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PsychoWithAGun: I lol'd.
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JohnShepard96: Epic, I laughed my ass off.
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Anony-Miss: Oh god, this is hilarious!!
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Anonymous1: What the fuck is this? And what is wrong with the previous 3 commentors?
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Zaxares: @Anon1: I'm guessing you haven't played, or at least heard of, Saint's Row 3. ;) Google that and "The Penetrator" and you'll get it.

That aside, am I the only guy who missed having his Particle Rifle in ME3? The Prothean version is cool too, but I liked the aesthetics of the Collector version better.
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Anonymous2: Cool, Maybe the penetrator will be even better than Red Faction's baby unicorn.
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Anonymous3: Garrus is thinking about calibrations
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PsychoWithAGun: You mean Talibrations? With the tool being the Penetrator?
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Anonymous4: WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!?!??!!?! I've played SR3 but I don't remember her!!!!
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Anonymous5: PsychoWithAGun - garrus is thinking about talibrations when he's looking at giant dildo? damn, tali must have a giant cock!
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AKuRacy11: @Anonymous: The player character...
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Anonymous6: thats one fugly main character for SR3
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Anonymous7: Anon6: I agree.
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Anonymous8(5): Oh yeah, because only skeleton people are perfect and sexy. Go fuck yourself and get a life.
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Xenon: That is actually a fairly accurate representation of the Boss from SR3
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Anonymous9(6): depends on who you make for the boss in sr3, so its likely the artist's avatar, everyones would differ, but im personally not a fan of the peircings, to each is his own
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tsstevens: One of the problems with using a modifiable character from a game is unless you use the default options (badass Asian gangster or red headed ultimate badass) just about anything could be used. Results vary.

With that said this is awesome. Boss would so totally do that. And there'd be a sequel where Shepard steals it back.
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Anonymous10(6): or garrus wanting to use the penatrator on shep
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tsstevens: Playing the games Shep's already got one, or a least a pair of Cain sized brass ones between her legs. The ultimate badass.
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Anonymous11: @anon6 I always make my characters look ugly and/or weird
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Anonymous12: I love Laura Bailey.

Also is Garrus' rectum mouth deliberate?


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