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Lapp: Love the petite body-type.

That's a good breast size. Mark that, perfect size.
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Gannondorf: I'm making my way to Equestria as we speak. My mission? OBTAIN LUNA.
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Lapp: @Gannondorf: If you're passing whatever rock Chrysalis got launched into, can you give me a ride?

I give great back massages for the road. And I promise to only lick your ears if the moment is right.
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Gannondorf: @Lapp: Let me tell you this right now. If you lick my ears, I will lay seige to your entire kingdom, and leave no survivors. Get in the caravan.
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iNoodle: @Lapp: Weirdest shit I've read on here yet.
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Gannondorf: @Anonymous: You know nothing of being royalty. TO OBTAIN ROYAL PUSSY, YOU MUST LAY SEIGE.... and being a political diplomat like me doesn't hurt either. Anyway, NO, THERE WILL BE NO SHARING.
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Lapp: @Gannondorf: It's true. Sharing is a turn-off.

I'm in good shape, as my goal is to polish Chrysalis' shell to a shine with my tongue. No competition for Luna from me.
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Gannondorf: @Lapp: Good..... internet thing. I'll drop you off on the way past the smoldering ruins of Link's tree.
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Gannondorf: @Anonymous: You can have Tom, Rarity's old rock.
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Lapp: ^ I don't mind the changelings part. But I'm too waifu-faggoty for Chrys to give her up like that.
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Lapp: @Gannondorf: Oh? Well, Tom did change into a diamond.

He must be a changeling.
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Gannondorf: @Lapp: Seems reasonable, no?
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Lapp: Hate to post this much, but Anon3, while I am glad you feel that I'm open-minded/open-hearted, I'd line Chrysalis from a romance angle.

While I doubt I'd stand up for my feelings enough to mention it were she to openly have sex with other men, and I'd content myself that it's her happiness that counts, somewhere deep in that neglected part of my mind that I think was at one point the home to feelings, I'd be hurt.
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Gannondorf: @Lapp: If she's unfaithful, go the path of the gerudo king and HAREMIZE. Of course.... Gerudos only have one male born every hundred years...
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Gannondorf: @Anonymous: Face it. She'd probably sell herself if she got bored... and ran out of energy.
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Lapp: @Gannondorf: I hate being the serious person for any length of time, but I don't think I would be able to ever haremize...I'd hate myself as much for dividing my love among people, more than I would be sad if the person I love would be unfaithful.

Truth is, I have difficulty ever expecting the person I'd love to be forever faithful. I just can't hold such high expectations for people at this point. Myself, however...I just wouldn't be able to bear myself if I ceased to love a person I once did, or to feel my love in any way lessened for them over time. That's why I'm more concerned with their happiness, whether with me or someone else...so long as I know that's only another way to maintain my love for them as truly as ever.

Call me a person of weak mental fibre, I know. I only set myself up for being the sad, pathetic bitch I am. ;-;
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Gannondorf: @Lapp: Well, we can't all be King of the FUCKING Gerudos... Try the Kokiri, though. I hear their tree fell ill.... and died... Now how could that have happened? Heh heh heh.
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Lapp: @Gannondorf: I'm sure Fluttershy's already working on becoming their next tree.

Because virtually being the Ruler of Lolis/Shotas is an achievement...fuckin' weird-ass tree people.
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Gannondorf: @Lapp: I'm actually waiting for her to take root.... because then she cna't flee as fast as her wings can take her when she sees me on the horizon anymore. And that's when I'll make my move.
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Anonymous1: love her style , pepite and braces
is everything I want in a girl in real life

really love her braces
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Lokuul: @Lapp: You...sound like me.
I know this feel bro.
I know all these feels.
*Feel hug*
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bAv-R34: @Gannondorf: @Lapp: @Gannondorf: Ooh! Ooh! Can I get a ride as well? I totes want to meet up with the greatest unicorn that is Trixie!
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Anonymous2: You don't say


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