Thumper: Are we still talking garrote? How about one of those survival-kit saws; like a wire with handles at both ends, asphyxiation AND eventual decapitation.
bAv-R34: @Hierolocc: You know what I`m gonna doÉ
Turn on the stove.
Put on a frying pan.
Make some bitchin` omlettes for the lot of us.
Then use the red-hot greasy frying pan to knock this fucker out.
Roflcakes: In celebration of this great day of piracy, I say we all find us some bitchin' blunderbusses and shoot tiny, not so lethal pellets of lead at this idiot until he begs for death.
Hierolocc: I'm gonna finish that one guy's shortshot request, then methinks I'm gonna look into some...Collaboration of my own with a few of these artists.
Anonymous2: I'd love his work - if he didn't drown his story in his own Gary Stu so much. Really, it's like a black hole sucking everything down with it. Sad.
I know right, he has this whole martyrdom (about the goat), just so Discord could get some magic blood (the goat's), and when he, a GOD, drinks it, he becomes an evil version of, of course, the GOAT.
That is just ridiculous; every other male character (no named ones) are just mooks to be slaughtered, and the rest are females that apparently find his Goaty-Privates to be the best thing since nutella.
And his writing, the little bits he uses to tell the "story"? Quite lackluster, if I do say so myself.
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I read up on this motherfucker.
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You're not kidding are you?
I can't facehoof hard enough.
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Turn on the stove.
Put on a frying pan.
Make some bitchin` omlettes for the lot of us.
Then use the red-hot greasy frying pan to knock this fucker out.
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Sadly, given the Artist's-hm-grasp of story progression and characters, he will be back very soon I'm afraid.
I know right, he has this whole martyrdom (about the goat), just so Discord could get some magic blood (the goat's), and when he, a GOD, drinks it, he becomes an evil version of, of course, the GOAT.
That is just ridiculous; every other male character (no named ones) are just mooks to be slaughtered, and the rest are females that apparently find his Goaty-Privates to be the best thing since nutella.
And his writing, the little bits he uses to tell the "story"? Quite lackluster, if I do say so myself.
/end rant.