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TagsChell, Polly, Portal, Wheatley, featured_image
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appealus: Curiously adorable.
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Anonymous1: now thats "wheatly labratories"
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Kfir40Rule: Whealty looks like Atlas' head
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Anonymous2: Really? I didn't notice...
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Anonymous3: Mmm, all Wheatley's little cracks 'n scuffs, sexy!
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Giblet: I love this picture a lot okay
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Anonymous4: You lucky
robot you
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Franky_Whiskey: 700th FEATURE TIEM!

Enjoy this awesome picture.
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Anonymous5: 700 is the lucky number
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Roflcakes: Nice choice Franky.
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Franky_Whiskey: @Roflcakes:Let's see what the user base will complain of now!
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champofgalacticretards: @Franky_Whiskey: Perfect choice for Feature. you are praticial Titanium.
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Roflcakes: @Franky_Whiskey: Probably that it's not vile and reprehensible enough.
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Anonymous6: gay and stupid feature, its too orange
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niegoL: Even women can have sexual frustration
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Franky_Whiskey: Lawl, Gomenasai
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Anonymous7: im megaman
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ZombieFX: GLAD OS IS GLAD!
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Anonymous8: Nice.
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Anonymous9: GNARLY
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Anonymous10: franky's gay show us your butt
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PonyLove: Who are they and where are them from?
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champofgalacticretards: @Anon10: Naw, Franky_Whiskey is a perfect candiate for an admin.
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Anonymous11: For some reason Wheatleys head reminds me of Atlas, HAL9000, and Goatse mixed.
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Anonymous12: @PonyLove: Wheatly is the robot and Chell is the woman. They are from the game Portal.
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Ridges: I'm most interested in seeing more from this wonderful artist.
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Anonymous13: Portal O.K..., my first impression was Wall-E
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Anonymous14: I'M GAY
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Anonymous15: What
What
Whattttttt
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Smudge_Proof: Have you noticed Wheatley only gone murderbonkers after GlaDOS smashed him so bad he started visibly glitching?
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Anonymous16: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9V1lRbNFSU watch!
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TheBigMansini: Oh fuckbeans... Best feature in a longcat time. >83

Moreover... That is one seriously hot Chell. squishy sideboob ftw :3
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Vicarious_Reality: ok
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Anonymous17: a feature that didn't kill my boner.

Verry nice.
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Anonymous18: Ffagtron is faggy for whiskey (okay, who the fuck is this guy?)
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Anonymous19: I literally just started my first playthrough of Portal 2 last week thank you r34
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Anonymous20: meh. where's the gross, funny, or just WTF? son, i am disappoint.
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Anonymous21: finally somthing thats not a brony or gay or even furry pic -_-
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Anonymous22: Best thing about this? They actually got Wheatley's size right. Most art I see of him he's much too small.
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Anonymous23: The creepy thing is, I just started playing Portal 2 on Sunday... and this is here. Forget the government, I want to know why Rule34 is watching me. >.>
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Anonymous24: When you think about it, Wheatley is the only male interaction Chell has in who knows how many years. Not too far a stretch to think it ending like this
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Anonymous25: @Anon21 Scary yet wonderful right??
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Anonymous26: What madness is this?
Featured, but I didn't puke.
Truly, a new first.
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HiddenD: It's because of the Steam Sale, isn't it.
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Anonymous27: @Cculber007 do you get a cookie each time you kiss Franky's ass or something?
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Anonymous28: Artist?
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l0rd0ct0d0rk: good feature
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Anonymous29: Ha, that's adorable.
But hark, where art thou neckbeards, butthurt of no WTF material?
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Anonymous30: Um, false, I'm gonna go with false.
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Franky_Whiskey: @Anonymous: I AM NOT A MORON!!!
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Anonymous31: Why is atlas FUBAR'D (fucked up beyond recognition)?
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Anonymous32(31): My bad, Wheatley's head
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ARandomUser: Chell has no eyes o.O
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Nope: @Cculber007: Ride that dick. ride it all the way home.
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Anonymous33: Shitty game... The last of us it's btter
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Nope: @Anonymous: You mean the game about pushing palettes for some bitch who won't learn to swim and forced combat scenarios? Great game!
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Franky_Whiskey: @Nope: Lawl'd
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Anonymous34(33): @Nope: at last it's way better than this SHOVELWARE ;D
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Franky_Whiskey: @Anonymous: No offense, The Last of us is a good game, but it can't handle a candle to Portal2's clever puzzles and, most of all, excellent storyline and dark humor. Oh, and near perfect physics engine and the fact YOU USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN INSTEAD OF BUTTAN SMASHAN!

Maybe you were too stupid to finish Portal2. Blame the playah, not the game, my negro.
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ButtercupSaiyan: OTP
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Franky_Whiskey: @ButtercupSaiyan: The Rat and GLaDOS>///
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Anonymous35(33): @Franky_Whiskey: Dude! Look at Portal 1 And 2 graphics, they are SHITTY! The last of us has much more better graphics and gameplay than this garbage shovel title
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Franky_Whiskey: @Anonymous: Graphics. You care about graphics.

Go play the Mass Effect series. Enjoy the ABC endings.
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Anonymous36(33): @Franky_Whiskey: Sorry for saying that, i was just trolling.
Both games are awesome in every aspect, i was just a little mad that this image wasn't about porn.
So just forget what i said earlier
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Franky_Whiskey: @Franky_Whiskey: Dude, if you take a waltz over the featured_image tag, you'll discover it's all full of the craziest shit ever. I tried to feature a nice pic out of the mind-scarring hundreds that got/get elected. Thanks for showing me the way, though: The Features is a place for mind scarring pictures, not neat soft-porn ones with a lot of artistic detail.

I will follow such a model from now on, my good man.
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Anonymous37: I think Chell forgives you, Wheatley. Lucky bastard.
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Anonymous38(33): @Franky_Whiskey: Yeah, Rule 34 features are by far the most disturbing
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Anon_77: Cheating on companion cube.
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Damnboy0204: Wow, Chell is really into Wheatly
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Decanter: @Franky_Whiskey: My son, today you have taken an important step on the journey.
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TheBigMansini: @Franky_Whiskey: PFFF Graphics.
Graphics never. EVAR make an awesome game. they're apart of the magic, but merely a part. Storyline, gameplay and play control will always be more integral and vastly superior in importance.
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Anonymous39: Gaming flame war in a porn tag? Shit, nowhere is safe. And graphics? Please, Minecraft is proof that a game doesn't need good graphics to be a good game.
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korblborp: @Anonymous: chocolate cookies...
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Anonymous40: why is this feature
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Annie-Mae: I have the source image of the artist here>
http://areyoustevebuschittingme.tumblr.com/post/15616702531/mysilentlullaby-look-at-this-its-amazing
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TrashPirate: @Nope: Don't you mean ride it all the way into space?
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Fara_Phoenix: Hmph. Perhaps it would be wise to update that tag to Polly_(artist)?
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Nope: Fuck that Cculbert gets no space. No space for him!
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CodyStreets: ChelLey sucks.

#cumatme
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Krawczyk: @Anonymous: LETS TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT MY XBONER IS FOR THE PIC NOW
OH XBONE YOU WILL BE THE BEST, A NEW DoA, A NEW RUMBLE ROSES, A NEW KILLER INSTINCT, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Anonymous41: @Franky_Whiskey: MAH NEGRO
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Anonymous42: Soft porn feature? That must be a first, discounting the non-porn gore features
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Anonymous43: Aw, so cute.
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Alopex: Woo! 700th feature. :D
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BleedinSkull: Nice feature!
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Anonymous44: "Cculber007: @Franky_Whiskey: Perfect choice for Feature. you are praticial Titanium."

Blasphemy. No one is Titanium anymore. Not even Titanium.

That said, Franky's still been doing a damned good job. Awesome feature is awesome (the world needs more Portal34).
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Anonymous45(20): just to clarify, normal features are strange and you should feel strange. i sure as hell do.
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Anonymous46: I JUST FUCKING SPILLED MY DRINK WHAT THE FUCK FINALLY A FUCKING FEATURED IMAGE OF THEM!
Anyway, there's that pic of Wheatley raping her that got more of 200 comments waiting to be featured, i think that one should be featured than this one. Still, pretty cute.
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Strein: "This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, HUGE SUCCESS!!" ...
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Anonymous47: Holy shabloly best feature in a long time (and finally something portal)
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LuvDaArt: Usually the features make me laugh...but this one has me scratching my head and wondering...
DA FUK!?
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Anonymous48: I'm trying to figure out if Wheatly is enjoying that or if he is disgusted being pleasured by a "smelly human".
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Anonymous49: Smelly humans.
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alienraptors: This is funny and sexy
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Anonymous50: There's been more than 700 features, because some of them have been deleted.
Like the pic of the count and that loli that was featured after Jerry Nelson died and it got deleted days later.
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CLAWZ94: Wait... what happened to Titanium?
HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN GONE?
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PinkBallons: @CLAWZ94: Here's his side of it: Comment #1, Comment #2.
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Spawnfreak: Wow something get's featured that isn't hideously ugly
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CLAWZ94: @PinkBallons: oh... ._.

;_;
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Anonymous51: Not Porn.
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PinkBallons: @Anonymous: You can see her nipple.
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champofgalacticretards: What if Portal's Chell was already a character of Tomb Raider instead of Lara Croft before Portal?
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champofgalacticretards: What if PinkBallons is really a woman?
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PinkBallons: @Cculber007: If I was, I'd probably be sleeping with you right now Culby.
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Anonymous52(51): Often.
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Anonymous53(51): Interest.
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Inquisitor_Talis: Hmmm, could i be moar(!!) bored? Uh looking at my lawn grow....why yes this is indeed more stimulating than this non-pornographic (fap?) Pic.

What is this deviant art? am i lost, did i take a wrong turn at the picture of sonic remming out porkymen?
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CodyStreets: @Inquisitor_Talis: You are not entertained by this tame 34?

Would you prefer Obama taking Bill O'Reily's dick?
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Anonymous54: We need more Chell.
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Ears: There's multiple 700th feature images. Something's... fucky.
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Anonymous55: This is actually kinda sad...
I know it's porn, but...damn Chell's gotta be lonely.
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Anonymous346369: @Anonymous: Why you exist
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Anonymous56: too bad wheatley doesn't have that part..
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Anonymous57: @Anonymous346369: Why this art so nice
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Anonymous58: portal + porn = pornal


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