone: @CreamyThang_: I know what you mean. When I was a kid, the only thing that got me through Vacation Bible School (two whole fucking weeks ripped out of my summer vacation) was the cookies.
Anonymous153: I find it incredibly funny that the religious people is having a huge problem with their lord taking one for the team up the arse but is all ok with all the other weird shit on this site. Hypocrisy, thy name is religion.
Anonymous154: Religion is for idiots, and all these sad fucks above me are the victims. You pitiful people. If you're so religious, then why the fuck are you on Rule 34 anyway? It's got lolis, rape, guro, and other shit and you're concerned sbout this? How about not being on this site at all if you're so much "holier" than everyone else.
Anonymous158: I LOVE THIS SITE FOR THE COMMENTS ITS LIKE HALO MULTI-PLAYER FIREFIGHT WITH ROCKETS, GRENADES, AND SNIPER RIFLES TO THE NUTS. GOTTA LOVE THIS SITE.
Anonymous160(158): ANON 168 YET AGAIN, VALID POINTS WERE FOUND MADE, CREAMYTHANG MADE ME LAUGH ABOUT BIBLE-BRUISING, BEEN THERE, NOT COOL ASSHOLES, EIGHT YEAR-OLDS HAVE SUSPICIONS LIKE ADULTS.
NOW THAT I'M FINISHED READING I FIND MYSELF FEELING LIKE A MAN ON A MOUNTAINTOP OVERLOOKING A VALLEY BELOW, AND IT'S FILLED WITH ENDLESS FIGHTING, AND UNENDING BLOODSHED.
PERHAPS IT WOULD BE BEST IF WE DECIMATED THE POPULATION RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS STRIFE IN THE FIRST PLACE. BUT AS A BUDDHIST, I FIND CONTRADICTION WITH MY UNDERSTANDING OF PEACE AND SOCIO-DYNAMICS IN REGARDS TO HUMAN AFFAIRS AND MY DETACHMENT FROM IT.
WOULD TAKING SUCH ACTION BE CONSIDERED A BIT KARMIC CORRUPT OR SIMPLY A MEANS TO PROGRESSIVELY BENEFICIAL END.
MAYBE HUMANS WILL ALWAYS HATE THINGS AND EACH OTHER, AND THE OTHER BEINGS OF THIS UNIVERSE WE WILL EVENTUALLY ENCOUNTER. I SUPPOSE MY POINT IS THIS.
HUMANS ARE VIRUSES AND CURES. WE KILL AND WE HEAL, YET WE WILL ALWAYS OVERCOME OUR BARRIERS THAT BIND US TO THE 3RD PLANE AND POINTLESS HATRED AND DESPAIR.
IN CLOSING, LIVE FREE TO CHOSE LIFE NOT WASTE TIME DEBATING FOOLS WHO HAVE STAYED THEIR FEET BEFORE THE PATH OF PROGRESS AND ENLIGHTENMENT, NOT OF A RELIGIOUS NATURE BUT OF THE UNIVERSAL, THE PATH OF LIFE ITSELF AND THE MATURITY THAT COMES WITH IT.
NOW IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME I AM GOING TO HAVE CUP OF WARM SAKE AND PEACEFUL DREAMS. GOOD MORNING AND GOODNIGHT.
LuvDaArt: wow, this one actually has the most comments I've ever seen! I will say this much, though...THIS IS BLASPHEMY! and then lmfao, j/k and go and laugh at this image some more!
Anonymous162: I think the guy who drew this is obviously gay xD roflol Hey we don't know if Jesus was even raped by the bastardus romans, we hear that he was "humillated" in several ways, but I always thought that probably even raped by the bastards... I think that if God exists, God created everyshit in this fucking and damned universe, everything, even the bad shits like that... because even the Bible says: "For from him and through him and for him are all things." ROMANS 11-33:36 ... So even your ass xD but anyway, all religions are Myths, we will never know the truth until we are dead and it's the only truth about it.
Anonymous163(162): by the way, is just a fucking drawing, if you christians zealots want justice you should draw the author of this picture in the same way, otherwise I think that hitting, torturing or even killing him would be worse than what he did to your religion.
Anonymous165: The hell are you man doing all of you say you a christians and i and you are going to hell and for all the chrisians and not chrisians you going you hell too but your not going to hell becez you christians no if christians or not christians all of you allso me are going to hell too
PickleurPothole: You know, as much as I hate gay shit; this pic is probably MORE HISTORICALLY ACCURATE than any of the obnoxious-degenerate-self-righteous Christians here will admit.
Anonymous171: Butthurt christians thinking they can go to 'Hell' after seeing this image... So pathetic. The only hell you will go is the christian one with fire and shit.
Anonymous172: he don't look like him --roman guards were horny gay dogs to want that bloody mess --the artist must hate his life --BTW Hitler and Judas are in heaven-so you all still have a chance.
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Actually I don't remember the priest telling me much other then "it'll be okay" and "drink this."
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Also, I thought he was just nailed TO a cross, not nailed ON a cross.
when people say 'fuck the jews' youre not meant to take it literally
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What a man!
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I AM CATHOLIC AND THIS PISSES ME OFF!
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU EVEN THINK... THINK ABOUT DOING THIS!?!
This makes me very mad. VERY MAD!
Seriously you fucking hypocrites this is a fucking porn site, don't try and act like you are morally superior.
>Comments on how wrong this is
>Masturbating furiously on porn site
>Won't accept they're going to hell also
> Why the fuck am I doing > let's change that
-I am Christian and gladly masturbate furiously on this site.
Alrighty then
For starters, they're not even fucking Jesus. They're fucking a crappy European self insert character made up in the early middle ages that doesn't even look like a real Jewish Israelite of that time period. It's an image which is <i>clearly</i> graven according to the second commandment and for anyone who at least gives a crap about historical accuracy.
Even if it was an accurate depiction of the real Jesus, I still wouldn't have a problem with it, because I'm an American, and I actually know why the First Amendment was created.
Discusting pieces of shit
There was a whore
Her name was mary and she spread
Her legs for everyone
One day the wanker josef came
And fucked her hard
She gave birth to a monstrosity
And called it "son of god"
jesus is fucking fag
He loves you because he is gay
As well he has it off with midgets
He likes it hard in any way
jesus says "i love you all"
To penetrate your back entrace
He just wants to lick your balls
So he fools every age and race
When he aged he hatched a plan
To satisfy his lust
He knew if he wanted assholes
He needed peoples trust
So he spread the lie that he was
The true saviour
Now jesus fucks the world and
churchmen say it's good behaviour
There is no Hell.
Cry more Jesus fags.
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there were 100% blasphemer, the Jews themselves !!!
Jewish pigs
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Why did you click it in the firt place? Even from the thumbnail I could tell what it was. You didn't HAVE to enlarge it.
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Have fun with yer argumentz, boyo. I'll be in Church.
And btw, if you can say "how dafuq do you know there is no God?" I can just as easily say "How dafuq do you know there is one? AND why should it be YOUR version of god that should have any higher chance of existing than a billion others?" Dumbass Christians often make it seem its their god vs. atheism, but they often forget there are a million other religions out there.
Like that one part about committing adultery with your heart. If you say to yourself "I'm okay, I'm not sinning cuz I didn't actually do it." then you are no different from a Pharisee.
On the other hand it makes me smile at the entertainment stupid people bring.
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Seriously, Jesus was probably black so whatever, this shit is hilarious.
That means that God is real! Repent, ye sinners!
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In any case, easter sux. It's meaningless unless you believe in ancient zombies, you don't get an extra day off because it's always on sunday, and yet a lot of stuff is closed.
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I don't see how this is or will be punish me.
It's more painful to see people like you actually.
Princess Celestia died for your sins, all hail our poni overlords!
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Also, if there is a Christian hell, I'm so down for going. That's where all the cool people will be.
LONG LIVE ROME!
AVE CAESAR!!! HARD-ON! CENTURION!!! RAPE!!! FOR ROOOOMMEEE!!!!!!
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But now seeing the resulting comments I'm glad. :) *content*
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You know pastafarianism? ;D
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I say Jezus died for teh lulz. And God said it was orgazmic... And remember Christians, God also let that picture happen, for a reason!
(Here's a hint: it was for teh lulz!)
As for (re)acting as if transcendant Almighty God could possibly be harmed in any way, including emotionally, from the blasphemies of us humans? Fucking LOL! It's like a human worrying whether the mindless puny bacteria on our dead skin might be trash-talking their host body or making microscopic faces at us. Or copulating bareback while on us (which they do, about a million times per second)! SO WHAT?
One final word : Jesus was a merry laid-back fella, who started off professionally by bringing abundant top-grade wine to a merry wedding, and he loved to hang out with "socially disliked" people like tax collectors and hookers. [Just quoting the Canon there...] I bet from "up there" (precise orbit altitude unspecified) he finds this silly derisive feature to be charmingly irreverent.
I sure know *I* would.
Amen, fellow brethren and un-fellow other-religioners. ;-)
P.S.: And a friendly nod to my non-religioner neighbors, I fully respect your metaphysical choice of beliefs.
P.P.S.: Being only 90% hetero (like the majority of the population, it's scientifically established), I must add for the sake of honesty: "FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP!"
8-P~~~
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Newsflash, guys : Romans thought nothing of public nudity even for themselves, and if anything, I'm pretty sure they would've executed Jewish convicts in the nude PRECISELY because those silly jews found nakedness utmostly embarrassing.
Remember that utmostly America tradition, the "perp walk"? Well, d'ya think you invented anything new? Hardey-har-har.
Confession time : I was born butt-nekkid in front of a bunch of older complete strangers, while my own Mom was in a very undignified position, and I didn't even blush that day. And guess what? They all said I was "too cute"! (^_^)
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Wut.
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I WAS WRONG!!!!! D:
If you have reasons to not give a shit, then DON'T GIVE A SHIT. But you do give a shit... you're raging because you think being a self-proclaimed atheist and nihilist makes you hard, and the iconoclasts having much stronger stomachs than you makes you see how soft you are. Now rage at me... no, actually, try to take the moral high ground while insulting me. That would be funnier.
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When will you learn that progress will only be achieved once you are all ended :D
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There's a huge difference in WHAT they whine about. The religious whine because atheists EXIST. Atheists complain about what the religious DO: jihads, uninvited evangelism, brainwashing kids, interference with science education, interference with birth control, interference with same-sex marriage, interference with the sex industry, trying to control other people's lives in general.
Not to mention that religion is in everyone's face non-stop. This pic makes you sick? Fucking Tim Tebow makes me sick with his posturing.
If the religious would keep it to themselves, no one would give a shit about religion one way or the other. It would still be comical, but there would be no reason to pay attention to it. And probably no one would care enough to make pics like this.
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Just sustidute "Higher Power" with "Higher Purpose"
f.e. Freedom of Man, Proggres of Man, Equality of Man, Punishement of our enemies,weed out the parasites that stand in the way of our perfect society etc.
You cant disagree that these words, these trap-filled words have never been used by someone with power in the back seat of his mind?
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Don't want to be mocked? Just stop being christian, it's easy. The bible itself says christians are to be ridiculed, so if you don't like it just quit it.
Anyway christianity is just LARP taken too far.
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What next, are they going to blow themselves up or protest over it like the Muslims did?
I mean, as batshit retarded as Christians are, they're not seriously complaining about offensive stuff on a porn site, right?
Also, the early comments are comedic gold.
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also nice name Krakkers.
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Sounds a little more recent than the Byzantine era. In any case, it's far easier for tyrants when the bullshit they are using to dominate is religion, since the people have already had centuries of conditioning. It's not quite as easy when you have to make up your bullshit from scratch.
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[I'm not too sure, was it actually a compliment?] (~_^)
Nao to everyone here who bothers to read the thread and think (as opposed to those who react, log off, and feel vegetatively satisfied with the Universe):
WARNING : LONG-WINDED BLAH-BLAH DEAD AHEAD, SKIPPER.
The thing is, even though this isn't THE mostest awesomest R34 in my eyes, it's great R34 stuff AND excellent freedom of speech. In fact, I have integrated the very high and deep philosophy of R34(!) into my personal self-built religion : nothing's off-limits to sum lulz. I should know, every time things go real bad in my life (you'd be surprised...), I laugh at the situation and @ myself. Some might differ, but I think it's helped me remain sane. Humor, and irreverence, are NOT a hate crime. The only sin is absence of Love, and overly strict/severe/serious ppl have very little of it to give.
"It has been my experience that people without flaws have very few qualities." -- (Abraham Lincoln)
Wanna know what MY butthurt pet peeve is? (Note: not preaching it to anyone else, feel free to mock me, it's your constitutional right.) It's sclerocranial [= thick-skulled] dogmatist self-nominated saints trying throughout my entire childhood to authoritatively brainwash me into their retarded "certainties" of bigotry, fundamentalism and some arbitrary reflex of absolute devoted worship. All "for my own good", so I may go to their abominably boring idea of a Heaven, like it or not. Their creed was "he who even vaguely considers hesitating, questioning or trying to understand is a horrible heretical heathen hastily headed for Hell, fire, brimstone, booga-booga!"
(Oh, you've met the type too? Geez, what a small world.)
Newsflash, people : this hypocritical attitude is the exact same belief of AlQaeda & Co, and most officially @ that. They are actually, for real, convinced that by converting the entire planet to islam (their own, "authentic" brand of it), by any means no matter how barbaric, they're actually just trying to lovingly save our lost miscreant souls.
http://www.meforum.org/2538/taqiyya-islam-rules-of-war
I myself am amazed that their embarrassing "holy cult" didn't drive me to become an atheist out of sheer spite, like many out there... But you know what? I decided to be bigger than that, and simply follow my heart. So I'm a laid-back believer in the philosophy of that Jesus of Nazareth old-time hippie guy. (The one who would stand up to a morally outraged lynch mob, defending a hooker, remember that episode?...) And I do not feel offended by this deliberately silly image. It's simply PROVOKATIVE, nothing more! I've seen what hate-oozing images look like (don't ask...), and this is definitely not it. It's just sum jolly trolling of Jesus, and Jesus would've approved the spirit. Or so sez my Faith in his living example of unfailing forgiveness. Which so many Christians have entirely forgotten about!!!
What I *DO* find offensive, and downright obscene, is all forms of rigid-minded fanaticism, be it religious, moral or political. People who aren't content with having their own beliefs (sure, please do), they want to FORCE them onto the rest of the world. "Do not say anything that displeases me, or I'll smite thee with mine Offensiveness Laws", what holy BULLSHIT!
Remember the old joke abour "99% of lawyers"?
Well, bigots are the people who give the 1% rest of us believers a bad name.
JMHO. Flame away, Marvelites.
As long as you just express your opinions -no matter how retarded- and don't demand tyrannical censorship laws in a most un-christian and un-civilized spirit, free speech applies to everybody.
In the words of my dear sweet Grandma, "It's people's right to be morons. We live in a Republic. The hapless dorks have the right to eat just like intelligent people."
In conclusion, here's a fun challenge: anyone want to troll my opinions in a clever and witty manner? Please, you'd really make my day. I haven't had a good laugh in... about 5 hours!
Peace, love, sex and amen to all goodwilled (wo)mankind.
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Good one there, Agent106.
And I'll take it personally, bcs it IS good trolling of christians. Just like I was asking. :-)
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Please tell me; why the fuck are you on a porn website? I thought Christians were told to stay away from this shit! Also, it's just a fucking joke, people look at this for laughs no so they can jack off while looking at Jesus getting intersexusally raped.
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Worm
Cool, Ehh...
>Atheist Blames vast majority of believers for Actions of few.
>Points out their stupid ways of pushing their beliefs into everything and their methods.
>Meanwhile, using the exact same method in order to insult mere mention of religion.
>Claims its a counter.
>Yet constantly insults anyone open to a belief system, especially those who arent doing anything.
>Point BS out on Atheist and Christians.
>Atheist claim they're trolling, yet waste time explaining their view points and thinking the bible says the earth is 6000 years old when it doesnt say that. Relies on inaccurate info.
>Christians post readings from the Bible which are subjective and not helpful at all so arent worth reading.
>Fails to realize that why Christianity maybe false, Jesus is more considered to be real or historically existent just not magical. Counters this up with a supposed religions course they took at school.
>Atheist feel like Super Dupers because they too a half ass 'tip of the iceburg' religions course but failed to realize Religion and Philosophy degrees are useless in IRL.
^Sounds like Atheism to me. Praise the lawd for Agnostics. IK IK TL:DR <--- U guise r such good trolls, lololololololololol
Barely any Christians crying, most are saying they're Christian and liked the picture.
Atheist reply in the motherloads, calming they smell butthurt while mocking things, yet claim to have a higher ground. Overexerted beliefs versus inconclusive beliefs. Fucking hilarious.
Christians are like the USA.
Atheist are like the Taliban of the Internet.
And because Christians are merely there, they keep crashing with them (WTC), begging for attention, BEGGING! Encyclopedia Dramatica sums up both sides pretty well. XD
For me personally it is mostly the fact that it is a holy figure that is being depicted in the pornographic works. I don't think there is anything morally wrong with porn at all, but it is blasphemy to depict the lord in pornography. Of course I don't expect a non-christian to see Jesus as anything more than another holiday figure like santa and I don't expect them all to treat him with respect. They are allowed to do what they feel is right, since they aren't actually hurting anyone, and whatever happens after they die will happen.
What bothers me about porn of Jesus and other religious figures, are the scathing and unnecessary comments after the image is posted.
Of course this is all just me and my personal opinions
One question to all the good church going catholics that take this picture as a personal insult.
Why would you go to a website thats completely based on the notion "If it exists, theres porn of it" and then complain about their being porn about Jesus who you guys say existed.
"Lets go look up tentacle rape and shit nipples. Oh no Jesus?! That just crosses the line"
Buuuuut thats how you get allot of attention -_-"
Im just happy this is about christians and doesnt offend moslems.... Cause if - no i think i should shut up now oÔ
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In case you haven't noticed there are MILLIONS of people trying to rip down the freedoms of millions of others. That is hardly a minority in any form but the blase dictionary definition of 49% vs 51%
It is high time for a violent revolution. Hitler targeted symptoms but was too afraid to annihilate the root of the evil. This shall be rectified after the next few elections.
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Also, this is fucking hilarious.
"We're just trolling the Christians!"
~~Meanwhile, One Jesusfag (who is obviously a troll) says something=Millions of Atheist bawwing about religion which they dont understand or bother to research either. ~~
Im sure by Internet Standards that means Atheist are getting trolled big time. But whatever, its already embarrassing enough to be an Atheist trying to have a debate when another keeps screaming for no fucking reason.
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They are enablers, when they don't speak out against the few. Some do. Most don't, thereby seeming to legitimize the more visible few as valid representatives of the faith.
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Good job.
@christians: (nelson impression) ha-ha!
Why are you trying to have a debate on a porn site? And you do realize nobody brought up atheism until you came along, right?
You don't need to be Christian to realize all the Christfags here (and you) are hurt in the butt.
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I'm talking to you, though im not sure what the debate was. I merely stated something like everyone else did and left. LOL.
"And you do realize nobody brought up atheism until you came along, right?"
Im convinced you literally skipped half way down, in order to say such a stupid statement. You dont have to say Atheism to figure out someone is Atheist when the insult all religions. Religion is stupid, but i dont go around with a neon sign about it.
"Christfags here (and you) are hurt in the butt. "
There is barely any here and most of them said they liked the picture, lol. Good day sir!
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"YOU GOT PONIES IN MY SACRILIGIOUS TROLL PORN!?!?! FUUUUUUUUUUCK"
Ha-HAH, the trolling is doubled!
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lol, you talk about people exaggerating numbers even as you do it yourself?
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"Majority users..." Hmm, is that an exaggeration too?
You do realize that this suppose offend group of Christian you called out is like fucking four users, and thats being lenient.
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This picture may be fucked up, but at least it gets you to wonder what he was like a little more and what he'd like to do if consent mattered and he wasn't being nailed to a cross.
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I'd quite like to know what exactly the charges would be.
Hugs for all!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WikYiI8Hels&list=UUukCyHaD-bK3in_pKpfH9Eg
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It WOULD be awesome if ol' Jesu was gay. That....that would shake up errythang.
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BTW, someone had to say it, and with all thatś been said I can't believe I'm the first :
''ALLAH AKBAR!''
So you fuckmuffins acting all offensive about this feature, what the hell are you even doing on this site in the first place, you damn hypocrites.
*reads site rules: "...NO exceptions"*
Christian: Yeah yeah, ok fine, now show me the pictures!"
*finds tons of extreme hardcore porn pics*
Christian: fap fap fap fap fap fap
Christian: more fapping
Christian: fapping himself senseless
*paheal features image with Jesus in it*
Christian starts to rage: "Blasphemyyyy, you'll all burn in hell for this, remove immediately!!!1"
I mean, what kind of a fucking hypocrite do you have to be to act like that. You know the rule (no exceptions), you agreed to it, but then you cry about it as soon as it involves your religion? If there is a hell, YOU're the ones deserving a place in it.
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By coming here, you accept the premise of the site. Then you lose your right to complain about whatever is here.
Cry more.
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The only thing missing is a jealous John the Apostle looking on.
idont WANNA SEE IT
idont WANNA SEE IT
idont WANNA SEE IT
omg im going burn in hell
NOW THAT I'M FINISHED READING I FIND MYSELF FEELING LIKE A MAN ON A MOUNTAINTOP OVERLOOKING A VALLEY BELOW, AND IT'S FILLED WITH ENDLESS FIGHTING, AND UNENDING BLOODSHED.
PERHAPS IT WOULD BE BEST IF WE DECIMATED THE POPULATION RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS STRIFE IN THE FIRST PLACE. BUT AS A BUDDHIST, I FIND CONTRADICTION WITH MY UNDERSTANDING OF PEACE AND SOCIO-DYNAMICS IN REGARDS TO HUMAN AFFAIRS AND MY DETACHMENT FROM IT.
WOULD TAKING SUCH ACTION BE CONSIDERED A BIT KARMIC CORRUPT OR SIMPLY A MEANS TO PROGRESSIVELY BENEFICIAL END.
MAYBE HUMANS WILL ALWAYS HATE THINGS AND EACH OTHER, AND THE OTHER BEINGS OF THIS UNIVERSE WE WILL EVENTUALLY ENCOUNTER. I SUPPOSE MY POINT IS THIS.
HUMANS ARE VIRUSES AND CURES. WE KILL AND WE HEAL, YET WE WILL ALWAYS OVERCOME OUR BARRIERS THAT BIND US TO THE 3RD PLANE AND POINTLESS HATRED AND DESPAIR.
IN CLOSING, LIVE FREE TO CHOSE LIFE NOT WASTE TIME DEBATING FOOLS WHO HAVE STAYED THEIR FEET BEFORE THE PATH OF PROGRESS AND ENLIGHTENMENT, NOT OF A RELIGIOUS NATURE BUT OF THE UNIVERSAL, THE PATH OF LIFE ITSELF AND THE MATURITY THAT COMES WITH IT.
NOW IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME I AM GOING TO HAVE CUP OF WARM SAKE AND PEACEFUL DREAMS. GOOD MORNING AND GOODNIGHT.
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