Topodifogna: In my old times there was Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle, an old doting Professor and his lofty grandson. I see that more things have changed since then...
Anonymous3: *puts on a country badass accent* Well i guess i'll have to take the one in the middle.(that Porkyman in that there clevage might be a really good one)
Anonymous5(3): Why back in my day, we had three pogeymanz, an old coot, and his assnose grandson who's name he can't even remember (which gave us the opportunity to name him pubes or toilet). How great Porkyman professors are getting these day...
Anonymous6: @Anonymous:
>Assnose grandson
That's Gary Motherfuckin' Oak, bitch.
Whenever you enter a cave and come out with all your Porkyman are at 3 hit points? Gary appears.
Get through Team Rocket HQ, out of any healing items with your best team reduced to rubble? Gary rolls up in his Mercedes.
When you finally attain all the badges you need, with your favorite Pokèmon battered and beaten? Yeah, Gary.
Gary Oak just finished owning your ass with kung-fu. He’s walking to the hospital to recover from the wounds he got. He’s tired. He crashes into a mirror, and ends up in a coma. Why? Because not even GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK is safe from GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.
Congratulations, You have finally beaten Gary Oak and have no healing items left over. You head over to the Porkyman center and then the PokeMart, guess who blocks the entrance to the Pokemart. GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK That’s Right, Gary Oak is just that Epic.
ehhh i guess i'll take the one on the left
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>Assnose grandson
That's Gary Motherfuckin' Oak, bitch.
Whenever you enter a cave and come out with all your Porkyman are at 3 hit points? Gary appears.
Get through Team Rocket HQ, out of any healing items with your best team reduced to rubble? Gary rolls up in his Mercedes.
When you finally attain all the badges you need, with your favorite Pokèmon battered and beaten? Yeah, Gary.
Gary Oak just finished owning your ass with kung-fu. He’s walking to the hospital to recover from the wounds he got. He’s tired. He crashes into a mirror, and ends up in a coma. Why? Because not even GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK is safe from GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.
Congratulations, You have finally beaten Gary Oak and have no healing items left over. You head over to the Porkyman center and then the PokeMart, guess who blocks the entrance to the Pokemart. GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK That’s Right, Gary Oak is just that Epic.