Krawczyk: Good NightSweet Prince! 1959-2015 Nothing flashy or megapix for this feature, I can't top what this nook done at e3, nor that quote in the first article. Ya just can't mess with perfection.
Anonymous1: Good, maybe we can get some new blood in that fucking company and they can start the race that Sony and Microsoft have been running for the past NINE years without Nintendo. Wii was a fucking failure, they need to look at the Gamecube and go from there.
BRYONO: Oh dear god.... I think this calls for a sad face palm moment since they change these on Sunday don't they? Or Saturday I don't know... Why in the world they would choose this. It reminds me of that the Re-Run of the Robin Williams Family Guy episode was suppose to air and then it was changed since they found out he died. R.I.P to both.
Richardthedragon: @Anonymous: It's very rare that I get mad at some anonymous douchepickle over something they have said... But when I do, it's because someone has no respect for the dead and has absolutely no honor. I hope your death is slow and excruciating.
Gackt: R.I.P. Iwata
Thank you for giving us such memorable trademark character's over the years, that Sony nor Microsoft has been able do except the $10 or less section at Gamestop.
Krawczyk: @Gackt: Technically Sony gave up the earliest in the 'mascot/memorable character' race. And even then, Crash isn't actually in-house. They're the only game company that hasn't cared about making a mascot, or investing in new IP. So all their best games are One-Hit Wonders because Sony itself says they don't have interest in games outside "blockbuster bestsellers"
Even Microsoft tried giving mascots (Blinx) and reviving old IPs (Conker) a chance. Sony is basically just a distribution house for games everyone else makes.
moximoore: I just glanced in my phones news feed when I found out about it. Damn, this sucks. Even though he had a thick accent (His English did get much better over time), it was nice to someone from NOA speak directly to their western consumers. Hell, not even Miyamoto speaks any real english. Is there anyone left at Nintendo of Japan who can directly communicate with western audiences.
....Oh, god. I didn't mean that as a pun. It just typed out of me.
Franky_Whiskey: Well, fuck. Great people are dying so fucking early nowadays, I wonder what does it tell about my prospect of life? I'm so probably gonna be dead by my mid 30's :(
Seriously, folks, these last 15 years have been really sucky, with cool dudes and ladies dying here an there faster than a blackman spends his paycheck on MLK day. Fucking reptilians and grays, I know their asses is behind all this shit!
RIP Iwata Satoru, play for us in our hour of Wii. Ramen.
Anonymous8: @Anonymous: It's especially funny considering based on reviews and stuff, the Wii (not the U) was a giant success, and the Gamecube was one of their biggest failures (along with the Wii U), though I personally loved the gamecube.
Anonymous10: This site is getting worse and unorganized. With all the images being deleted and re uploaded has made this site unusable to find new content.
I have used this site for 5+ years. I am sad to say but I am now looking for a alternative.
I am talking about Gwen Tennyson. The pages are complete mess and stuff from 5 years ago's now at the front of the page.
AnonV3: RIP in pieces you faggot. Nintendo was the worst game company to ever exist. They attempted to strangle their own innovation, hold back true game developers and tried desperately to enforce a puritanical and double standard code of 'ethics' on anyone and everyone attempting to put out a game ever. Only when other companies decided to move into the markets Nintendo was purposefully excluding did they finally - finally - drop the family-fellatio act and start producing meaningful and interesting games.
Fuck Nintendo - and fuck this asshole too for forcing family-friendly bullshit on the gaming public.
MC-W1SH: @AnonV3: I'll be sure to take a shit in your casket once your sorry ass dies. You fucking disrespectful piece of shit. Fuck you. It's one thing not liking Nintendo but pissing on Iwata after his death is beyond disrespectful.
AnonV3: @MC-W1SH: Eh, if there wasn't this cut-wrist bullshit about his passing and 'how gaming has lost a master' or something, I wouldn't care about it but Nintendo has always been to me the worst of the Big Company gaming excesses. Under Iwata, they coasted on their past successes and produced nothing new. In fact, not only did they coast but they seemed to actively kill anything halfway decent that could have happened on anything they ever did. A strangehold on their hardware that consoles even now are struggling under, an ethical high horse that was not only unwarranted but actively harmful to gaming as a developing industry and (pfft) art form, a backwards looking idealized wish for a golden age that never really was ... Iwata was the president for all of that. He was GIVEN the Gamecube (which wasn't great but a step in the right direction) and he sat on it for years while other companies ran ahead.
And the games! Mario, Metroid, Castelvania, Link ... did I miss any? Because honestly, big names sure but what new did he oversee? Wii Sports? Smash Bro-oh wait 1999. If the gaming 'journalists' weren't metaphorically slitting their wrists and crying about the end of an era - an era I personally am very happy to see closed - I'd probably shrug and say 'that sucks' and go on about my life. But since everyone is making a huge deal about this, well, fuck it.
'Iwata was a nice old man with a nice old man mentality and should have stopped trying to influence games about fifteen years ago.' Is that better? Less blunt? More tactful?
Anonymous11: arse, now he's getting anal vored in hell... good times! :3 and nobody ever saw him again or gave a crap. bw ha.. bw aha... BW HA HA. BW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA¡!!
EmperorCatz: @AnonV3: I guess my above comment goes for you and anyone else who has your mentality as well.
Anyway, as for my comment directly to you:
While you may not have liked Iwata, that is no reason to celebrate his death, and look like a complete scumbag.
Anonymous14: Well, great. Another big man in gaming has passed. With his death, an era of Nintendo's legacy ends. And with the Wii U being such a miserable failure, completely failing to fulfill the very reason it exists by driving away its only market and turning away so many game developers that could have turned things around for the Wii U... I'm sorry to say, but I don't think this is just the end of the Iwata era... I think this is the beginning of the end of Nintendo being a first-party company. I hope their plan for Project MX can prove me wrong.
Sincerely, a Sony fan that wishes for Nintendo to remain strong despite preferring Sony. RIP Satoru Iwata.
Franky_Whiskey: @Anonymous: What Nintendo needs is to return to their roots as purveyors of innovative games, not innovative hardware. Call me a fanboy, but to me the N64 era was the last one to try to push the envelope in delivering fresh game mechanics, like Forsaken's 6-axis flight controls, Mischief Makers' grab-and-throw game formula, Bad Fur Day's really unbalanced yet addictive multiplayer modes. Of course, the GameCube had a few gems in it, like Luigi's Mansion, Wind Waker, Pikmin, but they pale a bit in comparison.
So far I'm positive Splatoon is a good step in the right direction, but seriously: we already hit a plateau on hardware development and graphics evolution, so there's no need for Nintendo, nor any of the other big companies, to zerg rush for the next "it" console for at least the next 10 years at the minimum.
They should focus their strength in thinking out of the box like the old times, to develop games that focus less on rehashes of their titular mascots like Link or Mario. That was the mistake they did when they tried to compete against the PS2 and Xbox instead of reinforcing for a few more years the strong market niche they had with the N64.
Here's hoping for Nintendo to go back to being the creative powerhouse they once were. Or still are, but are too afraid to experiment.
Anonymous15: TBH, Nintendo doesn't have to change at all, they're set for life with all the DLCs and Amiibo. seriously, all other game companies have tried for years to make DLCs popular, nintendo tries for their first time and make a gold mine
Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: Porkyman rights, Seattle Mariners (Yes, they still own the team), Mario, and Zelda. If they don't make money on the games, shirts, toys and other junk will get them money. One of the main reasons why Microsoft got their hands on Minecraft.
Farfegnugen: @meow-meow: Welp, that's how business works. Minecraft is a big old cash cow. Someone makes a shirt or some stupid book about it, Microsoft is going to get a cut of it.
EmperorCatz: @soheifox: Your brother in law sounds like a disrespectful prick. From what I noticed PlayStation fanboys love to obsess over the PS4's lead in sales. They seem to ignore that Nintendo has given more interesting, creative games, and that Microsoft has been listening to fans to make Xbox One a better console.
Darkstar293: Jesus, everyone is dying too early...first The Rev from A7X, then Robin Williams, then Monty Oum, the creator of RWBY, and now this...? ...This world is cruel. R.I.P, all of you.
Krawczyk: @Franky_Whiskey: Yarly mate, remember how gr8 the early PS1 games were? Hell even Square had talent back then. Einhander, Ehrgeiz, Tobal, Front Mission, Brave Fencer Musashi...
literally everyone was experimenting AND pushing hardware up AT THE SAME TIME Why the fuck ain' the industry multi-talented anymore, got-damn. They only focus on the boob/hair physics, graphics, and cramming more shit into larger discs. Nobody cares if that filler content is WORTHY content.
Like that bullshit with Activision's action games where some content is locked behind side missions, and the side missions are fucking time trials (Prototype was terrible for this.)
Franky_Whiskey: @Krawczyk: That's what happens when your vidya company is run by chairmen and stockholders, who know and want nothing more to make a fat buck. No room to develop the next Star Fox-Ace Gun-Contra hybrid that could be the next hype if you can score a couple hundred billion yens by releasing a reworked version of Majora's Mask.
...which I shamelessly bought and enjoyed. Guess I see what the problem's here...
Anonymous23: To the person who made that pic up top, YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF!!! The man is dead, and your making fun of him what's the fuck wrong with you!!!
Anonymous24: Nintendo. The only company that was still trying new things for better or for worse. RiP Iwata, and hope that Nintendo will continue to live out your dreams. He is now in the ultimate LAN party in Heaven, giving new ideas for the folks upstairs to play!
Anonymous25: @Farfegnugen: I'm a frequenter here and never before have I seen someone be such an asshole responding to people. I won't make this a paragraph as you're probably already giggling over this as you read it
Anonymous26: Yeesh, leave it to rule34 anons to start flame wars after someone dies on a picture of the deceased person getting a handjob. R.I.P. Iwata.
Anonymous27: What, Iwota died? Big hug but HOW!?!??! I thought the people at Nintendo were Immortal or something. I'm pretty sure Miyamoto is, but Iwota is dead? At 50? Holy shit, I thought they used some magic Japanese sauna steam room to rejuvenate themselves... And all these years I've been living a lie... Like wtf...
Also there was another one that I saw posted, with Mario as Mustang and Peach as Hawkeye from the Maes Hughes funeral scene, but the artist seemed to have taken it down when I was assembling that post. :[
I looked for 3 hours and didn't find it! I guess he must have made himself too sad.
@Anonymous: Bile Duct infection. Ya can't regen from things where ya body attacks itself!
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1959-2015
Nothing flashy or megapix for this feature, I can't top what this nook done at e3, nor that quote in the first article. Ya just can't mess with perfection.
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Here be official confirmation!
If anyone has a twatter, lets see if we can give Iwata one last gift, immortalising his influence by beating Tyler the Creator!
Already a fourth of the way there!
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You will always be remembered.
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why ;-;
Goodnight sweet prince
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We'll never forget you. ;-;
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We'll never forget you. ;-;
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NANU NANU Use the force Luke!
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Just lookit all the fun experimental games in the PS1's lifecycle, then when the PS2 came out, after about 5 months it was nothing but sequels. And one really really awesome and hawt wrestling game, winkwink.
Even Microsoft tried giving mascots (Blinx) and reviving old IPs (Conker) a chance. Sony is basically just a distribution house for games everyone else makes.
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....Oh, god. I didn't mean that as a pun. It just typed out of me.
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Seriously, folks, these last 15 years have been really sucky, with cool dudes and ladies dying here an there faster than a blackman spends his paycheck on MLK day. Fucking reptilians and grays, I know their asses is behind all this shit!
RIP Iwata Satoru, play for us in our hour of Wii. Ramen.
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Ramen.
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I have used this site for 5+ years. I am sad to say but I am now looking for a alternative.
I am talking about Gwen Tennyson. The pages are complete mess and stuff from 5 years ago's now at the front of the page.
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Fuck Nintendo - and fuck this asshole too for forcing family-friendly bullshit on the gaming public.
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And the games! Mario, Metroid, Castelvania, Link ... did I miss any? Because honestly, big names sure but what new did he oversee? Wii Sports? Smash Bro-oh wait 1999. If the gaming 'journalists' weren't metaphorically slitting their wrists and crying about the end of an era - an era I personally am very happy to see closed - I'd probably shrug and say 'that sucks' and go on about my life. But since everyone is making a huge deal about this, well, fuck it.
'Iwata was a nice old man with a nice old man mentality and should have stopped trying to influence games about fifteen years ago.' Is that better? Less blunt? More tactful?
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Anyway, as for my comment directly to you:
While you may not have liked Iwata, that is no reason to celebrate his death, and look like a complete scumbag.
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Sorry. That's just a fact.
RIP Iwata. You made some dumb moves at times no doubt, but you and your company revitalized an industry from death.
Sincerely, a Sony fan that wishes for Nintendo to remain strong despite preferring Sony. RIP Satoru Iwata.
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So far I'm positive Splatoon is a good step in the right direction, but seriously: we already hit a plateau on hardware development and graphics evolution, so there's no need for Nintendo, nor any of the other big companies, to zerg rush for the next "it" console for at least the next 10 years at the minimum.
They should focus their strength in thinking out of the box like the old times, to develop games that focus less on rehashes of their titular mascots like Link or Mario. That was the mistake they did when they tried to compete against the PS2 and Xbox instead of reinforcing for a few more years the strong market niche they had with the N64.
Here's hoping for Nintendo to go back to being the creative powerhouse they once were. Or still are, but are too afraid to experiment.
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To whoever drew this: you're a disrespectful faggot.
TOO SOON
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ew. thats a disgrace for microsoft...
also, wtf is rule35.paheal.net?
"If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made"?
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What the hell is wrong with Sony and it's fans?
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literally everyone was experimenting AND pushing hardware up AT THE SAME TIME
Why the fuck ain' the industry multi-talented anymore, got-damn. They only focus on the boob/hair physics, graphics, and cramming more shit into larger discs. Nobody cares if that filler content is WORTHY content.
Like that bullshit with Activision's action games where some content is locked behind side missions, and the side missions are fucking time trials (Prototype was terrible for this.)
Anyway I found some fun tribute pix.
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And way too SFW! ;-)
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...which I shamelessly bought and enjoyed. Guess I see what the problem's here...
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I love my fans.
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Heretics! Criminals against good taste and sense! EXTRA HERETICAL
Also there was another one that I saw posted, with Mario as Mustang and Peach as Hawkeye from the Maes Hughes funeral scene, but the artist seemed to have taken it down when I was assembling that post. :[
I looked for 3 hours and didn't find it! I guess he must have made himself too sad.
@Anonymous: Bile Duct infection. Ya can't regen from things where ya body attacks itself!
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