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Anonymous1: this is awesome.
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Fruvous: Whoa, stockings are the only thing hung!
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lorik: Is that the north pole, or are you just happy to see me.

the devil made me do it.
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SimpohJack: The nipples. I can't stop staring at the nipples.
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Franky_Whiskey: 'Tis the season for giving. Merry Christmas, newfaggots!

See you folks at New Year's Eve, cocksuckers!
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Roflcakes: I know it's the season of giving and all, but I cannot accept this gift...
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Nuxersopus: Merry Christmas or whatever you may or may not celebrating on this day!
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Muffdiver: Well. Alright then.
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Scatavaganza: Meanwhile, somewhere in New Jersey...

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Anonymous2: O y merry sexmas to u motherfuckers! Lol i hopep u all died in cancer, srsly.
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Anonymous3: Santa clause is cuming to town.
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Tetragrammaton: @Scatavaganza: rofl@Franky_Whiskey: Where are you going for New years eve?
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Flashlight237: Did Santa Claus finally work out?
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Evil-Hammond-666: On the 12th day of Christmas Santa gave to me, some KY and herpes.
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Anonymous4: white christmas
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Anonymous5: >Those nipples
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FrostMane: The nips look like ear plugs...
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Dovahkiinsan: this is one hell of a PINGAS
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Anonymous6: He won't leave a present under the tree if you're naughty, he'll leave it in your ass. <3
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Somewhat_Sexually_Confused: Obligatory Christmas feature post.
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RapeRapeRape: wtf, why this homo faggotshit for christmas?
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Farfegnugen: @RapeRapeRape: You must be new. Welcome to site.
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champofgalacticretards: Notice no staff members tag "feature image"?
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MrAnon: I would of featured >>1268454 if I was a mod.

Oh well... Not like anything around here makes sense anyways.
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Ratraccoon: ^Only sickos that are into lolis.
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Franky_Whiskey: @MrAnon: Neat, but not feature worthy.
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Anonymous7: @RapeRapeRape: To piss off bigots like you, so the rest of us can laugh at you while you cry about it like the little bitch that you are. :D

Then again, we all know you're just a closet fag anyway, seeing as how you just love to look at all the gay porn around here.
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Anonymous8: Enough is eNOUGH!!!
I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKING POPUP ADS ON MY MOTHERFUCKING PAHEAL!!!
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Anonymous9: @Anonymous: Adblock Plus, motherfucker. Do you use it?
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Anonymous10: Not as good as north Siberian child porn with the bruised ankles and knees. Some of the men look like Santa.
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korblborp: "KIDDIES, SANTA WANTS YOUR NUBILE YOUNG BODIES"
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Anonymous11: PRINCESS CELESTIA PRINCESS LUNA,RARITY FLUTTERSHY APPLEJACK RAINBOW DASH TWILIGHT SPARKLE AND ALL EQUESTRIA WAS RAPED BY SANTA CLAUS,ELVES CHUCK NORRIS BRUCE LEE SYLVESTER STALLONE AND RIENDEERS PS:NOT BRONY HATER PSS:IM NOT DRUNK ANYMORE
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"-„_::::_„-*__„„~" My gift for u people
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FrostMane: @Anonymous: I believed you until the last bit
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Anonymous13: @Anonymous: I'm gay and i loved your gift.
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Decanter: @Anonymous: Not if you want us to have a site, you don't.
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eternalsby: great!
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Evil-Hammond-666: If your naughty, Santa will stuff coal in your stocking and his dick up your ass, and after that he'll have you deck his balls with bows of your lips!!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
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Anonymous14:
Rule34.paheal<<

"Being gay as fuck since 1832"
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zaiho: um.............. i see that the under 18 most 12 year olds are on these days. LOl look at the postings..........
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Anonymous15: dat penis
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Anonymous16: the penises are not big enough make them huge
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Anonymous17(8): @Anonymous: oh look a brony -_-
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DadadadaWangman: Why the hell are penises ALWAYS dripping whenever people draw them??? Mine certainly never does that when I expose it! Maybe dripping-cock-disease?
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DadadadaWangman: @Decanter: Ball baby ball!!! Why all these white knights recently at 34? Plus, if you use an "incognito window" like me it blocks adblock!
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Tetragrammaton: @DadadadaWangman: New user influx.
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Anonymous18: These two should be be posted

http://blogimg.orgasm.com/2010/12/xmas.png

http://hypehumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/santa-claus-having-sex.jpg

Greetings from anon 10
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Franky_Whiskey: @Anonymous: Not_34

And unfunny as fuck.
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TrashPirate: Santas got his own 'nose' so bright I see.
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Ricky_Roma: I asked Santa to remove popups from paheal and for daddy to stop drinking.
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CrotchboobAddict: What's this with pop ups? i haven't seen a single one. you worthless faggots should kill yourselves for whining about it.
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Ricky_Roma: @CrotchboobAddict: Your mother probably has adblock on her computer and you are too fucking retarded to even know it.

I use it on my pc but fuck visiting this site that way I only browse with my shitty phone and yeah popups are a pain.
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Nefretitties: So much bullshit, it feels so good
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Tetragrammaton: @Ricky_Roma: I hated Google Chrome at first ... but now I love it because of things like that.
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Anonymous19: Those eyes... those....ewwwwww....eyes! And that smile!!! It - it's the Burger King! He's playing Santa this year! And is that...Wee Man in the back, about to grab Santa's ass? Thank God I'm high....
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Anonymous20: @Scatavaganza: prm
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Anonymous21(20): i sux for 10$ pm for infp
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Anonymous22: *unzips dick*
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p1x3ldr4k3: Reference to some animated thing on YouTube : "Ho! Ho! Ho! You're a ho!"

Don't remember the name, so I guess you guys will have to sesrch for "Lord Tourettes" since it's the only name from that animation work I remember.
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Twincats: "Santa's dripping under the mistletoe! Time to suck his dick!"
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Tetragrammaton: new feature?
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KaGeTaMi: To quote Brian Griffin: "Couldn't get any more gayer than this."
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Mance: So someone decided to delete every image with the Purple_Haze tag. It's not listed on the DNP list, what's with that?
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Anonymous23: Ho ho ho bitches!
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Zenzaxaznez: ass ASS Ass azz AZZ Azz booty BOOTY Booty dat ain't no ass - it's a space station! dat ain't no ass - it's a space station! dat ain't no ass - it's a space station! datazz DATAZZ Datazz dat ain't no ass - it's a space station! dat ain't no ass - it's a space station! dat ain't no ass - it's a space station! dat azz DAT AZZ Dat Azz

This is a test
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Tetragrammaton: @Zenzaxaznez: dat ain't no ass - it's a space station!
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Tetragrammaton: @Tetragrammaton: dat ain't no ass - it's a space station!
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Anonymous24: I wanna rape you a merry Jizzmaz!
I wanna rape you a merry Jizzmaz!
I wanna rape you a merry Jizzmaz!
all night all, all night alllllllllll!
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iedasbS2: we need a new year pic :P
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Anonymous25: @Anonymous: That'd make SOME people be naughty, JUST for the so-called Punishment, wouldn't it?!
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Inquisitor_Talis: Ho, Ho, Oh God No...
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Evil-Hammond-666: CHRISTMAS IS OVER FAGGOTS. NEW YEARS IS HERE!!!!!!
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Anonymous26: KaGeTaMi, if that isn't already a rule of the internet, it needs to be.
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Anonymous27: Queers thinking they should have "equal representation" on here, and as always with them it'll mean preferential treatment for queers and lesbians like it always does. Its time we non-homos do what the muslims do with the bastards - and typical of gays & lesbians - the most support the bigotted blood drenched muslims get is FROM the same gays and lesbians because they think "getting at heterosexual Americans/British" will change muslim ways. The queer filth have a big surprise coming there.
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Senator_Palpatine: I too am sick and tired of the amount of homo stuff on these pages
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Anonymous28: @Anonymous: Sounds to me like you're drunk as fuck because that didn't make any sense.
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RogerTheRabbit: @Senator_Palpatine: Well you are a senator, do something about it. Pass a new budget or somesuch shit
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Tetragrammaton: @Senator_Palpatine: You wouldn't be so sick and tired if you wouldn't spam lightning force all day.
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Anonymous29: james avery feature when?
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Fox_McCloud: shredder porn or uncle phil?
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Dagg: Huh! No New Year feature.
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candyman949: TASTY NIPPLES!!!!! idk why i just said that
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Anonymous30: This Feature is like an old potato lefse that's been left out too long.
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Ricky_Roma: There is a picture of the fresh prince being ass raped by uncle Phil and that shit is not featured?

Quit licking up the cum you sprayed on each other during the paheal new years orgy and change this shit already.
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Anonymous31: R.I.P James Avery
1945-2012

P.S:I hope paheal post r34 of this
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Anonymous32: yet another picture is featured that seems more weird and disgusting than... oh,it's gay porn? hmmm... well, it's still weird and disgusting for the rest of us, if the homos think it's wonderful and/or awesome, we'll have to take their word for it. I'm agin' homosexual intercourse, but how can someone on here be like 26 and advocate such harshness? Wrong is wrong, and we're all sinners here.
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Ricky_Roma: @Anonymous: So he actually died 2 years ago?
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Anonymous33: @Anonymous: super faggot
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Anonymous34: Nope he died in 31/12/13
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Anonymous35: What do you want for christmas little boy? If ya know what i mean.
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Anonymous36: I hate you rule 34
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Ricky_Roma: Paheal where its Christmas all year round.
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Anonymous37: Would have been better if they were the "shota" kind of elf.
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Anonymous38(8): @Anonymous: With that kind of art? FUCK NO
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Anonymous39: @Anonymous26
This is another straight guy claim.
"It's so annoying that gays always want to be equal, SOMEONE PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME."

And this goes to show the underlying psychological complex. You can't stand people not paying attention to YOU and pandering to YOUR needs for 2 seconds to acknowledge someone else.

To us and women, it shows that you're little more than a selfish pig, with a scared little child crying out for attention, deep inside...
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Inquisitor_Talis: @Anonymous: "a scared little child, deep inside..."

Cue 'to catch a predator' theme.
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Pootispencerhere: Is it bad I find these comments hilarious?
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Anonymous40(30): @Ricky_Roma: WTH, it's only 359 days till Christmas.
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Anonymous41: For the next feature, I would very much like a vagina. Preferably one that hasn't had something horrible done to it. And attached to an adult woman. Picky, I know, but I can dream.
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Inquisitor_Talis: @Anonymous: you didnt Specify Human, so your just as likely to get an Asari or my lil' Fony....hmm, head tentacles & crotch boobs, the horror, The Horror!
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Mance: In other news: >>1277558
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Anonymous42(27): @Anonymous: What a pile of pompous crap. Typical homo "We're getting our own way now, and we intend to get a lot MORE of our own way at your expense" No doubt you'll be using the same "If you object, you're a closet gay" garbage that you queers are so fond of ranting. I DON'T hate gays - you are what you are. But why not keep your ugly perversions to yourself ?
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Anonymous43(27): @Inquisitor_Talis: Look homo - you pervs are going to get a backlash sooner rather than later. The muslims are coming, fairy. You are going to be doing a LOT of being a "scared child" when they tank you for your support against your fellow westerners by stringing you little boy molestors up
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Senator_Palpatine: Not being a gay-hater as such, but this is OTT and the sneering gay responses to any criticism doesn't show you up well. Quite the contrary, actually proving the critics correct. The above says "pompous" and I'll have to agree while not agreeing with the more nasty comments. Although Anon34 seems to prove his last nasty comment ! I do believe that Rule 34 should be split into sections. A gay section, a straight section, and a weirdo section.
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Anonymous44: No....just no... Rule34 seriously needs to separate the gay/transsexual stuff from the straight stuff (-_-) I'm not into that shit at all.
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Anonymous45(27): @Anonymous: Best comment on this entire page of gay self-obsession & repulsive perving !
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PinkBallons: Head to e621 then, you faggots. Paheal will never implement tags like that; it would ruin the fun.
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Anonymous46: @Scatavaganza: SANTA GOT ROBBED!!! And, Raped!
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Neeckin: Weird seeing so much more anti-gay stuff then usual on a feature
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Anonymous47(27): @Neeckin: Perhaps you queers aren't as popular as you THINK you are ?
Also - why has this shit stayed up longer than normal ? the queers whining (as they always do) about not getting enough homo shit to shove in our faces ?
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Inquisitor_Talis: @Anonymous: THE FUCK? Why are you calling me a poof & a pedo for?
Cus I made a joke of what anon40 said? I'm straight, I havent every fuck anyone under the legal age, my porn is legit and your a fuck tit!

As for the queer porn, its a fuckload better thanthe guro, dismembered torso fucking and other simular shit they feature here!
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gallows187: this image wasn't any good three weeks ago, and it hasn't gotten any better.
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Neeckin: @Anonymous: I'm actually not gay, so know you just sound like a paranoid lunatic
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Anonymous48: I guess if it DOESN'T exist, there is porn of it, too!
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Ricky_Roma: Fuck it this things been featured so long I'm gonna try to fap to it.
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Anonymous49: are you all stupid or something because the reason there is 'faggot shit' on this site is that you're missing the fuckin point of when you look up general rule 34: its funny that there's porn OF EVERYTHING, for EVERYONE, and that 'faggot shit' is supposed to be funny not like some giant talking point about gays taking over wtf you guys. You're supposed to laugh at this hilarious fetish shit not feel threatened or take this feature 'serious' what, you think this site is some quality erotica site? Its a meme pop culture porn dump for your entertainment fapping and laughing at this ridiculous premise. This site is 'LOL' all over it. And now you're playing a SJW troll game in the comments for no real reason ever. You miss the point. Game over. Calm down kids.
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Ricky_Roma: @Ricky_Roma: Nope can't do it. Even listening to kermit singing "one more sleep til Christmas" didn't help.
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Inquisitor_Talis: @Ricky_Roma: perhaps.its for the best, he can see when your sleeping, when yout on the can and when your fapping to him.
Ho, ho, ho, I'm gunna deposit in your arse, naughty!
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Anonymous50(41): I'd just like to apologize for the new feature. I... I didn't know. I didn't know...
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AKuRacy11: @Anonymous: You couldn't have.
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Anonymous51(41): But I've seen previous features. I should have known, or at least suspected, that my words would be twisted. Now I've helped unleash something terrifying on the denizens of Paheal. I'm sorry. So, so sor-*crack* *brain splatter*


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