Dee: Joe your talents are wasted on furries (my opinion) this is the best pic in your section on R34 its so cute just something about how you do the face makes her so adorable but furries dont have the same type of face at her and humans
Anonymous68: See, this is an excellent use for mirror goggles (big goggles that have mirrors on the lenses so you can look in the direction of what you are looking and still have the benefit of the mirror defense.)
Gallows187: They need something higher up than "feature" so we can put this there.
What about a top 100 of all time or similar, reserved for the best of the best and not some line art of a penis having sex with a comic book page or fruit shaped like genitals?
Hadoken: And now Hadoken will present the Educational bit for the rest of you...Medusa would likely have been this good looking, or better, see, she was a human preistess of athena, thing is, her beauty caught the attention of poseidon, who promptly raped her, and to add more injury and insult to that, athena blamed Medusa for not being "pure" and cursed her to become a hideous gorgon. yeah, there's a deity you really want to work for.
Anonymous84: Pessoal, essa tela de fundo do Atari Jaguar já está enjoativa demais em ver, num Site 99,9989% de putaria nela. Quando voltará o logotipo oficial do Rules34?
Anonymous110: Here's an interesting thought: Lobsters have a rather unique sort of eye, instead of using a lens to focus light on the retina, their eyes are comprised of hundreds of tiny mirrors, which serve a similar function, but by reflection instead of refraction.....I wonder if that makes them immune to Medusa?
MrAnon: Fun fact: If you are looking at this post, you are not looking in her eyes, nor her tits, or even a pussy shot for that matter. You are looking down. Very very far down.
Anonymous122(64): huh what ya sa- *turns to stone* *walks back with a soda* o did i forget to mention i can replace myself with clones *looks at her breasts some more*
Wilren: ADAM: The next myth we're gonna test is the original Greek myth of Medusa. Apparently, it wasn't any kind of magic or anything that made her turn men to stone, it was just that she was absolutely hideous!
JAMIE: *flashes this picture to Adam* Busted.
ADAM: ...Yep, gotta agree. Busted.
TeeCee: Fun little note in the annals of greek mythology; Medusa was once considered a beautiful woman, even on par with the greek Goddess Aphrodite. So as it happens, the god Poseidon takes a liking to Medusa, and as gods are wont to do, takes her to the Temple of Athena and proceeds to rape the fuck out of her.
Right, so then after a few hours of that, Poseidon steps out to take a quick smoke break, again as gods are wont to do. Meanwhile, Athena appears, sees the raped Medusa lying on her temple ground, and being the gigantic bitch that she is, decides to then curse Medusa into the ugly creature with snake hair that she's normally portrayed as.
So, cut to years later, once again a god, this time Zeus, rapes another woman, this time a queen, just to piss of her king. King goes mad, tosses his wife and child into the sea, and if you've seen the movie, the boy (Perceus) survives, and is then told to go bug off and kill Medusa-the-raped-and-disfigured. He does so galantly, and chops her head off, stuffing it in a sack. Mind you, not the way it's portrayed in the movie; for you see, Medusa doesn't go all around the countryside turning people to stone, no, instead, she actually sought out comfort from the only two beings she wouldn't turn into stone on sight; her sisters, Stheno and Euryale, who were already snake-haired monsters with the added benefit of being immortal. (Medusa, obviously, wasn't.) So in one of the most misinterpreted, anti-heroic acts in the entirity of Greek mythology, Perceus walks into the cave where the three are *sleeping*, and lops her head clean off without a second thought. And not only does her head simply come off, but something else springs out as well; the god-horse Pegasus. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, as it turns out, Poseidon's parting gift to his rape victim turned out to be, yes, a motherfucking horse with goddamned wings. Jumping out her de-cap-i-ma-tated head. So, giddy with his heroic venture, he leaps upon the horse-child of Medusa and Poseidon, and rides off to fuck around with it's mom's head by randomly showing it to people just to be a twat.
Anonymous129: TeeCee, you sure know your stuff! My boss says I should give you and the Gorgon a Golden apple or five. It's a pity the dunderheads in power got such a good rap...
Anonymous133: Shit. I'm stoned, while stoned, while stoned. I smoked my weed. Made me stoned. I saw her tits. Made me stoner. I looked into her eyes. Made me stoned. I'm so stoned right now.
Deathless: Anon 123: Are you so epic that your attacks continue AFTER the battle? Also, Captain_Vagueness understands not the wiles of hentai. Most women, no matter how old or big titted, have child faces. IT'S A FUCKING FACT!!!!! XD
Ideals of the past... where it was ok with society to Marry your mom, and randomly kill just because you had the power to do it. Or when the gods that supposedly run your world that you pray to for food act like immature jealous 13 year olds that constantly fight with each other.
Even though I hate it with a burning passion,
This was the greeks idea of Drama back then or a form of there entertainment,that unfortunately got mixed in with a belief system somehow...
90% of greek stories have a form of human drama that makes the hero of the story seem like he's doing good, read the whole thing it just becomes fucked up, which in essence was a moral of the story, type of story.But no one ever reads the whole damn thing cause it's usually really, really long. So the wrong idea gets out. That's how I think it got turned into a religion.
I'll bet in another 1000 years our Drama based tv shows will sound and look just as crazy as the greeks story's will. Soap Operas are a perfect example.
Krawczyk: Oh, also, gonna be a damn shame when a new feature is picked, I love seeing this cute girl watching me search for fap fodder off in the corner.
It reminds me of home!
Anonymous157: "Hey! eyes up here buddy!"
"Huh? oh i was looking at um, wait what?"
"Look up here!"
"ooh baby, look at dem ti--wait what? did you say somthing?"
"look up here! i got a condom on my nose i want you to use!
"oh, ok, god dammi---"
*Turns to stone* *medusa rapes me*
samuraiidiot: Perseus never rode Pegasus that was Bellerophon... and few artists ever depict Medusa as she is supposed to look..she has tusks like a bore..and a body more similar to a harpy..snakes in the hair are the only thing they get right.. shes supposed to be hideous not beautiful
Yet_One_More_Idiot: Samuraiidiot - I thought that the whole point was that she was so beautiful (especially her face), but cursed by the gods for her vanity so that anybody who looked at her beautiful face would turn to stone?
I admit, I don't recally Greek Mythology too well, I only studied it for a few terms like 14 years ago. XD
Anonymous164: So...uh, what were we- OH NO YOU DON'T *goes aroud behind her* sorry baby but I like being made of flesh. But we could still have a row if you want.
Anonymous166: medusa:look up here pal
me:(looks up at medusa
medusa:why did you not turn to stone
me:I hold a magic spell that preents me from being turned to stone I stole it from hades so I can be with you
medusa:oh ok so what do you to do
me:well you are already nude so I guess we can have sex.
medusa:fine by me
(3 hours pass)
medusa:panting, that was fun thank you for someone finally knowing that I am still beautiful
gods: you, you should not be with her she was cursed by posiedon to remain to where she would return people to stone so I guess if you want her I will simply take her
me:(takes out the blade of olympus) you will never touch her zeus aghhhhhhhh
(kills zeus,posiedon,hades and all male gods)
medusa:thank you for saving me
me: medusa after I killed zeus I found this in his heart a potion to remove the curse here
medusa:(drinks the potion, returns to beautiful woman) thank you ohhhhhhhhh I am starting to feel horny
me: I will help you medusa (fucks her to orgasm)
(9 months later)
medusa:thanks now I have a beautiful baby boy what should we name him
me:how about......... Limonos (soon would become god of fire)
Anonymous169: @Hadouken ... Yeah, but pretty much all the other gods were even more dickish than Athena... Athena's one of the better ones to work under... Godess of wisdom means you'll probably get treated fairly, and not just randomly raped by it or posessed in order to have a form that can interfere with mortal lives without the other gods knowing.
Anonymous178: Favorite Pic on rule 34. Its not even the tits. Or the joke. Or the adorable face. Its those beautiful fucking eyes. I... I just fucking love them.
AnOniMouse: Actually, my theory on the sbakes is that they are basically just part of her, not random self sentient symbiotes, so would express orgasm through the snakes emotions as well, but no them seperately, and if one of the snakes gave head, again its just the gorgon's crazy mutant body, and its really her.
Anonymous190: guys, I have discoverd the mis-translation!
The greek word for stone is only 1 letter diferent from the greek word bone (greek slang for boner)
So when you look in her face you get a boner cause she's so fucking hot
croixblade: SERIOUSLY tries, can't stop looking down, whole body begins to shake, finally stops, looks her in the eyes, "FUCK THAT BITCH!"
procedes to fuck her in every hole she has
Anonymous209(208): @Anonymous: TINY snakes! that can probably slither and rub and massage your dick and balls! maybe idk! and maybe SQUEEZE out the last drops of cum when your done!
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If you look at her boobs, you gonna get stoned.
Choices,oh choices...
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*turns to her face
hey nic- *turns to stone
Love it
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*Looks up* OH SHI-
*petrified*
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Yeah well your tits are down here. You see my dilemma?
[keeps staring at chest] "I've made my decission."
"Heh. Snake tits."
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Not everything has to be eye burning
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Also, I suggest "gorgon" tag, since that's what Medusa was.
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your giving us eather eye burning or something that will all togeather kill us... right?
you know what? fuck it, ill just fap
A sexy I might turn into stone trap but worth it
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very clever the guy that make this picture
THIS....IS...WIN! and her eyes are nice too...
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But at least this is more fappable. :P
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also, i see wat u did thar anon 54
eh, wait a mi--
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XD
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Look down and you become hard as rock.
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What about a top 100 of all time or similar, reserved for the best of the best and not some line art of a penis having sex with a comic book page or fruit shaped like genitals?
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oh what the heck, MAI PINGAS IS ROCK HARD BBY
Ha. Yes.
After all, Medusa was a gorgon, like her sisters, Whats-her-name and Whats-her-name-too?
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Medusa: Eyes up Here Buddy
Admiral Ackbar: ITS A TRAP
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*Becomes a statue*
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but your eyes are beautiful...
would u liek a hug?
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JAMIE: *flashes this picture to Adam* Busted.
ADAM: ...Yep, gotta agree. Busted.
Penis hardened into stone!
Penis used Tackle!
Medusa fainted!
Penis used String Shot!
Its super effective!
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You won't believe how stoned I am right now.
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Right, so then after a few hours of that, Poseidon steps out to take a quick smoke break, again as gods are wont to do. Meanwhile, Athena appears, sees the raped Medusa lying on her temple ground, and being the gigantic bitch that she is, decides to then curse Medusa into the ugly creature with snake hair that she's normally portrayed as.
So, cut to years later, once again a god, this time Zeus, rapes another woman, this time a queen, just to piss of her king. King goes mad, tosses his wife and child into the sea, and if you've seen the movie, the boy (Perceus) survives, and is then told to go bug off and kill Medusa-the-raped-and-disfigured. He does so galantly, and chops her head off, stuffing it in a sack. Mind you, not the way it's portrayed in the movie; for you see, Medusa doesn't go all around the countryside turning people to stone, no, instead, she actually sought out comfort from the only two beings she wouldn't turn into stone on sight; her sisters, Stheno and Euryale, who were already snake-haired monsters with the added benefit of being immortal. (Medusa, obviously, wasn't.) So in one of the most misinterpreted, anti-heroic acts in the entirity of Greek mythology, Perceus walks into the cave where the three are *sleeping*, and lops her head clean off without a second thought. And not only does her head simply come off, but something else springs out as well; the god-horse Pegasus. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, as it turns out, Poseidon's parting gift to his rape victim turned out to be, yes, a motherfucking horse with goddamned wings. Jumping out her de-cap-i-ma-tated head. So, giddy with his heroic venture, he leaps upon the horse-child of Medusa and Poseidon, and rides off to fuck around with it's mom's head by randomly showing it to people just to be a twat.
"Mmmmm tits"
then I was like
"huh?... FUUUUUUUUU"
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- Huh, what did you just said? Sorry, I'm kinda distracted....
"...What?"
"My eyes! They're up HERE!"
"..........................................Whaaaat?"
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and i was disappoint
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Ideals of the past... where it was ok with society to Marry your mom, and randomly kill just because you had the power to do it. Or when the gods that supposedly run your world that you pray to for food act like immature jealous 13 year olds that constantly fight with each other.
Even though I hate it with a burning passion,
This was the greeks idea of Drama back then or a form of there entertainment,that unfortunately got mixed in with a belief system somehow...
90% of greek stories have a form of human drama that makes the hero of the story seem like he's doing good, read the whole thing it just becomes fucked up, which in essence was a moral of the story, type of story.But no one ever reads the whole damn thing cause it's usually really, really long. So the wrong idea gets out. That's how I think it got turned into a religion.
I'll bet in another 1000 years our Drama based tv shows will sound and look just as crazy as the greeks story's will. Soap Operas are a perfect example.
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It reminds me of home!
BONER RUINED.
tits=bone
I'll go with the bone. Thants any way
"Huh? oh i was looking at um, wait what?"
"Look up here!"
"ooh baby, look at dem ti--wait what? did you say somthing?"
"look up here! i got a condom on my nose i want you to use!
"oh, ok, god dammi---"
*Turns to stone* *medusa rapes me*
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I admit, I don't recally Greek Mythology too well, I only studied it for a few terms like 14 years ago. XD
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Then, she will cuts it and use it as perfetly shaped stone dildo :-D
*stone*
me:(looks up at medusa
medusa:why did you not turn to stone
me:I hold a magic spell that preents me from being turned to stone I stole it from hades so I can be with you
medusa:oh ok so what do you to do
me:well you are already nude so I guess we can have sex.
medusa:fine by me
(3 hours pass)
medusa:panting, that was fun thank you for someone finally knowing that I am still beautiful
gods: you, you should not be with her she was cursed by posiedon to remain to where she would return people to stone so I guess if you want her I will simply take her
me:(takes out the blade of olympus) you will never touch her zeus aghhhhhhhh
(kills zeus,posiedon,hades and all male gods)
medusa:thank you for saving me
me: medusa after I killed zeus I found this in his heart a potion to remove the curse here
medusa:(drinks the potion, returns to beautiful woman) thank you ohhhhhhhhh I am starting to feel horny
me: I will help you medusa (fucks her to orgasm)
(9 months later)
medusa:thanks now I have a beautiful baby boy what should we name him
me:how about......... Limonos (soon would become god of fire)
the end
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It took anon165 9 months to wake up?
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stone salve lube *check
shears (in case of pube snakes) *check
now I can tell you, your eyes are as beautiful as your breasts....wanna fuck?
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Me: NO! Titties first :P
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The greek word for stone is only 1 letter diferent from the greek word bone (greek slang for boner)
So when you look in her face you get a boner cause she's so fucking hot
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procedes to fuck her in every hole she has
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this is the only picture with a score of 100+
THE ONLY.
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Me:"yah, but everything more interesting is down here"
*fapfapfapfapfap*
Does that include the snake's too?
Me: "ya ya whatever, hey can I see your ass?"
and I'm anon 200! RULE 34 PAHEAL RECORD!
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and when I run out, i'll just start over
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Oh, and @Anonymous200, NOPE >>598039
oh she's making me so hard righ..... OH SH~ MY DICK IS STONE
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if you know what I mean.
FUCK YOU.
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>>438712
>>607999
>>327715
>>687244
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