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UploaderEMGEE, avatar
TagsAssstuck, Eridan_Ampora, Homestuck, MS_Paint_Adventures, March!Eridan, Snax, webcomic
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EMGEE: >sollux: shit bees at march eridan and eridan while plowing the handmaid.

You are now SOLLUX. All of this off screen sex you’ve been having has made you a little distracted, not to mention not fully in control of your bodily facilities. As you reach orgasm, your anal fortress suddenly launches attack on ERIDAN and MARCH ERIDAN. You forgot all about those BEES IN YOUR ASS! Funny story behind that, actually.

ERIDAN and MARCH ERIDAN are PANICKING, as would anyone after having a hive of live bees shat at them.
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dkey: Ok EMGEE this is getting a little weird, even for homestuck porn...

Ok that I didn't think I'd ever say...
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EMGEE: THERE IS NOTHING THE LEAST BIT UNUSUAL ABOUT SOLLUX FARTING BEES AT TWO ERIDANS, ONE OF WHICH IS CROSSDRESSING
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dkey: No I mean, SOLLUX isn't yellow, he should be yellow.
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AnonymouslyAgnostic: Oh gawd.
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dkey: EMGEE may I at least request the eridans acting like a TROLL NIC CAGE and run around screaming " NO NO THE BEES! NOT THE BEES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AH THEY'RE IN MY EYES MY EYES AAAAAAAAAAAH"
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EMGEE: DKEY, I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER WHAT OCCURS. IF YOU WISH TO SEND A COMMAND GO TO ASSSTUCK.TUMBLR.COM
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caligulasAquarium: wwait i remember this
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Anonymous1: @dkey: none of the characters are the right color bro...wlel most are but just take one look at asstuck


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