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Anonymous1: LOL
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Scarlet: I lol'ed hard xD
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Anonymous2: Classic.
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Scarlet: Who's the girl getting pwned ?
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deathstriker: This should be featured.
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dijitz: LIU KANG WINGS

FAPTALITY
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Anonymous3: She's jillin'! Are you jillin'?
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fameshoop: This is amazing. Anyone know the original vid by any chance?!
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Anonymous4: I think you made my boner chuckle warmly.
Thank you.
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Seikuri: clips called chair breaking orgasm google and you'll find it.. it's way too cute to not see :D
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ablock: Oh god, feature please!
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Anonymous5: ahahhahaa
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Zetchzie: oh fuck thats funny
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Anonymous6: feature this please lol!
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Anonymous7: Haha. Awesome.
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Anonymous8: @Anonymous: fuck this ytmnd shit. it doesn't deserve a feature.
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RevUpThoseFryers: ladies and gentlemen...the girl who came upside-down
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jubilation_t_cornpone: Featured!
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Anonymous9: Eat a dick Anon7, It's featured, and funny as hell. That musta been your girl.
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jubilation_t_cornpone: Note: don't report this as rule 30. It would qualify only if the character had a page of pics.
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Anonymous10(2): Will you guys fix the messed up time stamps already? That is, if you want to..
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Anonymous11: funny
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Anonymous12: Ehh... Cool I guess?
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Anonymous13: looool wut
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Anonymous14: hahahahaha Holy shit ahahahaha XD
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Anonymous15: I admit, it's funny, but it's an godawful feature. Much like most features lately.
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broman88: liu kang kicking nami's butt hilarious.
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Sovereign_of_the_light: The Lou kang dance is fuckin hilarious
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Sovereign_of_the_light: The Liu kang dance is fuckin hilarious
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Anony-Miss: Well it's not controversial, but a funny+sexy feature is one I can always appreciate. :)
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Horus79: Finish Her!!!
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The_Elder_Troll: FATALITY!
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Anonymous16: This shit sucks because a) I saw this gif YEARS ago on /b/ and b) because the version of this gif that I originally saw had Liu Kang dancing at the end of it, which made it funnier than this version of this gif.
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Anonymous17: old... old like me.
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soheifox: @Anonymous: ... hey dumbass, this has Liu Kang dancing at the end of it.
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Anonymous18: @Anony-Miss: Watch as this turns into a feminism debacle for showing a woman being kicked repeatedly in the ass while masturbating.

lol jk
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jubilation_t_cornpone: That isn't typical?
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DarkAtHearts: lol
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estoyloco: this site has lost all.... allowing things like this, it isnt what is used to be years ago..
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O_Rly: It's alright, I guess.
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jubilation_t_cornpone: Just goes to reinforce one of the Fundamental Laws of Paheal: no matter WHAT the feature is, SOMEBODY will complain about it.
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deathstriker: @jubilation_t_cornpone: You cant please all of them, I like the turn these new features have taken.
More funny less disgusting than what they would be.
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hu4228: Yo VTEC just kicked in
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Farfegnugen: What's going on Rule 63 and Cosplay? Both redirect back to here.
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ZB: WOOOATATATATATATATATA! WOAATAAAAAH!!!
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Anonymous19: @Seikuri: Cute?
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OGBabyKiller87: HAAAAAAHAHAH! XD

The internet did a funny!
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Twistytie: How old is this gif again?
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Anonymous20: seen full vid on motherless it wasn't longer
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deadbee: this is featured? this gif has like an inch of dust on it
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Anonymous21: I think she is sexy. The girl.
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Anonymous22(21): what is her name
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loverofperfectfeet: @Anonymous: and fuck you bad sir
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loverofperfectfeet: also, sexy feet are sexy
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loverofperfectfeet: @estoyloco: oldfag is unfunny
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PinkBallons: @estoyloco: So leave.
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loverofperfectfeet: you won't be missed
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ColdFusion: I guffawed.
that's abbywinters? It definitely looks like one of their girls.
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DJR_1989: Finish Her!
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deathstriker: Thank you!
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resident: EPIC Victory
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Shadowdash: LOOOOOOL
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Anonymous23: @jubilation_t_cornpone: It's not been long enough since last time you did that, meaning this is just laziness.
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Anonymous24(16): I'm Anonymous14 (Anonymous22 now) and YOU'RE the dumbass here Soheifox because the version of this gif I saw here did NOT have Liu Kang dancing at the end of it, so that gif must have been replaced with the dancing version of that gif.
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imaajfpstnfo: THIS FEATURE IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD!
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The_Elder_Troll: This feature is funny and you should feel funny! FINISH HER!
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soheifox: @Anonymous: No it wasn't, dumbass. That's not how these imageboards work. The image number would be different if it had been, and your comment wouldn't be here.
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Flashlight237: Liu Kang Wins... Troll-ality
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Anonymous25(16): I'm Anonymous22 (Anonymous23 now) and YOU'RE the dumbass here Soheifox, because Liu Kang did NOT dance in the gif that I saw here. If the gif wasn't replaced like you claim, then my only conclusion is that the gif didn't load properly when I first saw it here.
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jubilation_t_cornpone: @Anonymous: The last time I did what? If you are talking about the fact that this was featured twice in a few hours, with another pic in between, that was a glitch that I had nothing to do with. Another admin repaaired it by reverting this one back to the feature.
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jubilation_t_cornpone: @Anonymous: That still doesn't make soheifox a dumbass. It would take clairvoyance to know everything you have or have not seen in your lifetime.
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Anonymous26(16): I'm Anonymous23 (Anonymous24 now) So there WAS a glitch of some sort, Jubilation? That explains why Liu Kang STILL isn't dancing at the end of that gif (on my computer, at least)!
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jubilation_t_cornpone: No, the problem is at your end. It's the same gif as before. Somebody changed the feature to a different image and somebody else changed it back. But it's the same physical image both times. It had the dance before and it has the dance now. I haven't seen it without the dance.
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Anonymous27: So, whats with rule 63? i cant get there anymore
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BleedinSkull: Now this is what i call a feature!
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leacheate_soup: Heh, never thought this gif would find its way here on paheal.
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Twistytie: I think this site is mighty fine if you ignore the massive pony retardation, the ridiculous moderation, the featured images being older than time itself, and the leagues and leagues of grabasstic fanboi retards.
It's a lot like deviantart, really.
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glassfragment: The chick's name is Chloe B. (aka "Strawberry")
Here's the original vid: http://www.xvideos.com/video360536/chair_breaking_orgasm
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Anonymous28: Flawless victory....
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jubilation_t_cornpone: @Twistytie: Lol, don't pull any more shit and you won't get moderated.
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Anonymous29(23): @jubilation_t_cornpone: Wow, you can't even connect the dots on something as simple as that? Do you have to have brain damage to become the featured image picker, or what?
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bAv-R34: @Anonymous: >shit talking the admins
>any year
>rape
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jubilation_t_cornpone: @Anonymous: Wow, you can't even make an unambiguous post? Someone has to click on the reply-to link to know what you are talking about? (And that doesn't always work anyway, if the person has posted more than once and the page doesn't jump.)

How would you recognize brain damage in someone else when your own brain doesn't work worth a shit?
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Athemco: LooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL
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Yiffing: This just in: there is no dance. There's not even a masturbating girl. There is only a chair and a fence.
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Twistytie: @jubilation_t_cornpone: I'm not implying I'm complaining that I was banned either, I'm complaining about how an unfunny "Ponies did 9/11" was a featured image and "Talk like a Pirate Day" was a thing that happened. This is the kind of stuff I would expect from teenage mods on facebook or reddit. But I must admit after these events, my opinion of the moderation of this site has diminished greatly.
I also noticed how defensive you're getting in these comments. Someone touch a nerve?
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Anonymous30: how is this 34?
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jubilation_t_cornpone: @Twistytie: Regarding "Ponies did 9/11" and TLaPD, you are saying that the site needs to be serious business? I don't recall anyone ever saying that. Perhaps we ought to eliminate all funny pics as well. Is that what you are asking for?
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Anonymous31: Old joke
Not funny
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Anonymous32: @Twistytie: Are you fucking new or something? I don't mean new to this site, either - I mean new to the Internet.
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estoyloco: pinkballoons, i'll leave when they stop uploading furry/broni porn and things like this
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JWN926: Don't hold your breath then...
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estoyloco: im just saying its not like it used to be when i joined. years ago
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PinkBallons: @estoyloco: Brony things? Maybe. Furry things? Never.
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JWN926: As long as they keep making new MLP episodes there will be no end in sight. And more stuff will be produced.

Wish I could have said the same for the Innocent Sin re-release, that was a major disappointment...
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Anonymous33: hahahahaha awesome!
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Overlady: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA LOL! The little dance he does at the end - priceless
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Anonymous34: Finish her! BICYCLE KICKING SQUIRT FUCKEDTALITY
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Anonymous35: LIU KANG WINS
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Anonymous36: @Twistytie: Don't like it?

Leave.

It's that simple.
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SodaPop: Oh god my great sides, laughed my boner off.
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Anonymous37: finish her!
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Candycock: I haven't had this good a laugh in quite awhile.
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Anonymous38: @estoyloco: Funny stuff like this ruins your day, you fucking sourcunt? This funny GIF makes you wanna leave? Then please do.

@estoyloco: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THAT TIRED OLD ASSININE NOISE.
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Anonymous39: This shit is old.
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jubilation_t_cornpone: But a lot of people haven't seen it, based on the comments in the thread. There are a lot more "this is funny" comments than "this shit is old" comments.
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Anonymous40: @Anonymous:

Shut your fucking mouth, asshole. Leave my girlfriend alone, please.
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Anonymous41(40): @Anonymous: hah.
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Anonymous42: LOLWUT
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jubilation_t_cornpone: anon 35-36, don't samefag.
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Anonymous43: @Anon33 is his own girlfriend
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Anonymous44(43): ^
I mean 35 goddamit
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Anonymous45(38): LOL I am Anon36
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PostHappy28: Best damn Feature in a while!
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Anonymous46(23): Everyone are retards, especially admins but especially the Cubix fanboys
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zacx666: @estoyloco: this gif is not furry/brony at all -_-
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jubilation_t_cornpone: @Anonymous: If you are, you changed your IP address, because the one you have now is different from 36. On the other hand, 35 and 36 have the same IP address and are replying to each other. Thus samefag.
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Cancer: when vaginas troll their owners
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Anonymous47(38): ^ VERY informative! :)

I give an A+++
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PinkBallons: @Anonymous: Copy pasta from wikipedia, I give it an F.
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Anony-Miss: @Anonymous: You would make a horrible teacher if you couldn't tell that was some sort of plagiarism.
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Anonymous48(38): ^ Yeah. First I better get to college to work on my Doctorate in "Wikipedia Studies." loll

I hope you're cute, Miss Anony.

Now who doesn't get when people are joking? ;)
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Anonymous49: @Anonymous: Cool story bro.
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Anonymous50: failed masturbation
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hueci: JAJAJA DIOS MIO ahora me pregunto que seria capas de superar este feature jaja lo unico que se me ocurre es decir SWEET BABY
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Anonymous51: Man this website has really went to shit ...
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Anonymous52(51): @Twistytie: Yeah exactly
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Anonymous53(51): @jubilation_t_cornpone: No this is generally agreed, because of mods like you, this site has went to shit
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jubilation_t_cornpone: Guess you'll have to find another one.
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Shamandalye: AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA A A HAHAHA! I FUCKING LOL'ED ONTO THE FLOOR!!! THIS IS FUCKING GREAT!!!!!!
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UncleSpongeSmoke: LIU KANG WITH THE BICYCLE KICK FOR THE ORGASMITALITY!
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tolpain: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MisterMetalDude: Queen : BICYCLE BICYCLE BICYCLE!!
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Anonymous54(23): Yeah, it's never your fault that bad decisions have been made, huh jtc? Always someone else... what a great basis for an admin.
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Anonymous55: LOL THIS IS SO LE FUNNY XD
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DarkAtHearts: The best -ever-!
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Anonymous56: Haters gonna hate, yo.
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TrashPirate: Finish Her with your sexy fatalities.
Come 'round in 9 months, shell give birth to Babalities.
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Zelda1984: I could care less about the feature, I just want to be able to visit Rule 63 and Cosplay already.
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jubilation_t_cornpone: @Anonymous: All of the bad decisions in the world today are the fault of Ron Stoppable. His existence, even as just a cartoon character, sends shock waves through the universe that cause everyone to make bad decisions at random times. The financial meltdown of a few years ago was his fault. Stockbrokers normally have the interests of society at heart and he caused them to go berserk with greed. The poor guys.
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Anonymous57: :D I never saw so many comments under a pic here.
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Anonymous58(2): @Anonymous: This is nothing, check out >>1. There's 3 times as many, and even that's not the most comments on a single pic here.
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Anonymous59: For anyone who wants to see the full thing

http://www.xvideos.com/video360536/chair_breaking_orgasm
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champofgalacticretards: Mortal Kombat rules
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Anonymous60: killed chair by orgasm
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JustADude: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Anonymous61: This feature isn't controversial enough.
Next.
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Big_bone123: i need someone to do that in front of me
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Big_bone123: it looks nice
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Anonymous62(23): Sucks that you can't click a link in someone's post without seeing their ugly ass manchild pony avatar.
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Anonymous63(2): @Anonymous: Yeah, the hell is up with some people?
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TrashPirate: @Anonymous: @Gomenasai: Welcome to Paheal, enjoy your stay. I brought refreshments.
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Dolfy246: FATALITY
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deathstriker: @Anonymous: Some of them are nice though.
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TrashPirate: Id rather see an avatar of some sorts than a blank or blue circle with white logo one.
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jubilation_t_cornpone: @Anonymous: Sucks that some people desperately grasp for something to whine about.
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Anonymous64(38): ^ You're taking this way too personally, and seriously.
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Anonymous65: LOLOL
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jubilation_t_cornpone: @Anonymous: It's actually funny.
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jubilation_t_cornpone: I didn't think he was referring to me anyway. My avatar isn't a pony, it's a statue of a conferate general on a horse.
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Anonymous66(38): I didn't click on Anon58's name, so I thought you were referring to the general complaining about the feature, as you've been unnecessarily butthurt about it throughout this comment section. And you are taking it too seriously, like it's a personal attack on you. It's just some people, for whatever reason, don't like it, that's all. Has nothing to do with you.
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Anonymous67(38): ^ I meant Anon57.

Just correcting my mistake. Don't ban me for "samefagging." <_<
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jubilation_t_cornpone: Actually, most of the things I responded to were indeed a personal attack, at least partially. They were about "ridiculous moderation" and similar rather than this particular feature. My comment "no matter WHAT the feature is, SOMEBODY will complain about it" was merely stating a truth that I don't think anyone can really dispute.
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Anonymous68: Anon delivers...

http://xhamster.com/movies/505386/orgasm_breaks_chair.html
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Krampus: hsuhaushauah the dancing in the end is hilarious
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TrashPirate: @Anonymous: Anon 53 already delivered. Return this one to sender with armed, remote detonation explosives on the bottom.
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jubilation_t_cornpone: @Big_bone123: Masturbate, kick a girl's ass, or dance?
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Anonymous69: Very funny. Who cares if old? The Internet is massive enough that no one person has seen everything. I, myself, haven't seen this before. Enjoyable
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Anonymous70: All thats sexual cornpone
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Anonymous71(70): i need to find this girl...

she seems kinky
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pablo903: LOL FUNNY XD
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imaajfpstnfo: @jubilation_t_cornpone: Actually, I can :D Some of my features were 100% complain free. Which proves peoples good taste I guess and made me into the arrogant piece of awesome shit that I am now. Suck it. ;D
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mrbutt2: this counts as snuff porn if you're a chair.
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imaajfpstnfo: @mrbutt2: hot.
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ChupMobil: Well, it's actually porn, but... It's too funny to fap.
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Anonymous72: Extra hard orgasm with extra hard devastation.
I just love it.
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Anonymous73: lui kang wins byciclekickfaptality
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Anonymous74: lololololololololol
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exactag: She goes by the name of "Chloe B".
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digoxin: Should I fap or should I laugh?
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PinkBallons: @digoxin: Both, at the same time.
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Fantasydemon: Can't stop laughing!
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Anonymous75(38): Are you serious?! Is that what the complaint is?! That this isn't porn?! This is both funny, and hot.

"This place isn't like it used to be?!" What kind of retarded oldfag shit is that? Exactly what did the standards of this place use to be? How is this not on par with those standards?

You people just shut the fuck up.
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Senfyero: This is golden. Nuff said.
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Anonymous76(8): @Anonymous: cool story bro.
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Anonymous77: @Anonymous: Everyone are? go back to school
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AnonymouslyAgnostic: Oh goddammit. They're not anonymous anymore!
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PinkBallons: @AnonymouslyAgnostic: And then samefagging without an account became much harder.
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jubilation_t_cornpone: Yep, that's the idea. The admins have been able to see samefagging this way all along. It took me a while to realize that users couldn't. Turns out that there's a switch in the configuration to turn it on for users. So there's no POINT in samefagging any more. You can't hide it.

Also, samefagging WITH accounts is against the rules, since multiple accounts are against the rules.
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Lapp: @jubilation_t_cornpone: You always get us the nicest things, JT. <3
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jubilation_t_cornpone: And it's not even your birthday. Or is it? Early christmas, then.
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PinkBallons: @jubilation_t_cornpone: As Gomenasai pointed out on >>947826, people can still samefag with a single account by logging off and posting as an anon, though.
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Anonymous78(2): The Anon thing is nice and all but please fix the time stamps.
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jubilation_t_cornpone: Admins can still easily detect that, it just doesn't jump out at us in such an obvious way. I've temp-banned quite a few people for doing that.
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jubilation_t_cornpone: I'll mention the time stamps to shish.
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Anonymous79(2): Thanks.
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Anonymous80: Feature is very bad. Very old. seen 1000x before and taken from 10,000 other sites.
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Dolfy246: ^
Cool story.
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Anonymous81: @Anon71 - Sounds like a great life you've got there, bro.
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Anonymous82(38): What is this happy horseshit? What are those parentheses? Are these new ID for anons?

Was this your idea, Jubilation? Why the fuck are you admins such GOD DAMN retardedly anal neatnick fucks about the stupidest most insignificant shit?

WHY? The fuck is the point of this shit? This only benefits users, and the admins could always distinguish between anons through IP addresses! The admins don't give a shit what users wants. So why the fuck was this done? Who even gives a shit about samfagging?! Is samefagging some kind of fucking problem anyway?! LOL WHO GIVES A FUCK?! Maybe to immature boymen when the kiddies don't play by the rules of their playground games, but in the scheme of things, WHO REALLY GIVES A FUCK IF SOME SORRY SACK PRETENDS TO BE MULTIPLE ANON???? WHOOOO GIIIIVES A FUUUUUCK???? LMAO

This isn't a problem for me, because I've never samefagged, except for occaisionally, and it was in small increments, and few and far between, and ALWAYS done for the lulz in the moment. I am NOT one of these people that makes a habit out of it, and does it for astoundly gay-ass reasons that are serious to the samefag. But I just don't see the point of this. I'll admit it was a small comfort and convience that no one knows who I am from page to page, but it's not like anyone's going to be memorizing anon's numbers lol, and paying attention to them. It will only be relevant to the given page.

arse, who cares? I just think this is annoying. Not all anons are equal, so I guess I can look at the bright side, and note that my individuality will now shine forth and LIGHT UP THE SKY.
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PinkBallons: @Anonymous: It would shine even brighter if you just made an account.
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RogerTheRabbit: @Anonymous: The ID's are a way to prevent spaming, you asshole. Not everything is about you, kid.
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Anonymous83(38): ^ How. The. Fuck. Does it do that? How does that prevent something that was already being taken care of on a regular basis? Admins were banning people who spam all the time with or without usernames - it didn't matter. How the fuck is this going to have any different affect?
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Anonymous84(38): @PinkBallons: And what would be the point of that?
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PinkBallons: @Anonymous: Now users can reliably report samefags, and any spamming that occurs within a single thread, instead of the admins having to catch it every time.

So you can actually be helpful to the website in a direct way through reports, fixing tags, uploading images, etc. Besides, what's the point of being an anon; especially now?
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Anonymous85(38): @PinkBallons: Okay..... but that brings us back to what I first asked: what does that MATTER to you if someone's samefagging?! So this is just giving power to the unruly, irrational mob?! WHO CARES??? How does that affect ANYTHING??? The users are even more fucktardedly anal than the admins, like when they critique great art, report pictures from paid hentai sites, whining that something isn't porn - these annoying little cretins just drag the place down. And somehow it matters to them that - UH OH, SOMEONE MAY OR MAY NOT BE THE SAME PERSON THAT JUST COMMENTED? (lol). They do worse to this place than any samefag or spammer. That shit doesn't bother me.

And to address your other point: yeah, I guess. Uploading pics, and fixing tags, yeah. I've seen porn that's not been put here in some places, and sometimes I see characters and things that haven't properly been tagged, but I just leave that up to other people. I'm just here to appreciate fine art and troll.
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PinkBallons: @Anonymous: The rules of this website, including not_porn, DNP, and those on samefagging, exist, whether you or anyone else disagrees with them or not. If those rules are violated, those responsible need to be reported. This is simply a way to make that process easier.
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CrotchboobAddict: Cool, so now you can see if anyone is samefagging, but what if you change ip?
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RogerTheRabbit: @Anonymous: The rules we help with keep the site going, so idiots like you can still post here. There, we've answered all your shitty questions. Now shut the fuck up and fap.
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Anonymous86(38): @PinkBallons: Holy fucking shit are you retarded? Will no one answer my gawd damn question? Jubilation?

Yes, the rules.... yes. JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE THERE DOESN'T MEAN THAT THEY ARE THE LAW OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE, AND THAT THEY MAKE SENSE, AND THAT THEY ARE UNQUESTIONABLE. THE QUESTION REMAIIINS: WHY THE FUCK DOES IT MATTER TO YOU THAT SOMEONE IS SAMEFAGGING? HOW DOES THAT AFFECT YOUR DAY, HMMMMMMMM? Exactly what do you GET from reporting this shit, you snitch? A pet from the teacher? A golden star on your chart? A cookie? Some kind of sense of usefulness in society? HOLY GAWD. O_O

I would never report a pic ever, unless it was CP, but if I was a user, I might just report every fucking loli, futa, and pony pic for an admin to load into a giant cannon and fire into the sun.

So, as near as I've been able to tell, PinkBalloons: there IS no reason to become a user, except for one thing: your own speshul nickname, and a face to attach to your persona. Which would work for me, since I'm one of the best users on the site, only it's a secret because I'm hiding as an anon. :)
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RogerTheRabbit: @Anonymous: I see, so you would report but only what you feel needs to be reported.
Yeah, that isn't a bit hypocritical at all. /s
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imaajfpstnfo: Hahaha, hey, mommy, look at all the retarded people!
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Dolfy246: Anonymous76(33)
Please, keep going. I'll be getting my popcorn. Oh boy, this is even better than going to the cinema.

But srsly. Have you reached puberty yet?
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Tenlen: I remember when this had only 3 comments
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jubilation_t_cornpone: @imaajfpstnfo: And now you can tell all the retarded people are just one guy.
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jubilation_t_cornpone: "there IS no reason to become a user, except for one thing: your own speshul nickname"

Duh, there's also uploading pics. You know, contributing to the site rather than just being a parasite.
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PinkBallons: @Anonymous: All idiocy aside: By becoming a user, it would become far easier to keep track of your own comments, as the last 10 you've made appear on your profile page, and it allows you to use the "commented_by=" command to keep track of every single comment you've ever made. Another couple of perks are the ability to send PM's and upvote/downvote images. So yeah, it's not all about being helpful to the website, it benefits you as well.
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Anonymous87: Samefags say "Ouch".
Now I have the urge to revisit some old pics and see how this goes lol.
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Anonymous88: >implying this will stop anyone from samefagging
Oh boy I sure do love my dynamic IP
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jubilation_t_cornpone: There's no reason you can't report samefagging long after the fact. Once switched on, it instantly affects every pic on the site.

Remember, though, just having multiple comments in the same thread isn't samefagging. It's when you interact with your "selves", agreeing with them, supporting them, praising them, arguing with them, etc.
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jubilation_t_cornpone: @Anonymous: Doesn't stop it, makes it more effort. Do you REALLY want to switch IP addresses for every fucking comment you make?
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Anonymous89(38): Hey mommy, look at all the retarded little faggots who think they're something. Wait - what the fuck kind of utterance is that for someone to make? What?

Several of you have made simple insinuations that I said something really, really stupid. Okay. Well, I just checked, and I said absolutely nothing stupid. I should fucking know. I'm smarter than every one you little fucktards.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... now I see. THIS is the real reason it was a problem Anons couldn't be identified. It's because when Anons weren't identified, the hive mind of /b/tards couldn't pile on to one person like the pussy little mob of retarded boy-men they are. Seriously.... tell me why the fuck you people all think you're so smart? Oh why?

And here we go. Everyone come get your ownings. Ownings for all.

@RogerTheRabbit: You have not just made an insightful comment there, you pleonastic little twat, if that is what you think you have just done.

@Dolfy246: Holy shit, you are a dumb little faggot. Now what exactly do you think is happening here, and what kind of person do you think you are? I can see you certainly think SOMETHING is going on here; but I can tell you that nothing is happening here of note, and that you are a dumb little faggot....

@jubilation_t_cornpone: Stop being a stupid faggot, Jubiliation. This is why people hate you.

@PinkBallons: "All idiocy aside...." Uh... there wasn't any, but you are an idiot, and I'm being nice to you, such as not even bringing it up. I'll be sure to stop that from now on.

And all PinkBalloons faggotry aside....

That sounds pretty good, actually. That's the one good thing I've heard so far. But, I see having a name only means it's a free-for-all sign to be discriminated against you - so NOPE, I think I'll be just fine parasiting off this site for now. I remember what happened the last time I decided to become a contributing member to a cartoon porn community.
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Anonymous90(38): WHOA NELLY! :O
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Silent_Witness: @Anonymous: Bit of advice, you should show a bit more respect to Jubilation. He's a mod here, and he can ban your stupid ass whether or not you have an account here.
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Anonymous91(38): Respect has to be earned.
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deathstriker: @Anonymous: Delicious butthurt is delicious, keep your pain comming it pleases us.
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PinkBallons: @Anonymous: The fact that you called someone who's been trying to help you out a useless retarded snitch and insulted them both as a user and a brony, then turned around and said you were being nice to them; that is the idiocy I was referring to.
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jubilation_t_cornpone: @Anonymous: lol, what a stream of verbal diarrhea, without a single coherent thought.
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Anonymous92(51): Well this place does suck now, we have preteen admins that belong in deviant art
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Anonymous93(38): @deathstriker: -_____- You have no idea what the fuck is going on you trite little cocksucker. Please. You little fucking retard. PLEASE shut the fuck up with that noise.

GOD YOU SOUND LIKE A REPELLENT LITTLE CUNT. "Oohoo DELISHUSS!" "Teh pain it plzs uss yessss." You sound like you're beating off while you write that, and this shit is all in your head anyway. DO NOT act like you're as clever as you are. You don't know what the fuck you're doing, you little sack of shit. I can't express with enough words

@jubilation_t_cornpone: Absolutely any stupid fuck like tardstriker can make a statement like that - JUST SAYING IT DOESN'T MAKE IT TRUE. THANKS for your opinion, though, you anal retentive android prick.
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Neeckin: Goodness, there sure is a big argument going on in here...
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Anonymous94(38): @jubilation_t_cornpone: LOL was sticking up for you, too. Yeah, sure. The admins suck. I get it now.

@deathstriker: Deathstriker, there's not enough words to describe how fucking shitty you are. You are NOT COOL. NOT SMART. NOT a clever troll. You're COMPLETE PIECE OF SHIT. Get your faphappy 13-year-old ass back to 4chan where you belong you worthless little /b/ cancer cell.

And you're a brony, so you already failed before this begun. You'll desperately cling to anything you can to make yourself look like you're coming out on top as a winner.
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Roflcakes: The amount of genuine insanity in this thread is fantastic. Paheal features always deliver.
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jubilation_t_cornpone: Who'da thunk that a feature like this would incite such chaos? It isn't even political, religious, or gross.
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JWN926: Chaos isn't really even related to the feature itself. >_>;
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Sodomius: The video itself was pretty boring. Glad Liu Kang made this gif even funnier.
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Anonymous95: The chaos comes from the "anti-samefagging feature", not the featured pic.
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deathstriker: Guys guys guys, gather here, come and check this guy @Anonymous: @Anonymous: out, now I know some of you would first rool naked in broken glasses for about an hour and then dive head-first to a pool that has been infected with cancerAIDS than go anywhere near an anon (at least the broken glasses and the pool of cancerAIDS hold some value, no matter how little this is) but I promise you, it will be well worth the experience.
Because I think, we are on the verge of a new scientific discovery here, check this anon's comments, I know its tough but bear with it and make sure to read them all very carefully and in some cases read them twice.

You've done that? Good, now tell me, is it just me or at LONG LAST we have found scientific proof that you can fill anything with information and still manage to fill nothing with information?
The SUPREME POWER OF ZERO has been found, the ultimate state of nirvana as been chanted by Hindu clergy as been practised by Buddist monks for hundreds upon hundreds of years, the ultimate zero, the power of nothingness as been thought by Capcom when trying to create a subplot to get Gouken back in SFIV is reall at last!

But, can we be certain of it? Can we be so sure that this power has been reached? As you all may know and as science paraphrazed says:"One time is a fluke, two times is a coincedence, three times, you have a pattern here", so in order for us to be 100% sure that we have made this scientific discovery we must conduct the experiment again.
And how pray-tell we are gonna do that you might ask?

From my observation upon the speciments (aka "Anon"), it has been observed that it reaches this state of existence (aka "0") when provoked by ad hominems and other forms of vulgarity directed towards him. So I am going to provoce another reaction from him wishing that my observations are correct.

And now I ask of you! Will you participate on the biggest experiment humanity has ever known CERN-be-damned? Will you do this? FOR SCIENCE!

Then watch my steps and try to keep up:

You miserable fucking asshole Anon33, stop being so fucking butthurted because they pull your oh-so-wonderfull privilege of being able to be a succesfull faggot twice in a picture and get called for being a succesfull faggot, you messed with the wrong motherfucker bitch (and speaking of mothers, does yours knows you are a whiny little bitch, and if yes does she complains about competition?), some strategic info little fucktard: When you want to go face to face with someone never choose war, allways choose victory, that's what I did and that's why I know your next try of comeback will be as much as whiny and as much as butthurted like all your previous ones, because I know your type, you are a fucking broken clock, everybody can tell what time you say.

If you cant stand being called for your faggotry on the internet then get the fuck out of it!
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Lapp: Jesus don't gotta take none o' dis shit.

Better watch yo' ass Fuckerfly. Jesus want him some o' dat.
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th3greatc0w: @dijitz: Lol. i see what u did der.
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Anonymous96(8): @deathstriker: STFU
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TrashPirate: Duck and cover and build trenches in this green battlefield of a comment section.
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Anonymous97: Sooooo... when is Binders Full of Women gonna be featured?
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Anonymous98: lolwut?
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Bomb_At_Midnight: The laughter took away my boner.
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Anonymous99: I wonder how much that chair cost, it looks like she'll need a new one.
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Anonymous100(99): I wonder how much that chair cost?
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Anonymous101(99): Sorry about double posting the same thing twice.
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Anonymous102: hahahaha
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redninja64: numer 93 over 90 comments!!!!
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niegoL: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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LuvDaArt: da fuq!?
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Anonymous103: jajajajajajajaja
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Anonymous104: LAWLZ
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Anonymous105: BWAHAHA xD
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Valian: 100 score get
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ILUVKITANA: This comment section has gone to shit.


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