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Anonymous1: let's be honest who wouldn't stick their dick in a flame atronach
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Spoonman: @Anonymous: Anybody who understands what 3rd and 4th degree burns are without needing to suffer them.
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cheezburger: hotness, just make sure you cast fire resistance first
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blueblueblue: Wouldn't it be possible to equip enough gear to become entirely fireproof, then fuck the flame atronach?
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Dagger: just mix and drink a potion of Flame Resistance +50
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Lacht: @blueblueblue: I think so. But I don't have much experience with spells in Skyrim. I have 110% flame resistance, but I still take some damage. I think that would mean you would need resist magic as well.
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Anonymous2: but with all that equipment, how would you pull your junk out?
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Anonymous3: everything is fine till she jumps in your bed and sets your house on fire.
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Anonymous4: @Anonymous: ....damn you and your logic
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Combinecommando: Personally I don't like the flame atronachs from Skyrim first for the way they look and second the way they move it looks too gracious even snobbish at some point. Well that's just my opinion, I know it doesn't count for much. I have to admit though I'd still fuck it but I would enjoy it as much as one from Oblivion.
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redeye: @Anonymous: Just max out your enchanting and put fire resist on your jewelry.
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Anonymous5: Meowmeowmeowmeowmeow
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Anonymous6: pimps wear da bling for a reason
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UnholyD: Agreed.
Just wear a ring and/or a necklace of fire resistance.
Or for the alchemists, make a potion.
It might still hurt, but nowhere near what it would hurt if you hadn't invested in some "protection".
Yes, it's a condom esque double entendre aka a sex pun.
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Anony-Miss: Summoning in almost any sort of fiction can always be made super hot!! ;p
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Anonymous7: If you want to tap a flame atronach, here's what you do.

1. Level your enchanting to 100, I cannot stress this enough.

2. Do a double enchantment on a condom, both some sort of fire resistance, be sure to use the largest soul gem you currently posses.

3. FAWK
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JackyApple: @Combinecommando: When you say "gracious", do you mean graceful?
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Anonymous8: `TGM
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Anonymous9: 1)Enchant a cock ring with 100% Fire Resistance.
2)Summon Fire Atronach.
3)???
4)Profit.
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Anonymous10: To my understanding, in a vanilla game you are incapable of reducing physical/magical damage below 80%, even if you have gear that goes past it.
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Anonymous11: Flame atronachs, hot in more then one way! ;P
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fappa: Touching a flame atronatch wont hurt you. so its safe to fuck without equipment.
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JWN926: @Anonymous: 85% for Fire Resistance... although I'm still trying to figure out what UESP means by it stacking with Resist Magic.
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Anonymous12: How the hell do you fuck fire aka heated gas?
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Anonymous13: Even if you can't completely nullify the damage you could use a spell or a potion providing a steady heal over a longer time in addition to fire resistance.
Or is it possible to get 100% spell absorbtion or spell reflection?
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Anonymous14: yeah, but you would need to be a breton vampire with atronach stone activated. And being breton means that you are gay.
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thedap: Highest damage reduction from magic fire is 97%, with 80 percent magic resist, and 85 fire resist, both capped.
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thedap: Boots enchanted with fire resist and Stamina, ring and necklace with magic and fire resist, strap a shield on your arm with magic and fire resist also, and then add on the atronach stone, and you would have the absolute fire and magic resist caps, as long as your maxed enchanting... now you just gotta use one hand to hold her and the other to cast healing so you don't get burnt...
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Anonymous15: LOL, while all of you are trying to come up with solutions, think of it this way. How often have you walked into your own atronach and got burned. Methinks she only burns when attacking/dying.
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Anonymous16: If you do this enchant magic resistance/fire resistance without getting hurt. Will it even have friction and stuff that makes intercourse enjoyable?
I believe not.
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Anonymous17: You don't have to do any of this fire resistance stuff, the atronarchs you summon can't hurt you, so as long as it's ur own atronarch, fuck away
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Anonymous18: just use a restoration/enchantment loop to get 1546375876% magic resistance lol


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