Anonymous4: It's sad yet hilarious that this is the only legit straight porn in the Wreck It Ralph tag that doesn't involve a 9 year old. And yeah, I laughed at that part too.
Anonymous10: - Calhoun): "Who's the pussy? Let's here it Felix! Who?"
- Felix): I am! Oh, I just lost my load! [where did you hide my hammer?]"
- Calhoun): "Great! From now on you will only cum after I beat the shit out of you. You pussy!"
- And folks that's how another, new sissy pussyboy was born.
Anonymous11: Anon 5 and Anon 9 - for the thousandth goddamn time this has to be explained to delusional weirdos, the characters in the movie don't age and Vanellope is permanently 9, just like Ralph/Felix/Calhoun are all permanently 20s/30s. Vanellope isn't 15 or 24 or whatever the hell, she's blatantly shown to be a child physically and mentally
Why can't people just admit this instead of trying to justify it in the stupidest ways possible
- Reply
- Reply
- Felix): I am! Oh, I just lost my load! [where did you hide my hammer?]"
- Calhoun): "Great! From now on you will only cum after I beat the shit out of you. You pussy!"
- And folks that's how another, new sissy pussyboy was born.
Why can't people just admit this instead of trying to justify it in the stupidest ways possible