Anonymous5: ^ "Wanna turn up the heat?" "Let's burn." -Starcraft, Firebat.
My dick can't tell the difference between an asshole and a muddy hole in the ground, but that doesn't mean I am going to start pounding the ground.
If you want to fuck a pony (real or fake), go and have fun, and then go pridefully tell your family what you did. And you will see what the fuss is about.
deathstriker: That was a good attempt at a flame war @Anonymous: allthough I was being more sarcastic than serious.
Anyway, I dont think our parents would be too proud of their offsprings jerk of to fictional characters instead of fucking a real girl, every-single-one-of-us.
The_Elder_Troll: I don't think our family would even want to know if we jerked off and/or fucked either, on average I don't go to my mom and dads house and say "Hey mom and dad! I just fucked a girl, aren't ya proud?"
Anonymous8(7): Yeah, get off your high horse, I don't think your parents are proud of you other fatso virgin nerds just cuz you don't fap to cartoon horses, you're still pretty worthless in one way or the other. We're all in the same boat
imaajfpstnfo: I enjoy myself some pony porn if it's good once in a while, doesn't mean I have to be a fag and watch a fucking little girls' show like you fuckin fags do.
Anonymous15: it seems like we are forgetting that these ponies are not real, so I say masterbate to whatever you want, as long as you don't start fucking real horses. If both of these were real, and i had the chance to fuck one or the other, i would surely pick the magical talking unicorn that could use magic to make sex way better, as opposed to a normal everyday human, that is, if they were real.
AceFurry: Cartoon ponies (in this instance) aren't really like actual ponies apart from the fact that they have quadrupedal body structures anyway, so I'd say that puts them outside the parameters which people associate with bestiality and thus why it's totally fuckin' frowned upon.
If anything these ponies are higher intelligent alien lifeforms and we're the beasts that they'd be condemned for fucking.
Anonymous22: why all the fuss? Because fucking pony retard idiots like you keep flooding the place with god awful ponies. How about you make you're own site for you brony faggots, and leave us here with everything else. That is a win/win situation..yea I mad
PinkBallons: @Anonymous: If you don't like it, block your "My_Little_Pony" tag. Problem solved. I wish I actually knew how to do that so I could spread the word to more haters like you.
Turkey_Jizz: Even though I like the ponies, I kinda agree with anon22 on the whole ''make you're own site'' thing. Just think Bronies, all the MLP porn for us and no haters. One can dream
PinkBallons: ^ This is Rule34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions. Why the fuck should we have to make our own site just because you jackasses can't handle seeing pony porn?
Anonymous24: OKAY many people in the coments dont seem to undestand first of all we who love these pictures aint thinking about the ponies i mean a hot body is a hot body no matter what, second if someone masturates to these pictures they are not thinking about ponies or fuckin one in the real life they are thinking about the CHARACTERS because in the series they dont behave like real life ponies they are mostly humans just whit a different body shape
so really please stop all the hating
Anonymous25(24): OKAY many people in the comments dont seem to understand first of all we who love these pictures aint thinking about the ponies i mean a hot body is a hot body no matter what, second if someone masturbates to these pictures they are not thinking about ponies or fucking one in the real life they are thinking about the CHARACTERS because in the series they dont behave like real life ponies, they are mostly humans just whit a different body shape
so really please stop all the hating@Roflcakes: @Anonymous:
imaajfpstnfo: @Anonymous: THAT RIGHT THERE IS THE PROBLEM, FAGGET! I have no problem at all with pony porn, I have a problem tho with you loser bronie faggots clogging up the drain of society. We'll never stop the hating, because we're the good people giving you what you deserve. And you deserve your hatings.
PinkBallons: ^ To be honest I like the diversity. Sure the hate is annoying sometimes, but I like the conversations and general hilarity that ensues from so many people with differing opinions being able to freely comment.
Anonymous28: Since when is the internet never clogging up the society?
Also @bAv-R34... the more I look at that pic... the more I see Bill Cosby in it.
Nightweaver20xx: I wonder if brony haters actually thing any of the diarrhea they spew has any effect on any of us. Like we're going to suddenly be like "oh, ok, nobody likes us, I guess we'll go away now."
Doesn't work that way, muppets. We're both cut from the same cloth. We're both gigantic trolls, and none of your bullshit will ever have any effect on our love of ponies.
You people are come here to jerk to Porkyman, to jerk to Sonic to jerk to lolis or anything on this site and your the ones that telling Bronys that they don't have social lifes. You people are ridiculous.
Osmium: You know, I was perusing this comment section and saw some good arguments from the fellow bronies, then I saw some boring old copypaste arguments from the antibronies, then I saw Nightweaver's last comment and it made me smile inside... BECAUSE ITS FUCKING TRUE! *ahem* Now, both the anthro fapping hippocrites and the non hippocriticals would have to suffer a lot less stress if they'd just realize this inevitability and give in to the defeat that is already there waiting... but we all know that won't happen so flame on guys! Personally I'm laughing up a storm reading all the antibrony rage at something they can't change :P
Osmium: Oh I almost forgot! Neither of them in the image is real, and the MAGICAL unicorn could in all likelihood transform, so yeah gotta go with the magic one with a decent personality if I had to pick.....
Remember guys, friendship is indeed magic and magic makes the impossible possible!
Anonymous39: Seriously, all you antibronies take a good look at yourselves before you flame on something most likely less fucked up than some of your sick fetishes.
irguy: Meh, late is better than never showing up at all. My question to haters is WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE? All of you must have some form of interest in ponies enless this is your first time seeing them. I don't get it.
Anonymous45(16): I guess I'm pissing into an ocean of piss, but I need to point something about:
Women are real, and magical feminine unicorns are fantasy. Thus, the latter has little limits as to what you can do. IF (a huge if) you could freely choose which to fuck, it seems obvious that you'd choose Twilight. Not only would she be able to turn into a human form if you want (giving you the other option at command), but she could do like fucking anything due to magic. She could make her pussy drip strawberry jam as you eat her out... make her pussy filled with tentacles that squirt boner-enhancing cream onto you... endless possibilities!
Anonymous46(16): I know I'm sounding weirdly romantic-ish here, for a porn site, but I feel like half or more of the appeal of fapping to Twilight Sparkle is "Twilight Sparkle the Character".
It's her voice, her cutsey facial expressions, her squee noises, her adorkable behavior (dancing!), her often charming personality, her intelligence, her tendency to swoosh her hair around, etc. I dunno. I guess I'm biased here because Twilight reminds me a lot of my hot nerd-girl coworkers that I never did bang before they ended up getting married. But porn of Twilight is like porn of the kind girl next door than your stereotypical 'Big Candy Coxlicker' porn characters.
Candycock: I don't think my dick cared which was which in the first place, I travel around paheal guided by the magical divining rod between my legs. I never know where it will take me, but I always enjoy the ride.
Anonymous51: I'm pretty sure the reason your dick can't tell the difference is that the moment you look away from the screen and stare down you realize it's just your hand.
Anonymous52: I don't see why people are getting at eachother's throats other things like this. We need to focus on the better things in life. Like pancakes. Or french toast. Oh Celestia, now we're going to start arguing about which is better. Great.
nagger: A54: Stop being so defensive, I never called anyone a freak. Those are your words, not mine.
I'm not saying this is better or worse than gore of furry or anything, I'm just saying it's not "normal", none of the things you mentioned are. I never said people shouldn't be allowed to fap to ponies, I just said that they should stop insisting that wanting to fuck cartoon horses is normal. The picture implies that there's no difference in fapping to a human butt and fapping to a horse butt, which is just plain retarded.
Anonymous60: Wow, I'm anon60. I do have enough of a brain to not go find a barn and screw a pony. But in my mind, hell shitten yeah I'm gonna open up rule34 and "screw" a pony. It's fantasy guys. Live it up.
Anonymous62: at anybody who thinks that we bronies deserve hate because we like a show that you dont like, keep doing it rule 19 is what has made us such an amazing community and I thank all of you haters/parasprites for hating so much :)
Anonymous67: haters go elsewere, bronys i dont mind you likeing ponies just for the love of god dont fall for the trolls who post this shit :P. and whatever it is pony, human, ect. your dick will get hard no matter WHAT THE HELL IT IS so dont get angry cause no matter what it is your dick will get hard from it.
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My dick can't tell the difference between an asshole and a muddy hole in the ground, but that doesn't mean I am going to start pounding the ground.
If you want to fuck a pony (real or fake), go and have fun, and then go pridefully tell your family what you did. And you will see what the fuss is about.
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Anyway, I dont think our parents would be too proud of their offsprings jerk of to fictional characters instead of fucking a real girl, every-single-one-of-us.
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No
If your parents were in the navy, the chances are one of them may have had fantasies over mermaids. DON'T TELL ME THAT'S NOT WEIRD!!!
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With Twilight's level of magic she could probably transfigure you or her into whatever the fuck you were into that day and you could have at it.
Problem solved.
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Retard...
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If anything these ponies are higher intelligent alien lifeforms and we're the beasts that they'd be condemned for fucking.
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Also:
@Faptacular: yep, win/win situation right here
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I meant @sintime
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so really please stop all the hating
so really please stop all the hating@Roflcakes: @Anonymous:
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>wanting to fuck ponies
>fucking ponies
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Also @bAv-R34... the more I look at that pic... the more I see Bill Cosby in it.
Would you fuck a dog or a pig?
No.
So why would you fuck a horse?..
Sick bastards.
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Doesn't work that way, muppets. We're both cut from the same cloth. We're both gigantic trolls, and none of your bullshit will ever have any effect on our love of ponies.
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You people are come here to jerk to Porkyman, to jerk to Sonic to jerk to lolis or anything on this site and your the ones that telling Bronys that they don't have social lifes. You people are ridiculous.
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Remember guys, friendship is indeed magic and magic makes the impossible possible!
Because I want to hear her moan when I smack into her.
Its not like they're portrayed as real horses
Also, they're hot, id fuck em
Women are real, and magical feminine unicorns are fantasy. Thus, the latter has little limits as to what you can do. IF (a huge if) you could freely choose which to fuck, it seems obvious that you'd choose Twilight. Not only would she be able to turn into a human form if you want (giving you the other option at command), but she could do like fucking anything due to magic. She could make her pussy drip strawberry jam as you eat her out... make her pussy filled with tentacles that squirt boner-enhancing cream onto you... endless possibilities!
It's her voice, her cutsey facial expressions, her squee noises, her adorkable behavior (dancing!), her often charming personality, her intelligence, her tendency to swoosh her hair around, etc. I dunno. I guess I'm biased here because Twilight reminds me a lot of my hot nerd-girl coworkers that I never did bang before they ended up getting married. But porn of Twilight is like porn of the kind girl next door than your stereotypical 'Big Candy Coxlicker' porn characters.
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STOP HAVING FETISHES THAT I DON'T HAVE.
PLEASE ONLY LIKE THE CORRECT THINGS.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
I don't really give a fuck about what people fap to, but don't even try to pretend fapping to horses (even magical talking ones) is somehow normal.
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I'm not saying this is better or worse than gore of furry or anything, I'm just saying it's not "normal", none of the things you mentioned are. I never said people shouldn't be allowed to fap to ponies, I just said that they should stop insisting that wanting to fuck cartoon horses is normal. The picture implies that there's no difference in fapping to a human butt and fapping to a horse butt, which is just plain retarded.
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Because equine are hotter in their genitalia
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